BBUK Re-Watch/First Watch Thread (Part 3)

[Matthew.]

“Which one is the oven? Is the oven with a hob on it? Or is that the cooker?

Is this a wire rack?”

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/07/glyn.png

Bless :love:

[Daniel.]

He admitted it was fake

[Matthew.]

Sam being evicted </3

It’s probably breaking a forum rule to say this but it should have been Nikki that went

[Matthew.]

“It’s one of the bitchiest series we’ve ever had.”

Random audience member: “GRACE”

:joker:

[Daniel.]

I actually thought 5 and 6 were bitchier

[Matthew.]

I actually thought 5 and 6 were bitchier

nah this series has been worse in terms of nastiness

[Matthew.]

“Get Richard out”
“Get Grace out”
“Pick the ball”

So many variations of the crowd chants by the housemates

[Matthew.]

Week 2 - George, Sezer out
1. Sam (+1)
2. Nikki (+1)
3. Pete (-2)
4. Imogen (+3)
5. Glyn (-1)
6. Aisleyne (-1)
7. Grace (+1)
8. Lisa (-2)
9. George (-)
10. Richard (+2)
11. Lea (-)
12. Mikey (-2)
13. Sezer (-)

I’ve decided Sezer is my least favourite housemate ever.

Week 3 - Sam out, Susie in
1. Sam (-)
2. Pete (+1)
3. Glyn (+2)
4. Aisleyne (+2)
5. Lisa (+3)
6. Susie (N/E)
7. Imogen (-3)
8. Richard (+2)
9. Nikki (-7)
10. Lea (+1)
11. Grace (-4)
12. Mikey (-)

</3

[Daniel.]

9. Nikki (-7)
10. Lea (+1)
11. Grace (-4)


</3

https://i.imgur.com/0L330Ho.gif

[Matthew.]

https://i.imgur.com/0L330Ho.gif

Nikki was awful this week though, as were the other two (who were bordering on rubbish the previous week)

[Daniel.]

Lea and Nikki are at there peak in that week for me :skull:

[Matthew.]

Lea and Nikki are at there peak in that week for me :skull:

Nikki was a vile transphobe this week though

[Daniel.]

Tbf it was 2006 and she did apologise straight away and said she didnt mean it

No excuse but still

Her in the PR task >>>>>

[Epic.]

I don't recall her apologising, I just excuse it because most of her childhood and adolescence was away from the outside world.

It's still her lowest point though and I always get uncomfortable in that scene where she snapped at Sam just for implying she'd be getting with boys

[Matthew.]

Tbf it was 2006 and she did apologise straight away and said she didnt mean it

No excuse but still

Yeah but then the next day she was calling her “he” again and saying “He thinks he’s a woman”

[Daniel.]

Yeah but then the next day she was calling her “he” again and saying “He thinks he’s a woman”

I mean Sam said she didn't mind being called a she or he

[reece(:]

Week 3 - Sam out, Susie in

7. Imogen (-3)
9. Nikki (-7)
10. Lea (+1)
11. Grace (-4)


</3

https://i.imgur.com/clIUgz3.gif

[Scoot]

Yeah Sam was quite openly gender fluid so I don’t think you can get *too* mad at someone like Nikki getting confused/ignorant about it all.

Not excusing what she said but

[reece(:]

I'm sure Nikki said within seconds after--"Oh I don't mean that"

[LukeB]

Yeah but then the next day she was calling her “he” again and saying “He thinks he’s a woman”

She was just ignorant and she didn't mean it like that, Nikki needed some education but she wasn't nasty with it, still shouldn't have said it but it was a mistake.

If you have a problem with it then why do you like Cody from BBUS :suspect: he said some transphobic comments and didn't care about how his comments could offend transgenders.

[glibberglobber]

Yeah but then the next day she was calling her “he” again and saying “He thinks he’s a woman”

Nikki was an attention seeking brat , on reason I dislike BB7

[Daniel.]

attention seeking brat

me

[brat.]

attention seeking brat

literally me :p

[Daniel.]

me

literally me :p

https://uploadir.com/u/fdm0nwtc

[brat.]

https://uploadir.com/u/fdm0nwtc

that was the point

https://uploadir.com/u/fdm0nwtc

[glibberglobber]

that was the point

https://uploadir.com/u/fdm0nwtc

'BBUK first watch/rewatch'

Not a thread for personal opinions on yourself

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Khu6kXezKQg/hqdefault.jpg

[Matthew.]

If you have a problem with it then why do you like Cody from BBUS :suspect: he said some transphobic comments and didn't care about how his comments could offend transgenders.

what

[Matthew.]

I’m sure my opinion will probably change on Nikki, if she’s hailed as the best housemate ever she must be doing something right :shrug:

Also I did the ranking based on that week, and that was how I perceived her that week. Chances are it will change this week because I know the “Who Is She” day is coming up soon.

And you’re probably right about it being down to ignorance more than malice or anything else but I don’t remember her apologising? Could be wrong though

[Jason.]

I'm listening to Chasing Cars as we speak

[LukeB]

what

Didn't you watch the feeds

Him and Jason called Audrey from BB17US who is transgender an it, said ****** loads of times and said "“Do you really think I could give a sh*t that like .0000001 percent of the population is ******ng trannies. I don’t give a *****. I promise you they’re not expecting me to really *****ing sympathize with their psychological cause,”

Some people are evil and nasty about transgenders and some people are ignorant about it who needs bit of an education.

[LukeB]

I'm listening to Chasing Cars as we speak

We stan the best, best bits song?

[Jason.]

Him and Jason called Audrey from BB17US who is transgender an it, said ****** loads of times

I don't remember saying those things.

[brat.]

about to perch BB7 for t'first time :p

[LukeB]

I don't remember saying those things.

:laugh:

you evil man

[Matthew.]

Didn't you watch the feeds

Him and Jason called Audrey from BB17US who is transgender an it, said ****** loads of times and said "“Do you really think I could give a sh*t that like .0000001 percent of the population is ******ng trannies. I don’t give a *****. I promise you they’re not expecting me to really *****ing sympathize with their psychological cause,”

Some people are evil and nasty about transgenders and some people are ignorant about it who needs bit of an education.

No I didn’t watch feeds, I watched BB19 earlier this year (only started watching BBUS this year) and I ended up giving up on it because there were only about 3 people that were tolerable

And that quote :umm2:

[Matthew.]

about to perch BB7 for t'first time :p

my impact

[brat.]

my impact

calm down sweety your no rosa parks

[Matthew.]

calm down sweety you’re no rosa parks

me told

[Scoot]

calm down sweety your no rosa parks

:laugh2:

[RileyH]

calm down sweety your no rosa parks

:joker::joker:

[RileyH]

Anyway stan Grace

[Babayaro.]

We stan the best, best bits song?

It's no Sweet Disposition

[brat.]

BB7 Launch

Grace
Lisa
Nikki
Bonnie
Lea
Dawn
Mikey
Imogen
Shahbaz
Pete
Glyn
Richard
George
Sezer

Lea muttering ‘nasty nasty people’ as she enters, Glyn’s inaudible VT and Nikki’s entrance outfit were the best bits but other than that a bit of a non eventful launch, also why are like 3 of the housemates facts that they are terrified of camp men and transvestites :umm2:

[reece(:]

BB7 Launch



Shabnam




Queen

[brat.]

Queen

BYE i didn't even realise :joker:

[Matthew.]

The State of Susie sounds like such a scream :joker:

“My favourite foods are lobster, poached salmon and strawberries! These are the only foods which may be consumed in the State of Susie.”

[Matthew.]

“Never before has a task had so many fails in the history of Big Brother!”
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/07/susie.png

Reading out all the list of fails and when they realise they’re on a basic shopping budget, they start singing Bare Necessities :joker:

[Matthew.]

When the crowd are chanting “Get __ out!” during Davina’s little intro to the live show and during the titles, you know it’s bad :skull:

[Epic.]

Mark referring to Toya as 'LaToya' :laugh2:

[Matthew.]

Mark referring to Toya as 'LaToya' :laugh2:

Mark :love:

[Epic.]

Mark: I know sometimes I get things mixed up, and I say things not properly, or sometimes I say a comment that's a little bit dozy, but don't roll your eyes about it, I don't appreciate it... I don't claim to be fooking... em... oh fook what's his name? :laugh: The fella in the wheelchair that can't talk? Stephen King?

:skull:

[Tony Montana]

Mark was such a Scream

[Matthew.]

Grace throwing water over Susie :skull:

I mean, Science did it better but still

[Scoot]

You moose

[Matthew.]

Week 3 - Sam out, Susie in
1. Sam (-)
2. Pete (+1)
3. Glyn (+2)
4. Aisleyne (+2)
5. Lisa (+3)
6. Susie (N/E)
7. Imogen (-3)
8. Richard (+2)
9. Nikki (-7)
10. Lea (+1)
11. Grace (-4)
12. Mikey (-)

</3

Week 4 - Grace out
1. Pete (+1)
2. Susie (+4)
3. Glyn (-)
4. Grace (+7)
5. Nikki (+4)
6. Lisa (-1)
7. Imogen (-)
8. Aisleyne (-4)
9. Richard (-1)
10. Mikey (+2)
11. Lea (-1)

I pretty much liked everyone this week :love:

[Liam-]

Mark was horrific let’s not pretend otherwise

[Epic.]

Launch Part 1/Day 1 Highlights/Launch Part 2 (Pauline gets power; Helen gets pass to final)
1. Ashleigh
2. Toya
3. Kimberly
4. Mark
5. Helen :skull:
6. Matthew
7. Steven
8. Jale
9. Pauline
10. Winston
11. Tamara
12. Chris
13. Marlon
14. Christopher
15. Ash
16. Danielle

Day 2/3 Highlights
1. Kimberly (+2)
2. Mark (+2)
3. Toya (-1)
4. Ashleigh (-3)
5. Danielle (+11) :joker:
6. Chris (+6)
7. Christopher (+7)
8. Helen (-3)
9. Steven (-2)
10. Jale (-2)
11. Matthew (-5)
12. Pauline (-3)
13. Winston (-3)
14. Marlon (-1)
15. Tamara (-4)
16. Ash (-1)

[brat.]

5. Danielle (+11)


ugh we LOOV the nations sweetheart

[Matthew.]

“This woman is like 35 or 36 or 37, I’m sick of this ****ing sex talk 24/7, tits and cock and ****in spunk - I’m sick of hearing it!”

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/07/imogen.png

screaming when did imogen start getting so sassy

[Matthew.]

ugh we LOOV the nations sweetheart

makes me proud to be scottish, she does :flutter:

[*mazedsalv**]

“This woman is like 35 or 36 or 37, I’m sick of this ****ing sex talk 24/7, tits and cock and ****in spunk - I’m sick of hearing it!”

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/07/imogen.png

screaming when did imogen start getting so sassy

Realised how great Imogen was when i rewatched years later.

[brat.]

'iya, y'alright! 'iya, 'iya, 'IYA! y'alright? am lisa! 'iya, 'iya y'alright? beers oot alreadeh!'

whew lisa's mind :love:

[Daniel.]

Mark was horrific let’s not pretend otherwise

This, couldnt stand the fake twat

[Scoot]

I remember really liking Mark initially but like most of everything in that series it ended up souring and I hated him :skull:

[Matthew.]

Imogen just can’t stop discussing nominations can she :skull:

rebellious legend

[Matthew.]

Richard: “You guys broke the rules...”
Lisa: “SHURRUP RICHERD YE DON’T AVE TO GO ON ABOUT IT DO YA? We’ve all just fookin had to make a big fook off decision!”
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/07/lisa.png

Richard: “I’m just saying, if you don’t get yourself into these situations...”
(everyone else just starts shouting at each other :flutter:)

[Matthew.]

Glyn and Imogen’s conversations in Welsh :love:

[Daniel.]

BB5 - Week 7

1. Ahmed
2. Nadia
3. Michelle
4. Shell
5. Victor
6. Stuart
7. Jason
8. Daniel

And we have housemates enter my love category :love:

What a fantastic week, not only my favourite week of BB5 but also one of my favourite weeks of all time, it was everything I could ask for. Funny, dramatic, has a great task at the centre and some fantastic meltdowns. Ahmed's coup is the highlight though, and speaking of, he is the first housemate I am going to really miss. Such a bizarre man.

Surprise about rewatch so far : Im really liking Victor and done something I never thought I would...have Jason in green.

[Epic.]

Jason is an underrated, complex, solid green housemate :clap1:

[Matthew.]

Pete’s beatboxing is so satisfying :skull:

Idk why, but I could listen to that for ages :laugh:

[Matthew.]

BB5 - Week 7

1. Ahmed
2. Nadia
3. Michelle
4. Shell
5. Victor
6. Stuart
7. Jason
8. Daniel

And we have housemates enter my love category :love:

What a fantastic week, not only my favourite week of BB5 but also one of my favourite weeks of all time, it was everything I could ask for. Funny, dramatic, has a great task at the centre and some fantastic meltdowns. Ahmed's coup is the highlight though, and speaking of, he is the first housemate I am going to really miss. Such a bizarre man.

Surprise about rewatch so far : Im really liking Victor and done something I never thought I would...have Jason in green.

Ahmed :love:
Such an underrated housemate :clap1:

[Matthew.]

Glyn calling Richard a “proper fanny” :clap1:

[Matthew.]

not our Lisa’s eviction being overshadowed by a technical difficulty :worry:

[Matthew.]

omg Nikki trying to escape :joker:

[Matthew.]

“Your language... It’s a DISGRACE!”

The swear count of 88 in one 20 minute DR session :joker:

[Matthew.]

“All Suzeh does is drink tea! And go to bed at half past ten!”

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/07/lisa.png

I’d be lying if I said I didn’t relate :worry:

[Matthew.]

Week 4 - Grace out
1. Pete (+1)
2. Susie (+4)
3. Glyn (-)
4. Grace (+7)
5. Nikki (+4)
6. Lisa (-1)
7. Imogen (-)
8. Aisleyne (-4)
9. Richard (-1)
10. Mikey (+2)
11. Lea (-1)

I pretty much liked everyone this week :love:

Week 5 - Lisa out
1. Lisa (+5)
2. Imogen (+5)
3. Glyn (-)
4. Pete (-3)
5. Susie (-3)
6. Nikki (-1)
7. Aisleyne (+1)
8. Richard (+1)
9. Lea (+2)
10. Mikey (-)

5 new housemates next week :clap1:

[Headie]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DnjxZGUW4AABWHp.jpg
Michelle: "You look like the princess from Shrek"
Coolio: "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" x1000

Screaming

[Headie]

Everyone having to explain to Tina what Princess Fiona looks like because she's never seen it :joker:

https://uploadir.com/u/2hb05nvb

[Headie]

Mutya performing Hole in the Head for the talent show :love:

https://uploadir.com/u/aja8ojbq

And then Lucy's talent being her stood in the middle of the living room in an oversized hoodie and her knickers ranting about the Labour party :skull:

[Headie]

https://uploadir.com/u/hk0p84iy

[Headie]

BB: "Verne, please stand up and reveal the name of the person you've chosen to save"
Verne: (sat in his wheelchair) ":eyes:... I'll sit and I'll show you?"
*awkward silence*
Verne: "Okay... *stays sat down* I'm standing"
BB: "...Verne- are you ready to confirm the name of the person you wish to save?"
Verne: "...Yes?"
BB: "...Please confirm the name of the person you wish to save"

A mess :skull:

[Tony Montana]

Mess @ BB actually asking Verne to stand up

[brat.]

Mutya performing Hole in the Head

ugh hole in the head was them at their BEST

[Matthew.]

Richard is such a twat but his nominations are a scream

Imogen - she’s pretty and the public will want to keep her in because she’s pretty. Yeah, pretty boring! I keep checking the side of her head to see if there is a lobotomy

:skull:

[Daniel.]

Richard is such a twat but his nominations are a scream

Imogen - she’s pretty and the public will want to keep her in because she’s pretty. Yeah, pretty boring! I keep checking the side of her head to see if there is a lobotomy

:skull:

Richard was so boring himself though which is what I don't get

At least when someone like Kemal dragged Orlaith for it it was righteous

[Matthew.]

Richard was so boring himself though which is what I don't get

At least when someone like Kemal dragged Orlaith for it it was righteous

this pretty much

i only seem to like him when he’s in the diary room? outside of there he’s just being dull, or a twat

[Matthew.]

“There also is a prize at the end of this, okay? And as we’ve all said, yes! We’d love to win it. But that prize is a very big incentive to be an absolute...

BASTARD.”

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/07/susie.png

:skull:

[Matthew.]

“Oh, I think I found a new role - House Bitch!”
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/07/aisleyne.png

legend Aisleyne picked a great week to snap :clap1:

[Matthew.]

Nikki screeching in the Diary Room, then Lea and Pete with their ears to the door :skull:

[Matthew.]

poor Aisleyne looks devastated that she’s been evicted </3

her trying to break the door open :skull:
she looked fizzing that they weren’t opening :joker:

[Daniel.]

The HND males are so ****

[Matthew.]

Jonathan seems like he’s going to be a mess and tbh, I’m sort of here for it :hehe:

[Matthew.]

He did NOT ask Aisleyne what her name was :skull:

He definitely has not been watching then

[Matthew.]

“Michael has a habit pf turning into a television presenter in the middle of the day - funny that, that happens to me sometimes!”

:joker:

[Matthew.]

Week 5 - Lisa out
1. Lisa (+5)
2. Imogen (+5)
3. Glyn (-)
4. Pete (-3)
5. Susie (-3)
6. Nikki (-1)
7. Aisleyne (+1)
8. Richard (+1)
9. Lea (+2)
10. Mikey (-)

5 new housemates next week :clap1:

Week 6 - Aisleyne moved
1. Aisleyne (+6)
2. Susie (+3)
3. Imogen (-1)
4. Pete (-)
5. Jonathan (N/E)
6. Glyn (-3)
7. Nikki (-1)
8. Jennie (N/E)
9. Michael (N/E)
10. Richard (-2)
11. Jayne (N/E)
12. Spiral (N/E)
13. Lea (-4)
14. Mikey (-4)

[Tony Montana]

Jonathan seems like he’s going to be a mess and tbh, I’m sort of here for it :hehe:

:joker:

[Matthew.]

screaming at Aisleyne coming in crying, all the housemates run towards her and Susie’s just like “Shall we pop the kettle on?”

Everything’s about bloody tea with her isn’t it :skull:

[Babayaro.]

Lmao @ Seany pushing Charley into the pool

[Matthew.]

poor Aisleyne is traumatised by having to evict Jonathan </3

[Matthew.]

Week 6 - Aisleyne moved
1. Aisleyne (+6)
2. Susie (+3)
3. Imogen (-1)
4. Pete (-)
5. Jonathan (N/E)
6. Glyn (-3)
7. Nikki (-1)
8. Jennie (N/E)
9. Michael (N/E)
10. Richard (-2)
11. Jayne (N/E)
12. Spiral (N/E)
13. Lea (-4)
14. Mikey (-4)

Week 7 - Jonathan, Lea out
1. Susie (+1)
2. Aisleyne (-1)
3. Imogen (-)
4. Pete (-)
5. Glyn (+1)
6. Jennie (+2)
7. Nikki (-)
8. Michael (-1)
9. Jonathan (-4)
10. Lea (+3)
11. Jayne (-)
12. Richard (-2)
13. Mikey (+1)
14. Spiral (-2)

[Daniel.]

Susie ��

[Matthew.]

Susie ��

her obsession with tea and being middle class is a scream!

(also that week was dull af so :shrug:)

[Epic.]

Lea was the star of her last week :love:

[Matthew.]

Finding out all housemates face the public vote and Susie giggles to herself “Excuse me, may I book my slot at 2pm on Friday to use the shower please” :joker:

[Matthew.]

Susie looking down on the “grotty” housemates :joker:

[Matthew.]

Davina sounded so disappointed when she announced that Nikki had been evicted

[Black Dagger]

Susie ��

She's top 3 of the series.

[Matthew.]

Davina finding Nikki’s earring for her :joker:

[Matthew.]

She's top 3 of the series.

tea-drinking legend

[Matthew.]

Week 7 - Jonathan, Lea out
1. Susie (+1)
2. Aisleyne (-1)
3. Imogen (-)
4. Pete (-)
5. Glyn (+1)
6. Jennie (+2)
7. Nikki (-)
8. Michael (-1)
9. Jonathan (-4)
10. Lea (+3)
11. Jayne (-)
12. Richard (-2)
13. Mikey (+1)
14. Spiral (-2)

Week 8 - Nikki out
1. Susie (-)
2. Aisleyne (-)
3. Nikki (+4)
4. Pete (-)
5. Imogen (-2)
6. Jennie (-)
7. Glyn (-2)
8. Michael (-)
9. Jayne (+2)
10. Mikey (+3)
11. Richard (+1)
12. Spiral (+2)

[Tony Montana]

You're Entering what some people deem as the ''Boring Weeks of BB7'' Now Matthew

i Still enjoy it though to be honest.

[Matthew.]

You're Entering what some people deem as the ''Boring Weeks of BB7'' Now Matthew

i Still enjoy it though to be honest.

i thought it was getting boring already tbh

starting to miss BB5 and BB6 :laugh:

[Matthew.]

Spiral getting a bollocking in the diary room for unacceptable behaviour towards Aisleyne and she’s listening in through the door :love:

He leaves and she asks if she can have a word, and he angrily tells her no. Insufferable prick.

[Tony Montana]

i thought it was getting boring already tbh

starting to miss BB5 and BB6 :laugh:

When did it start getting boring for you? after Grace's departure? Usually it's after Nikki's For most people.

I do wish 7 was consistently entertaining like 5 and 6

[Matthew.]

When did it start getting boring for you? after Grace's departure? Usually it's after Nikki's For most people.

I do wish 7 was consistently entertaining like 5 and 6

I’d probably say around the point where the house next door was introduced?

I mean I still like the series but I definitely prefer 5 and 6

[Tony Montana]

I’d probably say around the point where the house next door was introduced?

I mean I still like the series but I definitely prefer 5 and 6

I loved the House Next Door Twist tbh. Aisleyne evicting Jonathan and the aftermath was Fantastic Viewing.

[Matthew.]

I loved the House Next Door Twist tbh. Aisleyne evicting Jonathan and the aftermath was Fantastic Viewing.

I barely like any of the HND housemates tbh, they’re all either really dull or really annoying except for Jennie, who I kind of like

[Tony Montana]

I barely like any of the HND housemates tbh, they’re all either really dull or really annoying except for Jennie, who I kind of like

I think you'll grow to Like Jayne. She provided most of the drama post Nikki and she was a scream to watch

[Matthew.]

I think you'll grow to Like Jayne. She provided most of the drama post Nikki and she was a scream to watch

is this week mainly centered around Jayne then? (because ik she’s the next one to go)

[Tony Montana]

is this week mainly centered around Jayne then? (because ik she’s the next one to go)

Yep it’s her messy week

[Matthew.]

Yep it’s her messy week

welp here for this

i’m guessing spiral remains awful until he leaves?

[Tony Montana]

welp here for this

i’m guessing spiral remains awful until he leaves?

He does get into a few arguments and has one incident which probably would've had him removed nowadays by C5 Standards

i don't know if you've passed it already

[Matthew.]

He does get into a few arguments and has one incident which probably would've had him removed nowadays by C5 Standards

i don't know if you've passed it already

if you mean the incident with Aisleyne then yeah I’ve seen that bit. Should have been thrown out for that imo

[reece(:]

Jayne is an icon

[Matthew.]

“Would housemates try not to belch in the exam hall?”

“Aisleyne, why do you find it so difficult to be quiet?”

“Instead of housemates chatting and giggling, instead you use take this time to look over your exam” *Susie gives Jayne the death stare*

Sassy BB is the best :clap1:

[Matthew.]

Jayne calling them all a bunch of thickos in the exam only for her to go and fail the exam and get caught cheating :skull:

[Scoot]

Jayne calling them all a bunch of thickos in the exam only for her to go and fail the exam and get caught cheating :skull:

Legend

[Matthew.]

*Housemates are choosing their meal*

Jayne: “ROAST BAYFF, roasted yeah, big roast with all the trimmin’s, t’lot, yowkshire puddin’s, everyfin. UHHHHH, dessert, I want - I’d like umm... chocolate eclairs with losds of cream.”

Michael: “Aw what are those things called, profiteroles?”

Jayne: “Yeah that’s what I mean!”

Michael: “Susie babes”

Susie: “Smoked salmon and salad and strawberries with Greek yoghurt. Lovely! I’m dreaming! Dreaming!”

Michael: “I’ll put donner kebab for Susie”

Susie: “No thank you, that’s one of the worst things I’ve ever had, yuck!”

screaming at the contrast :joker:

[Matthew.]

Michael calling out Richard for making him feel unwelcome and just generally being a massive dick :love:

Richard’s actually such a toxic person, good on Michael for calling him out on it :clap1:

[Matthew.]

Glyn’s determination (basically going to the point of dehydration) to win a special meal :skull:

i would say “me” but not all of that just for a bit of lamb and some pavlova like come on Glyn, out of all the things to choose, you come out with THAT :umm2:

[Matthew.]

welp the lamb, chips and pavlova was liquidised :skull:
at least he got some garlic bread though, every cloud :hee:

Spiral needs to calm tf down though, if anyone should be raging like that it should be Glyn? :conf:

[Tony Montana]

if you mean the incident with Aisleyne then yeah I’ve seen that bit. Should have been thrown out for that imo

Yeah i agree, he should have been thrown out for that. it was so unexpected and random

Disgusting Behavior. Aisleyne was so shocked

[Tony Montana]

Spiral was such a Dick to jennie

''Who the **** are you shouting at?''

''I'm ****ing shouting at you!''

[Jake.]

Jayne was hilarious and made the first post-Nikki week bearable

[Matthew.]

Yeah i agree, he should have been thrown out for that. it was so unexpected and random

Disgusting Behavior. Aisleyne was so shocked

it was so out of nowhere as well, at least BB picked up on it but really he should have been chucked out right away. pillock.

Jayne was hilarious and made the first post-Nikki week bearable

rebellious legend <3

[Matthew.]

Jayne being evicted over Richard is my least favourite result so far :sad:

[Matthew.]

Imogen nominating Jayne because she speaks with her mouth full and Jayne’s just like “At least I speak!”

:joker:

[Daniel.]

Lea vs Richard had a horrific result

[Matthew.]

Lea vs Richard had a horrific result

I didn’t particularly like either of them so I wasn’t fussed either way :hugesmile:

[Tony Montana]

Jayne being evicted over Richard is my least favourite result so far :sad:

an absolute travesty she went over that Bully

[Matthew.]

an absolute travesty she went over that Bully

this was Richard’s worst week since Week 1, he should have gone this time

[Matthew.]

Week 8 - Nikki out
1. Susie (-)
2. Aisleyne (-)
3. Nikki (+4)
4. Pete (-)
5. Imogen (-2)
6. Jennie (-)
7. Glyn (-2)
8. Michael (-)
9. Jayne (+2)
10. Mikey (+3)
11. Richard (+1)
12. Spiral (+2)

Week 9 - Jayne out
1. Susie (-)
2. Jayne (+7)
3. Michael (+5)
4. Aisleyne (-2)
5. Jennie (+1)
6. Glyn (+1)
7. Pete (-3)
8. Imogen (-3)
9. Mikey (+1)
10. Richard (+1)
11. Spiral (+1)

[Epic.]

Is this the week where Richard calls Glyn Forrest Gump' or is that the week before or

[Matthew.]

Is this the week where Richard calls Glyn Forrest Gump' or is that the week before or

can’t say i remember that, must be still to come

[*mazedsalv**]

On rewatch, Spiral is far worse than I remember. In theory, he should have been as disliked as the likes of Sezer and Grace, but somehow got away with a lot of it, I'm not sure why.

[Matthew.]

“Oh, it was a joke? PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :rolleyes: I just want to know why you did it...”

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/07/susie.png

what a strange prank to play on someone, switching a drawer around :suspect:

[Epic.]

On rewatch, Spiral is far worse than I remember. In theory, he should have been as disliked as the likes of Sezer and Grace, but somehow got away with a lot of it, I'm not sure why.

He probably could've been had he entered from the first night but since his real controversy came post-Nikki when the viewership slipped, I think that's how he got away scotfree.

I know he disgraced by country though. Back then you actually COULD vote from Ireland and he still had a terrible VTS percentage the week he was evicted :joker:

[reece(:]

“Oh, it was a joke? PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :rolleyes: I just want to know why you did it...”

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/07/susie.png

what a strange prank to play on someone, switching a drawer around :suspect:
http://i.cubeupload.com/5hn8qj.gif

[Matthew.]

http://i.cubeupload.com/5hn8qj.gif

:joker:

[Jason.]

I think the reason Spiral didn't come out as hated was that he was an irrelevant late entrant whereas the likes of Grace and Sezer had more power in the house so they came across as top dogs.

[Epic.]

Danielle dragging the sex talk happening in the house that's pretty OTT every series :joker:

Danielle: Ah've had a convahsation outsayde about all this porn, I've never herrd so much ROBBISH in maye entiah LAYFE! Ah know some o' da laddiest lads.
Kimberly: I think they just feel comfortable with that, they feel comfortable talking about sex--
Danielle: --Yeh but nawt EvEreHoNe WuNtS tEh TAWK ABOOT THAT THOUGH, that's the thing.
Kimberly: Yeah, they need to respect that.
Ashleigh: I find it weird, the conversations REALLY turn round to that a lot!
Danielle: Yaaa it joost doesn't even mayke any seense! Ah know some o' da laddiest lads ya can git, footballers you nayme it, and they STILL wouldn't behave lay' that, to be perfectly honest they's onleh so much o' that ah can tayke behfore ah'm gunna loose mah rag
Kimberly: I hate seeing you so pissed off :(
Danielle: It joost--IT ANNOYS MEH, it realleh annoys meh! Ah don't wanner herr anymore o' this "Doctorr this, doctorr that"
Kimberly: *to Toya* She's talking about the sex talk, like she's frustrated about the sex talk, she feels like it's too crude...
Danielle: "Ah ya know ah'm actualleh realleh gifted down there" GIT A LAYFE MAN! Honestleh sayin that on national TV... :yuk: Twat :yuk:

[Matthew.]

Danielle dragging the sex talk happening in the house that's pretty OTT every series :joker:

Danielle: IAhve had a convahsation outsayde about all this porn, I've never herrd so much ROBBISH in maye entiah LAYFE! Ah know some o' da laddiest lads.
Kimberly: I think they just feel comfortable with that, they feel comfortable talking about sex--
Danielle: --Yeh but nawt EvEreHoNe WuNtS tEh TAWK ABOOT THAT THOUGH, that's the thing.
Kimberly: Yeah, they need to respect that.
Ashleigh: I find it weird, the conversations REALLY turn round to that a lot!
Danielle: Yaaa it joost doesn't even mayke any seense! Ah know some o' da laddiest lads ya can git, footballers you nayme it, and they STILL wouldn't behave lay' that, to be perfectly honest they's onleh so much o' that ah can tayke behfore ah'm gunna loose mah rag
Kimberly: I hate seeing you so pissed off :(
Danielle: It joost--IT ANNOYS MEH, it realleh annoys meh! Ah don't wanner herr anymore o' this "Doctorr this, doctorr that"
Kimberly: *to Toya* She's talking about the sex talk, like she's frustrated about the sex talk, she feels like it's too crude...
Danielle: "Ah ya know ah'm actualleh realleh gifted down there" GIT A LAYFE MAN! Honestleh sayin that on national TV... :yuk: Twat :yuk:

:joker:

[RileyH]

God Danielle was so ****ing annoying

[Epic.]

Urgh Steven is such a grating twat twisting Danielle's words of her saying she got nominated because "she doesn't act like a slag" and then telling people she was calling everyone else slags when she never did and then trying to victimise himself, prick

Danielle: Oh ya gittin' fackin beetcheh about eet eh?
Steven: No one's getting bitchy we're having a conversation!
Danielle: That's what ya facking dew, ya joost a facking BETCH!
Steven: I'm not gonna rise to your abuse! :(
Danielle: Oh fack awwf, FACK AWWF!
Steven: That's fine, you act your age when you have your anger :smug:
Danielle: FACK AWWF! FACK AWWF!
Steven: Cool *flees*
Danielle: Fackin' eediet...

Helen's also turning out to be a dick but we been knew

[Tony Montana]

“**** off get some bloody class ya weirdo man” is Iconic

[Tony Montana]

God Danielle was so ****ing annoying

She was a Scream tyvm

[Epic.]

Kimberly: *to Helen about Danielle* I just spoke to her, and...she feels really bad, she knows she was in the wrong, she really wants to apologize, how do you feel about that?
Helen: Nope! :bored:

Get some bloody class you... weirdo, man :umm2:

[Headie]

Urgh Steven is such a grating twat twisting Danielle's words of her saying she got nominated because "she doesn't act like a slag" and then telling people she was calling everyone else slags when she never did and then trying to victimise himself, prick

Danielle: Oh ya gittin' fackin beetcheh about eet eh?
Steven: No one's getting bitchy we're having a conversation!
Danielle: That's what ya facking dew, ya joost a facking BETCH!
Steven: I'm not gonna rise to your abuse! :(
Danielle: Oh fack awwf, FACK AWWF!
Steven: That's fine, you act your age when you have your anger :smug:
Danielle: FACK AWWF! FACK AWWF!
Steven: Cool *flees*
Danielle: Fackin' eediet...

Helen's also turning out to be a dick but we been knew

Don't worry, Toya and ha army of underdogs is coming soon

https://uploadir.com/u/bpqpqbz8

[Epic.]

Helen's so abusive, insulting Danielle while she tries to apologize by saying Danielle shouldn't apologize to someone she told had no class, thinking that Danielle saying the 'class' line means she thinks Helen has no class, jumping to conclusions rather than not understanding what a simple heated insult during an argument is, along with shouting Danielle stick the apology up her arse. Aggressive dickhead.

[Matthew.]

why the FOOK would i wanna apologise to someome who has no class?

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/15/helen.png

[Epic.]

Day 2/3 Highlights
1. Kimberly (+2)
2. Mark (+2)
3. Toya (-1)
4. Ashleigh (-3)
5. Danielle (+11) :joker:
6. Chris (+6)
7. Christopher (+7)
8. Helen (-3)
9. Steven (-2)
10. Jale (-2)
11. Matthew (-5)
12. Pauline (-3)
13. Winston (-3)
14. Marlon (-1)
15. Tamara (-4)
16. Ash (-1)

Day 4/5 Highlights (Danielle, Jale and Tamara nominated; Jale eternally nominated)
1. Danielle (+4)
2. Kimberly (-1)
3. Toya (-)
4. Ashleigh (-)
5. Jale (+5)
6. Mark (-4)
7. Chris (-1)
8. Christopher (-1)
9. Matthew (+2)
10. Winston (+3)
11. Tamara (+4)
12. Marlon (+2)
13. Ash (+3)
14. Steven (-5)
15. Pauline (-3)
16. Helen (-8)

[Epic.]

Day 4/5 Highlights (Danielle, Jale and Tamara nominated; Jale eternally nominated)
1. Danielle (+4)
2. Kimberly (-1)
3. Toya (-)
4. Ashleigh (-)
5. Jale (+5)
6. Mark (-4)
7. Chris (-1)
8. Christopher (-1)
9. Matthew (+2)
10. Winston (+3)
11. Tamara (+4)
12. Marlon (+2)
13. Ash (+3)
14. Steven (-5)
15. Pauline (-3)
16. Helen (-8)

Day 6/7 Highlights
1. Danielle (-)
2. Kimberly (-)
3. Toya (-)
4. Ashleigh (-)
5. Christopher (+3)
6. Jale (-1)
7. Chris (-)
8. Mark (-2)
9. Winston (+1)
10. Matthew (-1)
11. Tamara (-)
12. Steven (+2)
13. Pauline (+2)
14. Marlon (-2)
15. Ash (-2)
16. Helen (-)

Was very nearly tempted to put Helen in orange after her apology with Danielle about overeacting and using personal insults she shouldn't have done and was ashamed of doing, but it's completely contradicted by her sudden irrational hatred of Christopher for no good reason, comparing him to a wasp when he's not within earshot, trying to turn Tamara and Mark against him, and goading him by imitating him late at night. She's a vile, scheming, hypocritical nuisance.

[brat.]

ugh legend danielle :love: we loov jesus' cam girl

[brat.]

Don't worry, Toya and ha army of underdogs is coming soon

https://uploadir.com/u/bpqpqbz8

this gif :skull:

[Matthew.]

Week 9 - Jayne out
1. Susie (-)
2. Jayne (+7)
3. Michael (+5)
4. Aisleyne (-2)
5. Jennie (+1)
6. Glyn (+1)
7. Pete (-3)
8. Imogen (-3)
9. Mikey (+1)
10. Richard (+1)
11. Spiral (+1)

Week 10 - Michael and Spiral out
1. Susie (-)
2. Aisleyne (+2)
3. Pete (+4)
4. Jennie (+1)
5. Michael (-2)
6. Imogen (+2)
7. Glyn (-1)
8. Mikey (+1)
9. Richard (+1)
10. Spiral (+1)

[Epic.]

Emma: Remember, you are voting to evict!
Random gob: GET DANIELLE AHHT!
Emma: To evict Danielle--
*crowd proceed to cheer Danielle*

:joker:

[Headie]

Screaming @ Nikki showing up during the paparazzi task and getting increasingly upset when the housemates have no clue who she is :joker:

"WHO IS IT? WHO IS IT? Are you not allowed to tell us your name love?"

https://uploadir.com/u/9fu3qwzp

[Epic.]

Day 6/7 Highlights
1. Danielle (-)
2. Kimberly (-)
3. Toya (-)
4. Ashleigh (-)
5. Christopher (+3)
6. Jale (-1)
7. Chris (-)
8. Mark (-2)
9. Winston (+1)
10. Matthew (-1)
11. Tamara (-)
12. Steven (+2)
13. Pauline (+2)
14. Marlon (-2)
15. Ash (-2)
16. Helen (-)

Day 8/9 Highlights (Tamara Evicted - Chris gets power; Christopher, Jale and Pauline nominated)
1. Danielle (-)
2. Kimberly (-)
3. Jale (+3)
4. Christopher (+1)
5. Mark (+3)
6. Chris (+1)
7. Toya (-4)
8. Ashleigh (-4)
9. Winston (-)
10. Matthew (-)
11. Pauline (+2)
12. Tamara (-1)
13. Steven (-1)
14. Marlon (-)
15. Ash (-)
16. Helen (-)

[Headie]

Found BB Panto in full online so gonna watch ha now seeing as I've never seen it before and it's Xmas! (and it's nice background fodder as I try to do uni work :laugh:)

[reece(:]

Found BB Panto in full online so gonna watch ha now seeing as I've never seen it before and it's Xmas! (and it's nice background fodder as I try to do uni work :laugh:)

The drama is messy

[brat.]

i still can't breathe at that toya gif

[Matthew.]

“I pressed the button and it said YOU HAVE BEEN EVICTEEEEEEEED” :bawling:

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/07/aisleyne.png

[Epic.]

Marlon and Ash whinging about the casting of the females that the show should've cast 'two slut buckets' :umm2:

[Epic.]

Kimberly calling out Marlon on how he's been treating her like a piece of meat :clap1:

[Epic.]

Helen repulses me on every level, Slugsworth will never be a witty comment to make about someone, it just makes you a petty disgusting cretin :yuk:

I'm not a Jale fan either, but the treatment she's getting just because they think she's the mystery nominater of this week is so upsetting to watch. Ignoring the fact she's not even nominating these people, even if she was and their assumptions that she was were correct, to personally defamate her for something they all have to do is pathetically bitter and it just shows how weak minded most of Helen's awful clique really are

[Daniel.]

Kimberly was trash

[RileyH]

Kimbot is underrated :love:

[brat.]

kim :love: top 5 of that series

[Epic.]

I love it when random gobs yell into the garden things that the show always tries and fails to hide. I didn't think BB17's outside interference could be topped, but someone literally shouted into the garden "HOUSEMATES CAN YOU HEAR ME? CHRIS HAS GOT THE POWER. REPEAT. CHRIS. HAS GOT. THE POWER." after he's gotten sole nomination duty in private the past four days :joker:

[Epic.]

Day 8/9 Highlights (Tamara Evicted - Chris gets power; Christopher, Jale and Pauline nominated)
1. Danielle (-)
2. Kimberly (-)
3. Jale (+3)
4. Christopher (+1)
5. Mark (+3)
6. Chris (+1)
7. Toya (-4)
8. Ashleigh (-4)
9. Winston (-)
10. Matthew (-)
11. Pauline (+2)
12. Tamara (-1)
13. Steven (-1)
14. Marlon (-)
15. Ash (-)
16. Helen (-)

Day 10/11/12 Highlights (Ash, Christopher, Jale, Marlon, Pauline and Steven nominated by Chris)
1. Kimberly (+1)
2. Chris (+4)
3. Mark (+2)
4. Danielle (-3)
5. Christopher (-1)
6. Jale (-3)
7. Toya
8. Ashleigh
9. Steven (+3)
10. Matthew (-1)
11. Pauline
12. Winston (-2)
13. Ash (+1)
14. Marlon (-1)
15. Helen

Jale was sneaky there at the end telling Ashleigh what she heard shouted over the wall after promising Chris she wouldn't :skull:

[DouglasS]

Kim is a terrible housemate, adds nothing at all to the show and is still a moaning person that enables scum. She really is a bottom 5 housemate of BB15 and thats difficult [Helen, Pauline, Ash, Steven, Kim]

[Matthew.]

“Yer fookin voice changes when ye think yer a big timer!”

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/07/jennie.png

[Matthew.]

The intro to that eviction episode :love:

“What are they doing here?” while Spiral just stands beside Davina looking half asleep :skull:

[Matthew.]

This twist could not be any more obvious that it’s designed to bring Nikki back :skull:

Like they could at least try to be a bit more subtle! Also, our Susie </3

“Yes, 30 seconds! Quick quick quick!”

[Matthew.]

Davina: “So, I just want to clarify this, right? So, you spent years trying to get onto Big Brither, you auditioned 3 times. And then you were a stand in, weren’t you? And then your husband, and I’m just going to check my quantities here, bought 800 bars of chocolate...”

Susie: “Has he eaten them all?”

Davina: “...and eventually paid £4000 on the internet for that ticket!”

Susie: “Yeah, I think he loves me...”

:joker:

[Headie]

Welp Mutya's meltdown over her pressing the DR button and them not calling her in for 16 minutes :skull:

BB: "This is Big Brother, would Mutya come to the diary room"
Mutya: "NO. **** YOURSELF. No. I'm not ****ing going. *continues putting eye-liner on* Kiss my ****ing arse"
Ulrika: :o
Mutya: "Nah I don't care, they can take my ****ing money off me and they can put me out today. I couldn't give a ****ing sh!t"

Not Mutya driving erratic and acting manic, shame on BB for ruining her day!

[Matthew.]

Week 10 - Michael and Spiral out
1. Susie (-)
2. Aisleyne (+2)
3. Pete (+4)
4. Jennie (+1)
5. Michael (-2)
6. Imogen (+2)
7. Glyn (-1)
8. Mikey (+1)
9. Richard (+1)
10. Spiral (+1)

Week 11 - Mikey and Susie out
1. Susie (-)
2. Aisleyne (-)
3. Jennie (+1)
4. Imogen (+2)
5. Glyn (+2)
6. Pete (-3)
7. Mikey (+1)
8. Richard (+1)

[Headie]

Ahhh she's gone full on Alex-De-Gale Pow Pow Pow mode I'm screaming :joker: With a bandana covering her face and her hood up

Tina: (comforting her) "Come on babygirl, don't deprive yourself, get you arse in there"
Mutya: "No cos if I go in there I swear to god I will go through every one of them ****ing doors in there, they best make sure they have security on the other side"
Tina: "Well they have, so come on! :)"
Lucy: "This is exactly what they (BB) want"
Mutya: "Yeah of course this is what they ****ing want and thats why I wanna see them when I get out of here because watch what will ****ing happen to them"

https://uploadir.com/u/nxk338sn https://uploadir.com/u/p9vpdxko

[Matthew.]

https://media.giphy.com/media/8PdJgSZNySltuEte01/giphy.gif

Bring back Sam, Jayne, Susie and Lisa imo

[Headie]

Bonneh should've returned, if only she'd paid for her Dominoes </3

[reece(:]

https://uploadir.com/u/p9vpdxko

[Matthew.]

Bonneh should've returned, if only she'd paid for her Dominoes </3

omg is that what they meant by “legal reasons” :skull:

bonneh and her pink hoodeh with a hood :love:

[Matthew.]

poor Sam looked gutted that she wasn’t going back in :sad:

I don’t understand how all the crowds were shouting “get Grace out!” for weeks then they vote her back in though :skull: a mess

[DouglasS]

poor Sam looked gutted that she wasn’t going back in :sad:

I don’t understand how all the crowds were shouting “get Grace out!” for weeks then they vote her back in though :skull: a mess

People loved to hate Grace. She made good TV and people love to tear down a villan.

[Epic.]

I don’t understand how all the crowds were shouting “get Grace out!” for weeks then they vote her back in though :skull: a mess

You'll see :fan:

[Matthew.]

“What we want... is a bottle... of wine! £2.50 from the co-op!”

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/07/imogen.png

[Matthew.]

Glyn climbing over to the HND and scaring poor Grace half to death :skull:

[Matthew.]

BB trying not to laugh while giving Glyn a bollocking :skull:

also Nikki opening the Diary Room door while Glyn is in it and he thinks she’s Grace :joker:

“GRACE? Is that youuuuuuuu?”

and Nikki just runs off :joker::joker::joker:

“GRACE! I miss you!”

[Matthew.]

Grace is back in the house and Aisleyne is ****ing furious :joker:

[Matthew.]

can’t believe legend Imogen was evicted over Richard :(

[Matthew.]

Week 11 - Mikey and Susie out
1. Susie (-)
2. Aisleyne (-)
3. Jennie (+1)
4. Imogen (+2)
5. Glyn (+2)
6. Pete (-3)
7. Mikey (+1)
8. Richard (+1)

Week 12 - Imogen out, Nikki in
1. Aisleyne (+1)
2. Grace (R/E)
3. Imogen (+1)
4. Nikki (R/E)
5. Jennie (-2)
6. Pete (-)
7. Lea (R/E)
8. Mikey (-1)
9. Glyn (-4)
10. Richard (-2)

[Epic.]

BB trying not to laugh while giving Glyn a bollocking :skull:

also Nikki opening the Diary Room door while Glyn is in it and he thinks she’s Grace :joker:

“GRACE? Is that youuuuuuuu?”

and Nikki just runs off :joker::joker::joker:

“GRACE! I miss you!”

He was such a scream this week idc what Daniel says :love:

[Matthew.]

He was such a scream this week idc what Daniel says :love,:

nah i thought he was a bit cringe that week, came across as trying too hard imo

[Epic.]

Pauline and Helen are gross assuming Kimberly only got in a shower with Winston because she apparently fancied him and not just because she was simply having a shower, and Pauline lecturing Winston on reminding people about privacy if they enter a shower with him :bored:

[Epic.]

Helen: Even if ah'm not doing something, ah would not--ah would NOT want to be seen in bed with a GUY on TV! Even if he wasn't doing anything to meh ah wouldn't do it!
Kimberly: I haven't been in bed with a guy on TV :bored:

Lmao at the foreshadowing
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/15/steven.png

[Epic.]

Marcus Bentley: Marlon is WINDING UP Helen...
Marlon: She's folded. :smug: In two... :smug:
Helen: .... :suspect: That's SUCH a disrespectful thing to say when I can SO tell what you're saying! That's like "I don't understand what I'm saying..." when I really do!
Marlon: Do you not know what folded in two means?!?!? Nonono, folded in two is when someone's drunk they're like this! *bends over* "Uuuugh!" *waves arms* Folded in two!
Helen: WELL AH KNOW AH KNOW BUT I'M NOT DOIN THAT. Whenhaveyouseenmedothat, whatPOINThaveyouseenmedoingthattonight,Marlon!
Marlon: Stand up straight :smug: Stand up straight :smug: .
Helen: WhatpointhaveyouseenmedothatMarlon! Whatpointhaveyouseenmedothattonight!

:skull:

[Epic.]

Day 10/11/12 Highlights (Ash, Christopher, Jale, Marlon, Pauline and Steven nominated by Chris)
1. Kimberly (+1)
2. Chris (+4)
3. Mark (+2)
4. Danielle (-3)
5. Christopher (-1)
6. Jale (-3)
7. Toya
8. Ashleigh
9. Steven (+3)
10. Matthew (-1)
11. Pauline
12. Winston (-2)
13. Ash (+1)
14. Marlon (-1)
15. Helen

Day 13/14 Highlights
1. Kimberly (-)
2. Chris (-)
3. Mark (-)
4. Christopher (+1)
5. Danielle (-1)
6. Ashleigh (+2)
7. Jale (-1)
8. Matthew (+2)
9. Toya (-2)
10. Steven (-1)
11. Winston (+1)
12. Marlon (+2)
13. Pauline (-2)
14. Ash (-1)
15. Helen (-)

[Matthew.]

**** I just realised I’m on the last HL show before the final :skull:

[Epic.]

:joker:

http://i.imgur.com/Q9GpFXb.png

[Epic.]

Every single one of Mark's psychic predictions have been bull**** and incorrect :joker:

Mark: *points at moth on bed* Whose bed is this?
Pauline/Ashleigh: Ash and Marlon.
Mark: That's an omen... :worry:
Pauline: DON'T EVEN START THAT NOW. :rolleyes:
Mark: NO IT'S A FOOKIN OMEN, IT'S LANDED STRAIGHT ON THEIR PILLAH...
Toya: What does it mean?
Mark: One of them's gonna go home :worry:
Ashleigh: ...Yeah that's how I would take it too...
Pauline: Seriously?
Mark: Yeah... a moth is a sign of DEATH...
Ashleigh: I am a little bit superstitious.
Mark: Liverpool and Derry are very spiritual plaaaces... we know this haven't weee?
Pauline: I've never heard about the moth thing.
Mark: It's very typical.
Ashleigh: Moths are meant to be like really bad luck.
Mark: Yeah, especially if they land on yer pillow...
Ashleigh: :laugh2: I don't know about that, Mark! :rolleyes:
Pauline: :joker:
Mark: ....

[Matthew.]

out of the 6 left I would pick Aisleyne as my winner

[Matthew.]

Shahbaz kissing Davina’s baby bump :skull:

[Epic.]

Shahbaz kissing Davina’s baby bump :skull:

He was such a mess on finale night and it needs to be mentioned more :love: Just wait till you get to him booing Richard :joker:

[Tony Montana]

out of the 6 left I would pick Aisleyne as my winner

:clap2:

[Matthew.]

He was such a mess on finale night and it needs to be mentioned more :love: Just wait till you get to him booing Richard :joker:

i’d like to think everyone will be being Richard tbf

shahbaz looks so happy to be back though :laugh:

[Matthew.]

Jayne Kitt and Susie Verrico queens of etiquette returning :clap1:

[Matthew.]

Jennie </3

“Jennie, you have been evicted, please leave the Big Brother house.”
“I HAVE BEEN EVICTED!”

seeing herself on the big screen outside the house and shouting “THAT’S ME!” :joker:

[Matthew.]

Ex-housemages cheering Nikki and then they all stop. Apart from Shahbaz who has is still standing up and waving :skull:

[Matthew.]

Umm well that interview happened :joker:

[Epic.]

*during family and friends segment*
Emma: Next we have Marlon's friend, JADE! Jade how are you? :)
Jade: I'm fine thank you :)
Emma: Are you sure, you were a little bit nervous earlier :laugh:
Jade: I'm very nervous! :)
Emma: Now listen, we saw him kind of sitting on the fence in the task when he was a farmer, and Jake kind of put him straight. Is he normally like that? Does he normally stand up and get his point across? Or is he someone to sit back and let somebody else do the work?
Jade: No, he's very outspoken, so I was very shocked when he kind of sat there and let a WOMAN tell him what to do, uhuhuhuhuh! :joker::joker:

This gastly creature also had the nerve to say Marlon was respectful to women. Well you certainly aren't, you self-loathing moron!

[Matthew.]

He was such a mess on finale night and it needs to be mentioned more :love: Just wait till you get to him booing Richard :joker:

https://media.giphy.com/media/xkt3o9ACHqUbz2G1S7/giphy.gif

[Tony Montana]

Shahbaz= Legend

It’s cool to see him sitting with all the other ex housemates, I hope they’ve all regretted how they treated him

[Matthew.]

Ik it’s meant to be “best bits” but that was NOTHING like what Richard was like in the house! It made me like him :umm2:

also it’s not very often they use a good song for best bits, and the rare occasion when they do, they use it on him! :oh:

[Matthew.]

Davina announcing Aisleyne in 3rd place as “Aaaashaleeeen!” :skull:

[Epic.]

Emma: On the first night, 49.3% of the public, voted you to have the power.
Pauline: Okay?
Emma: Tonight, 79.4% of people voted you out of the house!
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOO! BOOO!
Pauline: Such is life!

:laugh2:

Actually, taking statistics into account with amount up, doesn't Pauline have the highest eviction percentage ever? I know Nicole and Sezer were 90+% but they were up against only two people. Pauline was up against FIVE with a nearly 80% vote against her :skull:

[Matthew.]

Pete falling down the stairs on the way out...

...just like he did on the way in

[Matthew.]

Chasing Cars as the series best bits :love:

[Epic.]

Omg no this is so terrible. How are Toya and Matthew power housemates if one of them are just going to be up anyway? It was something just revealed to the audience at the very end of the show as well. I reiterate BB14 had one of the worst production decisions ever but worse than this, it's starting to transcend to the series that aired the year after

[Epic.]

*the housemates talking about when they voted who would be the power housemate*
Toya: I chose somebody based on my head not my heart!
Steven: Did you?
Toya: Yeah I did. If they reveal who nominated who to be power housemate, people could possibly be shocked by who I nominated.
Steven: Really?!
Toya: Yeah because I don't have to justify myself to nobody in this house! I don't! Because I prefer to use this *points at head* than these *points at breasts*, *points at heart* This gets you into a lot of trouble! *points at breasts* And these two find it hard to work together! And this *points at head* usually works better than this *points at breasts and heart* to be honest...

:joker:

[Matthew.]

And that’s BB7 over! It was good, but not the best. I prefer BB5, BB6 and I think BB15? over it, but it’s still a good series imo bar the first week

1. Susie
2. Sam
3. Aisleyne
4. Lisa
5. Jayne
6. Imogen
7. Pete
8. Grace
9. Nikki
10. Bonnie
11. Jennie
12. Michael
13. Glyn
14. Shahbaz
15. Lea
16. Dawn
17. Jonathan
18. Mikey
19. George
20. Richard
21. Spiral
22. Sezer

I’m trying to watch this series in order, which means next up is CBB5 :worry:

[Epic.]

BB15 is hardly better than BB7...?

[Matthew.]

BB15 is hardly better than BB7...?

i liked BB15, it’s a messy but underrated series

[Headie]

Emma: On the first night, 49.3% of the public, voted you to have the power.
Pauline: Okay?
Emma: Tonight, 79.4% of people voted you out of the house!
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOO! BOOO!
Pauline: Such is life!

:laugh2:

Actually, taking statistics into account with amount up, doesn't Pauline have the highest eviction percentage ever? I know Nicole and Sezer were 90+% but they were up against only two people. Pauline was up against FIVE with a nearly 80% vote against her :skull:

Considering no one was hardly watching she probably only got like 5000 votes or something whereas I can imagine Sezer (and maybe Nicole) being like 100k+

[Epic.]

It's such a shame they stopped showing Danielle as often, at least this week. Her fleeing in disgust when Jale described to her what a typical porno storyline is<3. Then this:

Danielle: God they were chanting Helen. Did you hear them?
Jale: I'm going to get ****ed in this house because apparently I'm a **** so I deserve to be dissed!
Danielle: DON'T YOU DARE SAY THAT! :bawling: DON'T YOU DARE SAY THAT! :bawling:
Jale: Well that's what people are saying :shrug:
Danielle: Ya got the BEST cheers out of everyone, d'ya know how amazing that is :bawling:
Jale: I've gotta live in this house with people who wanna ****ing kill me! :bored:
Danielle: You've got ME, and you've got ASHLEH, and you've got KIMBERLEH, and ye've got all those boys that love ya! :bawling:
Ashleigh: *walks over* What's wrong?
Jale: I just heard off her "I diss people that deserve to be dissed".
Ashleigh: Who said that?
Jale: Pauline on her way out.
Ashleigh: She said 'some people deserve to be.'
Jale: Said "I stand by what I did, if people deserve to be dissed then I diss them", *hugs Marlon* Well done honey.
Danielle: *turns to Ashleigh* Did you hear about Helen? They were saying 'Get Helen Out'.
Ashleigh: Aye.
Danielle: Good.......

[Matthew.]

Let’s see how this goes...

CBB5 - Launch
1. Ken
2. Carole
3. Shilpa
4. Dirk
5. Jermaine
6. Cleo
7. Ian
8. Jo
9. Donny
10. Danielle
11. Leo
(tried to as be as less influenced by what i’ve heard as possible)

Ken singing “Singing in the Rain” as he stepped out of the car :skull:

and Carole “Lindsay Lohan? A WASTE of space!” :joker:

Dirk coming out of an A-Team van with a cigar to the A-Team music :love:

[Epic.]

Day 13/14 Highlights
1. Kimberly (-)
2. Chris (-)
3. Mark (-)
4. Christopher (+1)
5. Danielle (-1)
6. Ashleigh (+2)
7. Jale (-1)
8. Matthew (+2)
9. Toya (-2)
10. Steven (-1)
11. Winston (+1)
12. Marlon (+2)
13. Pauline (-2)
14. Ash (-1)
15. Helen (-)

Day 15/16 Highlights (Pauline Evicted; Toya and Matthew get power)
1. Mark (+2)
2. Danielle (+3)
3. Christopher (+1)
4. Chris (-2)
5. Kimberly (-4)
6. Ashleigh (-)
7. Jale (-)
8. Toya (+1)
9. Matthew (-1)
10. Steven (-)
11. Winston (-)
12. Marlon (-)
13. Pauline (-)
14. Ash (-)
15. Helen (-)

Yuck at Helen and Ash hiding wine from Jale at the end after Helen pretty much pretended that Jale was growing on her (Maxwell and Saskia who?). Their gang was clearly just bitter that Jale survived another eviction and their crony Pauline went. It was such a randomly spiteful moment and I was hugely disappointed in Kimberly for going along with it and giggling about the whole thing.

[Matthew.]

Mark at No. 1 <3

An underrated legend

[Matthew.]

Shilpa calling Dirk “Duck” :love:

[Matthew.]

https://media.giphy.com/media/hTAZfQaQQyz0CjtcCD/giphy.gif

Ken and Shilpa’s faces :skull:

[Daniel.]

Mark is a faker version of Charlie Drummond.

[Epic.]

Mark is a faker version of Charlie Drummond.

Nobody can achieve that

[Matthew.]

it gets better! :joker:

https://media.giphy.com/media/BCeDYoXo6nY20R0j6S/giphy.gif

[Matthew.]

Let’s see how this goes...

CBB5 - Launch
1. Ken
2. Carole
3. Shilpa
4. Dirk
5. Jermaine
6. Cleo
7. Ian
8. Jo
9. Donny
10. Danielle
11. Leo
(tried to as be as less influenced by what i’ve heard as possible)

Ken singing “Singing in the Rain” as he stepped out of the car :skull:

and Carole “Lindsay Lohan? A WASTE of space!” :joker:

Dirk coming out of an A-Team van with a cigar to the A-Team music :love:

Days 1-3 (Jade, Jack, Jackiey in
1. Ken (-)
2. Shilpa (+1)
3. Jermaine (+2)
4. Dirk (-)
5. Carole (-3)
6. Cleo (-)
7. Jackiey (N/E)
8. Ian (-1)
9. Jade (N/E)
10. Donny (-1)
11. Jo (-3)
12. Jack (N/E)
13. Danielle (-3)
14. Leo (-3)

(again, trying not to be influenced by what i’ve previously heard/seen about some people)

[Matthew.]

Shilpa: “I’m an actress from India!”
Ken: “And I’m an Old Age Pensioner!”

[Matthew.]

Donny is having absolutely none of this task :skull:

Even to the extent that he’s legged it :joker:

[Tony Montana]

https://media.giphy.com/media/hTAZfQaQQyz0CjtcCD/giphy.gif

Ken and Shilpa’s faces :skull:

it gets better! :joker:

https://media.giphy.com/media/BCeDYoXo6nY20R0j6S/giphy.gif

:joker::joker: Ken is underrated

RIP

[Matthew.]

:joker::joker: Ken is underrated

RIP

I didn’t go into this series expecting my favourite to be Ken Russell :joker:

[Tony Montana]

I didn’t go into this series expecting my favourite to be Ken Russell :joker:

Same, He was a pleasant surprise when I first watched it and he gets better in each episode

Just a shame he walks on day 5 :bawling:

Great top 4 :clap2:

[Matthew.]

Same, He was a pleasant surprise when I first watched it and he gets better in each episode

Just a shame he walks on day 5 :bawling:

Great top 4 :clap2:

i know, i saw the eviction order </3