BBUK Re-Watch/First Watch Thread (Part 3)

[Epic.]

Day 15/16/17/18 Highlights (Andrew and Caroline nominated)
1. Darren
2. Nick (+1)
3. Caroline (-1)
4. Melanie
5. Anna
6. Nichola (+1)
7. Tom (-1)
8. Craig
9. Andrew

Day 19/20 Highlights
1. Caroline (+2)
2. Nick (-)
3. Darren (-2)
4. Melanie (-)
5. Anna (-)
6. Nichola (-)
7. Tom (-)
8. Craig (-)
9. Andrew (-)

[Epic.]

Finally reached this iconic fight

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"RIGHT WHO WANTS A HOT DRINK?"

[Epic.]

Day 19/20 Highlights
1. Caroline (+2)
2. Nick (-)
3. Darren (-2)
4. Melanie (-)
5. Anna (-)
6. Nichola (-)
7. Tom (-)
8. Craig (-)
9. Andrew (-)

Day 21/22 Highlights (Andrew Evicted)
1. Nick (+1)
2. Caroline (-1)
3. Darren (-)
4. Anna (+1)
5. Melanie (-1)
6. Nichola (-)
7. Tom (-)
8. Craig (-)
9. Andrew (-)

[Liam-]

Makosi lying to Derek about why she wasn’t up for eviction :joker:

[Liam-]

‘The bin slipped out of my hand and hit the prick on the head, what’s the problem?!’

I ****ing love Science

[Tony Montana]

‘The bin slipped out of my hand and hit the prick on the head, what’s the problem?!’

I ****ing love Science

Legend. :love:

[Epic.]

‘The bin slipped out of my hand and hit the prick on the head, what’s the problem?!’

I ****ing love Science

Power to the people :love:

I'm surprised you've got that far already, have you skipped past blocked YT episodes cause there's a website for the ones you've missed?

[Macie Lightfoot]

Ladies I am back from vacation and have finally caught up on all my live shows so I am READY to continue with my BB17 watch so stay tuned xx

[Jake.]

Mary sweating to death only to finally pull herself out of bed to find out she’s up for eviction and not giving a **** :love::love:

[aaronneely2017]

Mary sweating to death only to finally pull herself out of bed to find out she’s up for eviction and not giving a **** :love::love:

Ugh Mary has to be the best first boot housemate ever!! Such an icon <3

[Jake.]

Day 2 was just perfect. Makosi causing absolute carnage and bringing out the best (or worst) in everyone :clap1:

Day 1/2
1. Makosi
2. Science
3. Saskia
4. Kemal
5. Mary
6. Lesley
7. Derek
8. Roberto
9. Sam
10. Vanessa
11. Craig
12. Maxwell
13. Anthony

This is easily up there with the best first weeks of BB ever <3

Day 3/4/5/6/7(Live Eviction)/8(Mary Evicted)
1. Mary
2. Makosi
3. Science
4. Roberto
5. Kemal
6. Derek
7. Saskia
8. Lesley
9. Craig
10. Sam
11. Maxwell
12. Anthony
13. Vanessa

[Tony Montana]

My second favourite first week after 7.

[Liam-]

Power to the people :love:

I'm surprised you've got that far already, have you skipped past blocked YT episodes cause there's a website for the ones you've missed?

Yeah, I’ve missed about 3 episodes I think, I’m keeping up though, haven’t missed much my memory can’t fill in at this point :laugh:

Watching this back, I definitely forgot how much I hated Anthony and Maxwell

[Macie Lightfoot]

Just watched ~The Battle~ episodes between the House and the Others and lol the last one was sooooo rigged fro the HMs. I'm happy the house is finally united though. I was enjoying the messiness of the Other House for a few days but then there was just too much moving back-and-forth and it lasted too long and it just felt kinda felt suffocating and hard to follow like the BB8 House Next Door.

Anyway, the clear breakout star has been CHARLIE, who wasted absolutely no time trying to win Jason back over and trying to figure out where she stands :love: Like,

Jason: We're not together though...
Charlie: But I want to know where I stand.
Jason: You're putting me in a position.
Charlie: I just want to know where we stand.
Jason: This is Big Brother. You're putting me in a position.
Charlie: *storms off dramatically while Jason is left sitting there dumbfounded*

Where did they find such a psycho? :love:

Also, I was singing Natalie's praises before in the first week but it's suddenly grown kinda stale for me? It's just TOO MUCH of the same ****. Like we get it, you HATE Hughie and Jayne and it's given us some good soundbites but it's gotten kinda sinister and it's just not as fun to watch anymore. And it's not even that I like Hughie or Jayne either really! Hughie's ****ing ANNOYING bc he inserts himself into every situation and then gets mad when other people insert themselves into his situations, and he just yells YOU'RE A TROUBLEMAKER!!!!!!!!! like a loud foghorn whenever people tell him to butt out of it. And Jayne like........ I don't know. I feel bad that Natalie's coming after her strictly based on ****ing Chelsea's side of the story, but then she's weeping about how "SHE'S DEALT WITH THE NATALIES OF THE WORLD" and it just feels a little too much like she's obviously talking about her mother's carer and that's kinda icky to me.

[Macie Lightfoot]

Oh ALSO, the entire argument over the cigarettes between Hughie and kinda Ryan, then Jackson, then Alex (?!?!) was dreadful and I kinda hate him honestly.

[Macie Lightfoot]

Binged three episodes today and I am DEFINITELY ready to see Natalie go. Her eviction is the next episode for me thankfully. It's not even that I dislike her, but I'm just exhausted. Soooooo exhausted. Her arguments have gotten stale and even more repetitive somehow and we're just not going to see anything new. I'm also kinda put off by how she was friendly-ish with Jayne before Chelsea went into the Other House but then she started slut-shaming her as soon as she met Chelsea (a dominatrix slut-shaming a honeytrapper/kiss-and-tell is...... I would say it's rich, but we watched Helen Wood slut-shame people for two series no), and she talked **** about Lateysha as soon as she met her but then is just using her to continue to put needles into her Hughie voodoo doll because of stuff he said about her (or maybe didn't say? It wasn't on the episodes and I can't honestly figure out what the truth is, great job editors.)

That being said, the one episode where everyone dogpiled on her was ROUGH. Like fair enough that she blatantly refused to label herself as the least sexy (lol), but she wasn't thaaaaat bad in the obstacle course task where she had to guide a blindfolded Hooie, not to mention that it was an impossible obstacle course and she was set up for failure from the jump. And then the big fight over the wine was like...... not all that serious but everyone screamed that she physically assaulted Laura to the point where she had to sleep in the spare bedroom. I don't know, I just had a full realization when I had to listen to Vogue Williams on BOTS repeatedly call her AGGRESSIVE and say that SHE'S JUST AGGRESSIVE when she probably wouldn't use that word to describe someone like Marco or Chelsea (who are both aggressive in their own ways) that I'm just over the whole Natalie thing and ready to move on.

The only Natalie dynamic that I *have* been enjoying is that she randomly turned poor Emma into her confidant, and everyone conversation is just Natalie verbally railroading the conversation while Emma just meekly says "yeah I know, I-" before Natalie just continues having a conversation with herself :love:

Other thoughts:
-Sam suuuuuuuuuuuucks. He was soooo offended that he was called Lateysha's bitch and then he proceeded to... continue to be her bitch? He spent the rest of the episode being her and Natalie's lapdog over the whole Hughie/Lateysha thing and he would just randomly interject every 90 seconds by smugly asserting that *THEY* DON'T PREJUDGE PEOPLE, HUGHIE and THEY *ALL* HAVE HAD TOUGH LIVES, JAYNE and it was just really off-putting because like.... you're clearly a townsperson and a simpleton, stay in your lane and stop trying to shoot above your level.
-I looooooove the Laura/Evelyn coalition and think it's kinda ****ty that this season's already becoming a feedback loop by Day 16. Laura really does have an excellent great on the interpersonal dynamics of the house, a much better one than anyone ever expected her to have, and it's a shame that the show is already airing the **** she's said about everyone when it's pretty accurate and just going to turn people against her and Evelyn. That ****'s not supposed to happen until like Week 5, way too early for that.
-Andy's DR where he pretended that he falls asleep by pretending that he's walking through a castle and chatting with Elizabeth I about her ships was the most ****ing offensive and blatant example of "I'm impressed by my own intelligence" pandering I have ever seen on this program. Get him off my screen NOW.
-Charlie is continuing to want to know where she stands and I am LOVING IT :love: I don't even care that it's the same meltdown over and over again because it's not getting old to me?????? My fave part of this episode was Charlie complimenting Jason's cooking skills and reminiscing on all the steaks and meat dinners he's cook them while he just goes ".........wow you have a much better memory than I do" because you could tell she was soooo offended :joker: of course it led to her crying that night and Jason telling her that he already told her they're just friends and her sobbing that he has NEVER told her such a thing :love: I'm offended that Charlie/Jason supercut doesn't exist on YouTube yet.

[Headie]

It's all downhill from Natalie's eviction really

[Jake.]

“Shut up bitch! :laugh:”

“WOOTTTT!”

[Dogeatdog]

Sam was great :laugh:

https://uploadir.com/u/cxcqil9k

[Jake.]

This is easily up there with the best first weeks of BB ever <3

Day 3/4/5/6/7(Live Eviction)/8(Mary Evicted)
1. Mary
2. Makosi
3. Science
4. Roberto
5. Kemal
6. Derek
7. Saskia
8. Lesley
9. Craig
10. Sam
11. Maxwell
12. Anthony
13. Vanessa

NOT Vanessa’s ONLY real contribution being a rule break lol

Also, good ****ing bye @ Ness coming out as bisexual only for Craig to quickly interject about how he’s nervous about nominations being revealed and he feels like he’s going to be up again :skull:

Day 9/10/11
1. Kemal
2. Saskia
3. Science
4. Sam
5. Makosi
6. Derek
7. Craig
8. Lesley
9. Roberto
10. Maxwell
11. Anthony
12. Vanessa

[Headie]

Craig: "Would you ever go out with someone for money?"
Derek: "Well it might be said that I'm doing that now :hee: He's considerably rich and MUCH younger ;)"

:joker:

[Jake.]

NOT Vanessa’s ONLY real contribution being a rule break lol

Also, good ****ing bye @ Ness coming out as bisexual only for Craig to quickly interject about how he’s nervous about nominations being revealed and he feels like he’s going to be up again :skull:

Day 9/10/11
1. Kemal
2. Saskia
3. Science
4. Sam
5. Makosi
6. Derek
7. Craig
8. Lesley
9. Roberto
10. Maxwell
11. Anthony
12. Vanessa

It’s the hospital task and Sam giving absolutely no ****s and telling everyone to shut up is a mood :love:
And it was capped off with a beautiful rendition of “I’ve Had The Time Of My Life” so yeah.

I also really want to know more about Derek trying to rig nominations?

Day 12
1. Sam
2. Saskia
3. Science
4. Makosi
5. Kemal
6. Craig
7. Derek
8. Lesley
9. Roberto
10. Vanessa
11. Maxwell
12. Anthony

[Liam-]

Lesley was horrible to Sam with the makeup bag thing, nasty jealous girl

[Liam-]

‘She’s a rude person... she called me camp!

Craig, m8

[Jake.]

It’s the hospital task and Sam giving absolutely no ****s and telling everyone to shut up is a mood :love:
And it was capped off with a beautiful rendition of “I’ve Had The Time Of My Life” so yeah.

I also really want to know more about Derek trying to rig nominations?

Day 12
1. Sam
2. Saskia
3. Science
4. Makosi
5. Kemal
6. Craig
7. Derek
8. Lesley
9. Roberto
10. Vanessa
11. Maxwell
12. Anthony

The treatment of Sam has been pretty horrific! I mean, yeah Lesley did kind of apologise but it was only a half-hearted one (in which she made it more about Sam’s insecurities than her own), and even then, that was only after threatening to assault her on the outside/getting a warning because of it. Fair play to Maxwell for standing up to Lesley on Sam’s behalf tbh!

Derek’s also being pretty horrid towards her for no real reason.

Also, I’ve only ever seen clips of Lesley “apologising” to Sam etc so I’d always assumed Lesley had been in an accident and was therefore required to wear a neck brace lmao.

Day 13
1. Sam
2. Science
3. Saskia
4. Makosi
5. Kemal
6. Craig
7. Maxwell
8. Roberto
9. Derek
10. Vanessa
11. Anthony
12. Lesley

[Epic.]

dON'T SAY YOU CAN GO NOW WHAT A STUPID THING TO SAY 'GO NOW!' WELL GO WHERE?! :oh::oh::oh::oh::oh:

[Jake.]

dON'T SAY YOU CAN GO NOW WHAT A STUPID THING TO SAY 'GO NOW!' WELL GO WHERE?! :oh::oh::oh::oh::oh:

Like, it was hilarious but then like everything used against Sam, it was unnecessary

[Daniel.]

Derek is the star of the series along with Makosi, such a funny and unusual man

[Cal.]

I screamed @ BB17 when Charlie just wandered around the house for her final fortnight sobbing the entire time :love:

[Jake.]

I screamed @ BB17 when Charlie just wandered around the house for her final fortnight sobbing the entire time :love:

That’s a long scream!

[Liam-]

Watching this series back, I’m actually worried my opinions are going to change on people, I’m finding Kemal more and more annoying :worry:

[Cal.]

That’s a long scream!

START and I’m warning you NOW

[Headie]

Ahhh Kemal's paranoia of Makosi is starting to shape properly now <333

"Makosi may actually be another contestant. I honestly cannot deal with not being the most fabulous one. It just doesn't happen. And I'm worried that if we stay any longer the Whitney and Mariah situation may just happen."

:laugh2:

[Macie Lightfoot]

Finished Week 1 of BB17! Here's my edgic, cast ranking, and ~thots~

https://i.imgur.com/eg1eiSy.png

1. Laura (dumb tit girl somehow surviving her inevitable first week boot while being the most complex HM so far? we stan)
2. Lateysha (I'm surprised but she's been a fun narrator so far and the consistent voice of reason!)
3. Natalie (I'm also surprised but she's in that Alexandra De-Gale territory where she's just so absurd and so ****ing funny to me)
4. Charlie (was low-key recently but then JASON I LOVE YOU TAKE ME BACK BABES X ****ing put me out and I am READY for the summer of Charlie)
5. Emma (took a while to break out but we love an abrasive earth angel)
Victoria (lmfao quitting because you miss the trees and there is meat in the fridge and believing you're an alien in 2016)
6. Jason (could've been UTRM really but I am INTRIGUED and GRIPPED with the Charlie situation)
7. Evelyn (UTRfun so far!)
8. Jayne (eh she's fine so far! I thought I would find the Chelsea thing more intriguing but I'm just kinda bored of it)
9. Alex (yes he's boring and of course he's favored to win bc he's a hot guy but he actually seem good and nice so far?!)
10. Hughie (better than I thought! I do find him to be pretty endearing but he's kind of cringe and annoying in arguments and with Ryan ick)
11. Sam (his VT suuuuucked but he's been fine so far?)
12. Georgina (everyone said she was great at first but she kinda isn't? I don't know, like she's argumentative but MOANY and it's not even fun because she's just miserable and not fun since she just whines at the person she's arguing against)
13. Jackson (fine so far but I am.... suspicious that he's milking this Georgina thing when they knew each other for four days)
14. Andy (marginally better than I thought so far but ughhhhhhh HMs who are impressed by their own intelligence and complain about how nobody else is on their ~level~ are soooooo pretentious and awful)
15. Ryan (he really does look like a Cheep Cheep from Mario and he SHOULD BE RED because he's like..... painfully stupid to the point where it's unbearable to watch him not even comprehend what his secret missions are, but he's been somewhat tolerable lately so I'll keep him in yellow)
Marco (not nearly as bad as I thought but WAY TOO MUCH and clearly Not A Good Person and there would just never be a scenario where I would actually like him)
16. Chelsea (I thought I could get some ironic enjoyment from him but then he kept calling Jayne a bitch and a slut and a ***** and I just CANNOT handle him unironically calling himself the king of the house and the alpha male when he looks like that with his plastic hair and all)
Andrew (a sociopathic CREEP who would literally only talk about The Game and use big words to sound intelligent even though he couldn't execute anything from his ~mastermind gameplan~ and then proved himself to be a laughably terrible person outside of the game, goodbye)

This week was okay! Production was a hot mess with terrible twists and TERRIBLE live shows and live from the houses, and the cast took a while to pop but things are finally starting to come together? I do think that The Others (TM) twist is being dragged out way too long but the end is in sight and I can't wait for Charlie and Jason to finally reunite and for Charlie to find out where she stands :love: I don't know, it was a standard first week for C5 BB and I don't really have much else to say :shrug:

BB17 Week 2 Edgic, Ranking, and Thots:

https://i.imgur.com/DSwJ8Hy.png

1. Laura (still my #1 bc she's suddenly this articulate underdog who defends herself suuuuper well?!?! She got screwed by BB airing out her dirty laundry over calling Sam Lateysha's bitch but she was sooo well-spoken in defending herself and like..... she wasn't wrong so)
2. Charlie (she just wants to know where she stands :love:)
3. Evelyn (the perfect beta to Laura, glad she's finally starting to emerge and actually hold herown too against Georgina)
4. Jason (obviously Charlie's carrying the weight of their entertainment but I appreciate him a lot too?)
5. Emma (hardly existed this week but Natalie speaking walls of text at her was a highlight :love: she was UTRfun)
6. Lateysha (eh I still like her but she's becoming a bit too cliquey with ****ing Georgina and a bunch of ****e gays. I can't blame her bc they're probably flocking to her but ew)
7. Alex (lmao????? He does not exist but he actually seems Nice and he's not bothering me at all)
8. Jayne (okay so while I *DO* think she's largely overrated and her DRs really aren't that entertaining or memorable like I was promised, she did serve as a good foil to Natalie even though I don't doubt that she does have some...... questionable feelings re: race and black people
Natalie (so I appreciated what she brought for a while and some of her quotables still make me cackle like EXCUSE ****ING ME but she's soooooooo mean in a way that isn't amusing a lot of the time and her act just grew so so soooooo stale)
9. Jackson (laying on the whole Romeo and Juliet star-crossed lovers thing on WAY too thick for my liking but he's fine)
10. Hughie (again, for such A Big Character he is...... largely unremarkable and there and I'm puzzled as to how he gains so much traction when in my mind he is like..... someone who should coast to the final but be a low percentage fourth or fifth placer)
11. Ryan (kind of repulsive just on a human level but he didn't really do anything this week so it was appreciated)
12. Andy (was very irrelevant this week but had way too much stupid bull**** about how he has conversations with Elizabeth I about her ships in order too fall asleep and like...... bitch you're fake as hell, don't act like you're above this show when that is your brand of quirkiness)
13. Sam (hardly exists but is an annoying beta who is AWFUL when he chimes in to smugly talk down to Evelyn or Jayne or whoever the pariah of the day is)
14. Chelsea (didn't really exist this week except for random soundbites of him SCREAMING that Jayne is a bitch and other just gross chauvinistic **** :skull:)
15. Georgina (lmfao it's almost comical how atrocious she is now :love: openly talking **** about people and getting caught but then getting all indignant because she thinks being overheard talking behind someone's back is equal to saying it to someone's face. Not to mention that she is sooooooo jealous of Evelyn and threatened by the fact that she and Jackson conversed like once, and she thinks Jayne is Satanic and a Disney villain..... because other people hate her and she's just hopping on the bandwagon? She SUCKS but her rise to villainy feels very C4 esque so I am here for her inevitable downfall that comes so quickly lmfaoooo)

This was a fun week! I already documented a lot of my thoughts but we finally merged the two houses, cliques are starting to form and the house dynamics are starting to becoming a lot more solidified, we are getting some juicy content with the Others and the originals finally interacting as one now, and different personalities are starting to shine through to the point now where it feels like we know everyone except for Alex. I'm eager to continue because there's been fun conflict each day for the last few days (the Hughie/Lateysha stuff was stupid but whatever it's done with thankfully) and it doesn't seem like it's going to stop anytime soon so I'm excited!

[Epic.]

Day 21/22 Highlights (Andrew Evicted)
1. Nick (+1)
2. Caroline (-1)
3. Darren (-)
4. Anna (+1)
5. Melanie (-1)
6. Nichola (-)
7. Tom (-)
8. Craig (-)
9. Andrew (-)

Day 23/24 Highlights
1. Nick
2. Caroline
3. Darren
4. Anna
5. Melanie
6. Nichola
7. Craig (+1)
8. Tom (-1)

[Liam-]

Derek: ‘it’s harder for me and Makosi, our boxes have to house our large personalities as well :laugh:’
Makosi: ‘shut up Derek :(‘

Still the best task they’ve ever done, hands down

[Jake.]

The treatment of Sam has been pretty horrific! I mean, yeah Lesley did kind of apologise but it was only a half-hearted one (in which she made it more about Sam’s insecurities than her own), and even then, that was only after threatening to assault her on the outside/getting a warning because of it. Fair play to Maxwell for standing up to Lesley on Sam’s behalf tbh!

Derek’s also being pretty horrid towards her for no real reason.

Also, I’ve only ever seen clips of Lesley “apologising” to Sam etc so I’d always assumed Lesley had been in an accident and was therefore required to wear a neck brace lmao.

Day 13
1. Sam
2. Science
3. Saskia
4. Makosi
5. Kemal
6. Craig
7. Maxwell
8. Roberto
9. Derek
10. Vanessa
11. Anthony
12. Lesley

Day 14(Live Eviction)/Day 15(Lesley Evicted)
1. Science
2. Sam
3. Makosi
4. Kemal
5. Saskia
6. Derek
7. Maxwell
8. Craig
9. Roberto
10. Lesley
11. Anthony
12. Vanessa

[*mazedsalv**]

Apologies for the slowness. Continuing my CBB4 rewatch.

Day 3 + 4 Highlights:

Talent show... oh god, I forgot how cringe this was. Chantelle please let it stop. Same for everything else! Pete, George :shocked::hehe: Bit of a feel good episode, lots of great fun here. A lot of embarrassing stuff too!

Day 4 is the interesting one....

Pete goes straight into it as soon as the episode starts with an attack against Jodie.

Calling her a "Pig****". Saying how much he cringes everytime Jodie speaks. Saying she should expect the public perception of her and indirectly calling her a slag :nono:

The house wakes up to "You Spin Me Round" with Pete singing at the top of his lungs.

Dennis- "Before we leave we'll have sex"
Chantelle- "Huh?"
Dennis- "Before we leave, we will have sex, yeah ok"
Chantelle- "Me and You?"
Dennis- "Yes"
Chantelle- "Erm, yeah, k" :joker:

Such a random very small scene :laugh:

Jodie, Faria and Preston speaking about Earl Grey and Faria comes out with...
"Have you ever pissed in someones tea?" *Cue Jodie and Preston like :hee:

George starting his self-important speech about his class in the Diary Room :bored:

Pete wanting to confront Jodie and tell her to stop being "her" i guess.

Jodie and Pete talking about Pete's fur coat.

OK, I like Jodie. But, can I just say something? She says that eating meat is murder. But, when she did her bodybuilding, was she not eating lots of meat? Or was it just supplements and lifting?

George now going for Jodie.

Pete is now calling Jodie an imbecile in a conversation with George and Preston. Saying she is calculated.

Dennis saying to Jodie that he has never been faithful except for one time in 1994 whereas Jodie said the opposite.

Ranking time! George- "This is a British Television Show!"

I am just baffled that after how badly Chantelle did in the talent show, reading off the page for lyrics :joker: and she somehow is ranked third from last hahhaa, pity?

The reveal now, Chantelle in the DR. Everyone else watching from the screen in the living room. Aw that a was a really nice moment there. She was getting worried people would hate her for the mission. She has balls for doing this. Must have been difficult.

George and Rula talking about Dennis calling his a sexual predator. ermmm

A lot of orgy talk. George looks so disgusted haha. This i feel (and as far as I remember) is going to turn fairly ugly for the next couple days.

1. Jodie (-)
2. Chantelle (-)
3. Traci (+1)
4. Pete (-1)
5. Dennis (-)
6. Faria (+4)
7. George (-1)
8. Preston (-)
9. Michael (-)
10. Maggott (-3)
11. Rula (-)

[Jake.]

Day 14(Live Eviction)/Day 15(Lesley Evicted)
1. Science
2. Sam
3. Makosi
4. Kemal
5. Saskia
6. Derek
7. Maxwell
8. Craig
9. Roberto
10. Lesley
11. Anthony
12. Vanessa

The box task.. Need I say more?

Day 16/17
1. Makosi
2. Derek
3. Science
4. Sam
5. Kemal
6. Saskia
7. Craig
8. Maxwell
9. Roberto
10. Vanessa
11. Anthony

[Dogeatdog]

The box task.. Need I say more?

One of the best episodes :laugh:

“SCIENCE CANT BE CONTAINED, HIGHLY FLAMMABLE THE BOX WILL BURN!!”

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/kieron.png

[Headie]

Ok so finally I get my answer to the question to whether Craig ever spoke about being gay on the show... him, Saskia and Maxwell are under the covers talking about someone Craig found really hot in the task... and then the camera manage to zoom in on a gap in the sheets as Craig says "I can't talk about it though" as he mouths 'my parents don't know'.

I don't know who he was trying to fool though :laugh: His talk about having sex with women before, not being camp, being the straightest bloke in there etc. has been fooling no one all series :laugh:

[Headie]

Derek making a plea to the British public to vote him out and keep Roberto in because his best friend is getting married on Saturday and he'd like to attend :laugh:

If this was BB1 then Darren would've given him his wish!

Also I just noticed Derek wears a watch in the house! I thought watches had always been banned since the first series so they don't have concept of time?

[Jake.]

Derek making a plea to the British public to vote him out and keep Roberto in because his best friend is getting married on Saturday and he'd like to attend :laugh:

If this was BB1 then Darren would've given him his wish!

Also I just noticed Derek wears a watch in the house! I thought watches had always been banned since the first series so they don't have concept of time?

I remember an episode or two back someone asking what the time was and another person saying “is that what his watch says??” so I guess he/she was referring to Derek?

[Macie Lightfoot]

Georgina: *is OTTN5 for four days straight*
BB: Georgina, you are nominated for eviction.
Georgina: *shocked Pikachu face*
Also Georgina: *crying* I HAVEN'T BEEN INVOLVED IN ANY DRAMA
Literally half the house: It's okay babe there's absolutely no way you'll be evicted this week, look at who you're up against xx


Guys, I don't exactly stan Georgina because she really is an awful demon but like...... I don't not stan her?

[Jake.]

Georgina: *is OTTN5 for four days straight*
BB: Georgina, you are nominated for eviction.
Georgina: *shocked Pikachu face*
Also Georgina: *crying* I HAVEN'T BEEN INVOLVED IN ANY DRAMA
Literally half the house: It's okay babe there's absolutely no way you'll be evicted this week, look at who you're up against xx


Guys, I don't exactly stan Georgina because she really is an awful demon but like...... I don't not stan her?

This lmao, she’s such an awful human but her delusion knew no bounds

[Dogeatdog]

Ok so finally I get my answer to the question to whether Craig ever spoke about being gay on the show... him, Saskia and Maxwell are under the covers talking about someone Craig found really hot in the task... and then the camera manage to zoom in on a gap in the sheets as Craig says "I can't talk about it though" as he mouths 'my parents don't know'.

I don't know who he was trying to fool though :laugh: His talk about having sex with women before, not being camp, being the straightest bloke in there etc. has been fooling no one all series :laugh:

Ahh so that’s what he says, I struggled all the time trying to work out what he said there.

[Macie Lightfoot]

"You lied to me again, and it's fine, because we're not together, it's fine, because we're not together, really, it's really none of my business, no, no please Jason because you have lied and you're trying to do it again and it's just come out and you did lie to me, but it's absolutely fine because we're not together, it's absolutely fine, ok, ok, You couldn't get drunk with me when i've ask you loads of time but you can go and get layered with the boys, please don't make this into anything, it's fine we're not together, ok well, it's fine, we'll not talk about that time because it's a bad time for me and you know why. Text messages, you know why."

My next tattoo. For the record, I tooooootally believe that Charlie kicked Jason's dog. "I ****ing HATE that thing and didn't want it anywhere near me, but I would never kick an innocent animal. I simply just moved it with my foot rather forcefully" is one of the best defenses I have ever heard :love:

Also question for my British friends: tell me about Sugar Hut! Why is it such a huge deal that Jason lied about getting a room there on a night out with the boys? Is it that scandalous of a club or is it just Charlie being Charlie?

[MB.]

Sugar Hut is probably best known as the hangout of choice for TOWIE cast members (afaik it's still owned by Kirk Norcross's dad), so... I could see why one might be inclined to lie about going there

[Macie Lightfoot]

http://i.imgur.com/rMwTThu.png

Again, I definitely don't stan but I don't not stan?

[Macie Lightfoot]

To recap what Charlie Doherty experienced on Day 25 of Big Brother 2016:

1) spent her whole morning and afternoon mediating the Georgina/Jackson fight over Jackson's ex's placenta by warning Georgina that she sees herself in her and this is exactly how she lost Jason
2) pulled Jason into the pod after the prior day's "he told other people he has a daughter but he didn't tell me until the last two months of our relationship" issue by immediately telling him to not talk to her like that and stand there with that posture because she deserves a lot more respect
3) insisted that she has NEVER lied about Jason, except the time two days prior where she accused him of cheating on her because she highly suspected it but admittedly didn't have proof
4) resumed the fight later in the bedroom by complaining about how Jason says he has her back but he has FAR FROM THAT and then apologized for trying to get back with him and started uncontrollably sobbing because Jason has said enough
5) after running away from Jason and sobbing in the toilet, she randomly came up to him in the dining area for CUDDLES and kissed him on the cheek (!!!) much to his annoyance
6) ended her day by hysterically sobbing in bed to Jayne because Jason would've give her cuddles but he gave Evelyn a new t-shirt to sleep in for the night, and now she knows where she stands with him

Fin.

[Macie Lightfoot]

BB17 Week 2 Edgic, Ranking, and Thots:

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1. Laura (still my #1 bc she's suddenly this articulate underdog who defends herself suuuuper well?!?! She got screwed by BB airing out her dirty laundry over calling Sam Lateysha's bitch but she was sooo well-spoken in defending herself and like..... she wasn't wrong so)
2. Charlie (she just wants to know where she stands :love:)
3. Evelyn (the perfect beta to Laura, glad she's finally starting to emerge and actually hold herown too against Georgina)
4. Jason (obviously Charlie's carrying the weight of their entertainment but I appreciate him a lot too?)
5. Emma (hardly existed this week but Natalie speaking walls of text at her was a highlight :love: she was UTRfun)
6. Lateysha (eh I still like her but she's becoming a bit too cliquey with ****ing Georgina and a bunch of ****e gays. I can't blame her bc they're probably flocking to her but ew)
7. Alex (lmao????? He does not exist but he actually seems Nice and he's not bothering me at all)
8. Jayne (okay so while I *DO* think she's largely overrated and her DRs really aren't that entertaining or memorable like I was promised, she did serve as a good foil to Natalie even though I don't doubt that she does have some...... questionable feelings re: race and black people
Natalie (so I appreciated what she brought for a while and some of her quotables still make me cackle like EXCUSE ****ING ME but she's soooooooo mean in a way that isn't amusing a lot of the time and her act just grew so so soooooo stale)
9. Jackson (laying on the whole Romeo and Juliet star-crossed lovers thing on WAY too thick for my liking but he's fine)
10. Hughie (again, for such A Big Character he is...... largely unremarkable and there and I'm puzzled as to how he gains so much traction when in my mind he is like..... someone who should coast to the final but be a low percentage fourth or fifth placer)
11. Ryan (kind of repulsive just on a human level but he didn't really do anything this week so it was appreciated)
12. Andy (was very irrelevant this week but had way too much stupid bull**** about how he has conversations with Elizabeth I about her ships in order too fall asleep and like...... bitch you're fake as hell, don't act like you're above this show when that is your brand of quirkiness)
13. Sam (hardly exists but is an annoying beta who is AWFUL when he chimes in to smugly talk down to Evelyn or Jayne or whoever the pariah of the day is)
14. Chelsea (didn't really exist this week except for random soundbites of him SCREAMING that Jayne is a bitch and other just gross chauvinistic **** :skull:)
15. Georgina (lmfao it's almost comical how atrocious she is now :love: openly talking **** about people and getting caught but then getting all indignant because she thinks being overheard talking behind someone's back is equal to saying it to someone's face. Not to mention that she is sooooooo jealous of Evelyn and threatened by the fact that she and Jackson conversed like once, and she thinks Jayne is Satanic and a Disney villain..... because other people hate her and she's just hopping on the bandwagon? She SUCKS but her rise to villainy feels very C4 esque so I am here for her inevitable downfall that comes so quickly lmfaoooo)

This was a fun week! I already documented a lot of my thoughts but we finally merged the two houses, cliques are starting to form and the house dynamics are starting to becoming a lot more solidified, we are getting some juicy content with the Others and the originals finally interacting as one now, and different personalities are starting to shine through to the point now where it feels like we know everyone except for Alex. I'm eager to continue because there's been fun conflict each day for the last few days (the Hughie/Lateysha stuff was stupid but whatever it's done with thankfully) and it doesn't seem like it's going to stop anytime soon so I'm excited!

BB17 Week 3 Edgic, Ranking, and Thots:

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1. Charlie (lmao there were like two days where I was upset that Charlie went UTR and figured out where she stood, but then we got Sugar Hut-gate and how about kicking my dog-gate and 20 y/o daughter-gate and WOW what a tour de force)
2. Emma (waiting until noms were done to read Georgina to FILTH :love: I looooved how calm and rational she was with her points of "we could get along if you actually tried to" to Georgina and "yeah I nominated your missus because I don't like her and that's what the point of nominations is :duh:" to Jackson)
3. Laura (is probably my overall fave still but UTR1 this week)
4. Evelyn (was a good foil to Georgina with STUPID COW and applying makeup on Jackson and like... breathing in the same vicinity as him and sending Georgina into a rage :love:)
5. Jason (deserves all the credit in the world for putting up with Charlie and letting her know repeatedly where she stands)
6. Jayne (UTR this week but handled getting TEN nominations like a champ so gj hun)
7. Lateysha (eh not that I like Andy but her screaming tirade about him being a stirrer wasn't that good of a look because as annoying as he is, her bed clique holding court is equally annoying to me in a lot of ways. That being said, she's a fun narrator and a good friend that everyone could use)
8. Ryan (okay okay okay I HATE THIS because the projectile vomit and Hughie feeling his lip filler and SMELL THAT are gross and disgusting beyond belief buuuuuut when he obnoxiously winds Hooie up it's kinda cute and funny? Kill me for admitting that)
Georgina (lmaoooo okay I've said it over and over again guys but she suuuuuucks and someone compared to a Caroline Wharram/Steven Goode hybrid and... yikes! That being said, her downfall was gloooorious and really cemented her as a character and an experience that was worthwhile at least when Jackson wasn't around, which unfortunately wasn't much)
9. Hughie (eh kiiiiinda normal and likable some of the time but still really just there in an uninteresting way?)
10. Alex (speaking of just there... :))
11. Andy (it doesn't matter if your sentiments are righteous if you go about them and express yourself in the most pedantic, smug, self-congratulatory way! I get where he's coming from, but he thinks he's a martyr when he's really just a rat and sadly the GBP eat it up :\)
11. Chelsea (still sucks but he's hardly A Thing so that helps at least?)
12. Sam (also not really a thing but like... god what a loser. His drunken tantrum over the fishbowl was incomprehensible and EMBARRASSING and he called Hughie and Ryan bum boys like a middle schooler would?)
13. Jackson (oh my god he suuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks and his relationship with HIS MISSUS is soooooo beyond contrived. What does he even like about her? Like he started worshipping her from THE OTHER HOUSE when he had known her for 72 hours. And as much of a nasty jealous cow as Georgina is, he sooooooo exploited her for his own purpose and OPENLY flirted with Evelyn and hit on her to make Georgina jealous?!?! But the public ignored it all because he was able to drop carefully timed "I love you"s and strategic "I would marry you tomorrow if I could"s and it was just soooo gross. And then when he was evicted her cried in the DR that she reminds him of his mother (?!?!) and complained about people nominating THAT BITCH even though no one ever called Georgina a bitch in their noms (?!?!) he's so insufferable omg)

A pretty good week! Some of the storylines got a little tedious at times, like anything involving Andy and anything involving Jacksina (is there an official portmanteau for them?), and the fishbowl fight was wayyyyyy too incomprehensible for me to even attempt to understand and follow. But there were a lot of great highlights too, like Emma withstanding the Jacksina tirades, Evelyn fueling the fire to the Jacksina tirades and then withstanding them, and pretty much every Jason/Charlie scene :love: Everything feels like it's moving so fast and a lot of the moments that I am aware of are happening earlier than I expect them to, but I guess that's the nature of a 50 day series because I'm somehow already halfway done?!

[Jake.]

The box task.. Need I say more?

Day 16/17
1. Makosi
2. Derek
3. Science
4. Sam
5. Kemal
6. Saskia
7. Craig
8. Maxwell
9. Roberto
10. Vanessa
11. Anthony

Day 18/19/20/21(Live Eviction)/22(Sam Evicted)
1. Craig
2. Derek
3. Science
4. Roberto
5. Makosi
6. Sam
7. Kemal
8. Saskia
9. Maxwell
10. Vanessa
11. Anthony

[Macie Lightfoot]

I swear that if I had Hughie following me around the house telling me I THINK YOU'RE A LIAR AND A STORY CARRIER like he was to Andy I would've suspected that he was on a secret mission. But no, it's just Hughie and somehow he's the odds favorite?

Anyway, even knowing about it ahead of time, the reunion between Laurita and Berna(r)do aka Ricardo was ****ing HILARIOUS and I had to pause my video multiple times to regain my composure bc I was laughing at the absurdity of it all. Might as well just end the season now, I can't see anyone topping Laura Carter as my season favorite.

[reece(:]

The moment with Laura and Emma(?) shaving their foofs for their men was a season highlight

[Greg!]

Macie your write ups are hilarious :love:

I don’t really remember that much about BB17 but I INTENSELY disliked Andy more than any other housemate ever, especially towards the end of the series. Interested to see if you feel the same

[Cal.]

To recap what Charlie Doherty experienced on Day 25 of Big Brother 2016:

1) spent her whole morning and afternoon mediating the Georgina/Jackson fight over Jackson's ex's placenta by warning Georgina that she sees herself in her and this is exactly how she lost Jason
2) pulled Jason into the pod after the prior day's "he told other people he has a daughter but he didn't tell me until the last two months of our relationship" issue by immediately telling him to not talk to her like that and stand there with that posture because she deserves a lot more respect
3) insisted that she has NEVER lied about Jason, except the time two days prior where she accused him of cheating on her because she highly suspected it but admittedly didn't have proof
4) resumed the fight later in the bedroom by complaining about how Jason says he has her back but he has FAR FROM THAT and then apologized for trying to get back with him and started uncontrollably sobbing because Jason has said enough
5) after running away from Jason and sobbing in the toilet, she randomly came up to him in the dining area for CUDDLES and kissed him on the cheek (!!!) much to his annoyance
6) ended her day by hysterically sobbing in bed to Jayne because Jason would've give her cuddles but he gave Evelyn a new t-shirt to sleep in for the night, and now she knows where she stands with him

Fin.

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:: joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Macie Lightfoot]

Macie your write ups are hilarious :love:

I don’t really remember that much about BB17 but I INTENSELY disliked Andy more than any other housemate ever, especially towards the end of the series. Interested to see if you feel the same

I'm just kinda bored of it all honestly? Like for someone who prides himself on being so intelligence (he literally just had a DR in the episode I'm currently watching about how it was refreshing to talk to Ed bc he knows what the word simultaneously means), he should realize after the Lateysha/Jason thing and the Charlie/Jason thing that "I hate to be in this position but I just have to tell you what x said about you" is a terrible way to go about your social interactions in this particular BB house? He's not even wrong with most of the points he puts forth, he just does so in such a smug and condescending way that it's such a turn off.

[Samm]

http://66.media.tumblr.com/f889e2dbbd5c3469a57b507e6176c7c2/tumblr_o9tpxyVQV61v9roxto10_400.gif http://66.media.tumblr.com/9e6104a018337d52f6340d7ffb344881/tumblr_o9tpxyVQV61v9roxto9_400.gif

[Macie Lightfoot]

"Andy's storming into the other room, saying people are being stoned to death................... in other countries :eyes:" -Laura Carter, 2016.

I'll probably post something more in depth about STONED TO DEATH and THROWN OFF BUILDINGS tomorrow but all I'll say is that maybe it's my bias coming through but Laura clearly had the best approach of like "it's Hughie and Ryan, who the hell cares if they're taking the piss out of gay rights or not?"

[Epic.]

I know many people like to say how "funny" the "STONED TO DEATH" tantrum is but I can't ignore how awful and self-righteous Andy was during it, and ironically was the one actually being homophobic in all of it.

[Cal.]

Laura and her long lost lover Bernardo :laugh2:

[Jake.]

Big Brother: Do you think Housemates will pass this task?
Derek: I would not put money on it, I would not put money on it.. I mean, a task as easy as brushing their teeth would be enough to elude this lot.
...
I have never met a bunch of more arrogant, useless wankers in all my life.



Ok, Derek has cemented himself as my fave :love:

[aaronneely2017]

Big Brother: Do you think Housemates will pass this task?
Derek: I would not put money on it, I would not put money on it.. I mean, a task as easy as brushing their teeth would be enough to elude this lot.
...
I have never met a bunch of more arrogant, useless wankers in all my life.



Ok, Derek has cemented himself as my fave :love:

That was so funny!! I love Derek!!

[Macie Lightfoot]

I know many people like to say how "funny" the "STONED TO DEATH" tantrum is but I can't ignore how awful and self-righteous Andy was during it, and ironically was the one actually being homophobic in all of it.

Here's my official take: Andy totally had a right to be annoyed. You get engaged in the house (which is so ****ing tacky but that's for another day), and then two days later there's a fake engagement prank between two of the gay HMs. It's easy to see how he would feel that they were taking the piss, and to be honest they totally were. That being said, oh my god trying to turn it into a human rights issue was just so hilariously off that he lost any credibility he had with being upset in the first place.

[Matthew.]

Week 1 (Helen and Penny nominated, Josh voted in)
1. Narinder (+3)
2. Brian (-)
3. Helen (-2)
4. Amma (-1)
5. Paul (+1)
6. Stuart (+1)
7. Elizabeth (+3)
8. Dean (-3)
9. Penny (-1)
10. Bubble (-1)

https://media.giphy.com/media/YkheL2uc0hcjuxlYUX/giphy.gif

I abandoned this but am picking it back up

[Matthew.]

All the housemates struggled with having to nominate but Narinder was fine with it, saying that she could have nominated 6 people :joker:

[Greg!]

Omg so I’m having a lil CBB9 rewatch and decided to watch the 2nd BOTS episode bc Pete Burns is one of the guests, and I totally forgot how funny and good that show used to be. I’m actually screaming at Emma’s opening speech thing.



Emma Willis: Hello and welcome to Big Brother’s Bit on the Side, winner of THREE TV awards!

Audience: Wooooo!

Emma: Oh yes! Didn’t know about that, did ya? We have won the award for best comedy show...

Audience: WOOOO!

Emma: ...Best entertainment show!

Audience: WOOO!

Emma: And, uh, best entertainment presenter!

Audience: WOOOO!

Emma: ... at the Transgender Zone Televison Awards 2011. And THAT is the honest truth, so thank you very much!

[Jake.]

Day 18/19/20/21(Live Eviction)/22(Sam Evicted)
1. Craig
2. Derek
3. Science
4. Roberto
5. Makosi
6. Sam
7. Kemal
8. Saskia
9. Maxwell
10. Vanessa
11. Anthony

Saskia so blatantly not being into Maxwell but not being stupid enough to push him away completely because she needs the numbers :clap1:

Day 23/24
1. Derek (:love:)
2. Craig
3. Makosi
4. Science
5. Roberto
6. Saskia
7. Vanessa
8. Kemal
9. Maxwell
10. Anthony

[Matthew.]

BB: “The housemates nominated for eviction this week are…

Penny…

and Helen.”

Helen: (gasps) “Two!”

(everybody else chats)

Helen: “So one of you lot hate me in here!”

[Macie Lightfoot]

Also I didn't talk about how annoying Jackson was during the Shopping Task this week? Like sure, Emma was toootally selfish in not hesitating to spend two nights in the house with her hunky boyfriend Josh, but Jackson threw a whole temper tantrum about it because SHE'S GONNA COST HIM FROM SEEING HIS KID!!!!! and then the next day..... he said he wasn't going to turn around for anything?! And he did all this awful dramatic sobbing and crying and theatrics so people would BEG HIM to turn around for his kid..... and then he turned around :rolleyes: It was the most contrived bull**** ever, he couldn't even decide what story he wanted to stick to.

[Epic.]

Also I didn't talk about how annoying Jackson was during the Shopping Task this week? Like sure, Emma was toootally selfish in not hesitating to spend two nights in the house with her hunky boyfriend Josh, but Jackson threw a whole temper tantrum about it because SHE'S GONNA COST HIM FROM SEEING HIS KID!!!!! and then the next day..... he said he wasn't going to turn around for anything?! And he did all this awful dramatic sobbing and crying and theatrics so people would BEG HIM to turn around for his kid..... and then he turned around :rolleyes: It was the most contrived bull**** ever, he couldn't even decide what story he wanted to stick to.

Urgh I really couldn't stand him in this week at all and it PAINED me to have to give him OTTP for it

[aaronneely2017]

All the housemates struggled with having to nominate but Narinder was fine with it, saying that she could have nominated 6 people :joker:

Ugh Narinder was such a underrated queen

[Jake.]

Saskia so blatantly not being into Maxwell but not being stupid enough to push him away completely because she needs the numbers :clap1:

Day 23/24
1. Derek (:love:)
2. Craig
3. Makosi
4. Science
5. Roberto
6. Saskia
7. Vanessa
8. Kemal
9. Maxwell
10. Anthony

I’ve never seen a series where they argue this much about food and booze lol.

Highlight of the last ep: Maxwell getting up in Science’s face over the wine only for Science to respond with “poo” & “plaque attack”.

Day 25/26
1. Science
2. Derek
3. Makosi
4. Craig
5. Roberto
6. Kemal
7. Vanessa
8. Saskia
9. Maxwell
10. Anthony

[aaronneely2017]

Going to start using this thread to start doing housemate rankings for my BB8 first watch! Is BB8 good? I know it wasn't well received at the time and was the beginning of the end of the show. I have got a feeling it wont be as good as the greats like 5 6 and 7

[Tony Montana]

Going to start using this thread to start doing housemate rankings for my BB8 first watch! Is BB8 good? I know it wasn't well received at the time and was the beginning of the end of the show. I have got a feeling it wont be as good as the greats like 5 6 and 7

First 8 weeks are brilliant. It does go downhill after Charley's eviction.

Although I still enjoy post Charley tbh.

[Epic.]

Highlight of the last ep: Maxwell getting up in Science’s face over the wine only for Science to respond with “poo” & “plaque attack”.

How to Deal With a Bratty Thug 101<33333333
https://uploadir.com/u/ayqk7pf8

[Jake.]

Going to start using this thread to start doing housemate rankings for my BB8 first watch! Is BB8 good? I know it wasn't well received at the time and was the beginning of the end of the show. I have got a feeling it wont be as good as the greats like 5 6 and 7

Perfectly fine with plenty of drama up until Charley’s evicted

[Greg!]

Going to start using this thread to start doing housemate rankings for my BB8 first watch! Is BB8 good? I know it wasn't well received at the time and was the beginning of the end of the show. I have got a feeling it wont be as good as the greats like 5 6 and 7

It is very entertaining imo, but doesn't have as gripping storylines as the golden era series and can be quite repetitive. There's also a big dip in quality after a certain housemate gets evicted

[Matthew.]

Elizabeth: “I had a friend at agricultural college, one of them, they got pig semen and injected it into someone’s toothpaste, and they didn’t tell him…”
Amma: “Even I wouldn’t do that… ugh”

[reece(:]

Perfectly fine with plenty of drama up until Charley’s evicted

And Guru week :fan:

[aaronneely2017]

Thanks Guys! Just finished the launch night, A very interesting cast of women, stand outs for me were definitely Lesley, Nicky, Charley and Tracey <3
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/charley.png
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/nicky.png
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/lesley.png
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/tracey.png

[Matthew.]

Amma: (brushes hair at night)
Penny: “The **** is going on? Honey, you’ve got to… You know, I’m really stressed about tomorrow? You’re really keeping me up, you should sleep on the sofa if you’re going to be like that.”
Amma: “I’m brushing my… Oh Penny, I’m brushing my hair. Lighten up.”
Penny: “I’m really…”
Amma: “I’m. Brushing. My Hair. How many times?”
Penny: “No noise, girls…”
Amma: “Go to bed then.”
Penny: “I AM IN BED.”

:joker:

[Matthew.]

You’ve heard of jasonworkingout.gif…

https://i.imgur.com/Dtmdhdn.gif

Now get ready for…

stuartworkingout.gif

https://media.giphy.com/media/YlMkEWalH8Pir3lhoM/giphy.gif

[aaronneely2017]

Amma: (brushes hair at night)
Penny: “The **** is going on? Honey, you’ve got to… You know, I’m really stressed about tomorrow? You’re really keeping me up, you should sleep on the sofa if you’re going to be like that.”
Amma: “I’m brushing my… Oh Penny, I’m brushing my hair. Lighten up.”
Penny: “I’m really…”
Amma: “I’m. Brushing. My Hair. How many times?”
Penny: “No noise, girls…”
Amma: “Go to bed then.”
Penny: “I AM IN BED.”

:joker:

Love this! BB2's first 4 weeks are amazing

[Tony Montana]

You’ve heard of jasonworkingout.gif…

https://i.imgur.com/Dtmdhdn.gif

Now get ready for…

stuartworkingout.gif

https://media.giphy.com/media/YlMkEWalH8Pir3lhoM/giphy.gif

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Matthew.]

Week 1 (Helen and Penny nominated, Josh voted in)
1. Narinder (+3)
2. Brian (-)
3. Helen (-2)
4. Amma (-1)
5. Paul (+1)
6. Stuart (+1)
7. Elizabeth (+3)
8. Dean (-3)
9. Penny (-1)
10. Bubble (-1)

https://media.giphy.com/media/YkheL2uc0hcjuxlYUX/giphy.gif

Week 2 (Penny evicted)
1. Amma (+3)
2. Helen (+1)
3. Penny (+6)
4. Brian (-2)
5. Narinder (-4)
6. Stuart (-) (that gif :joker:)
7. Elizabeth (-)
8. Bubble (+2)
9. Dean (-1)
10. Paul (-5)

I THINK I AM GOING TOMORROW!!!!!!!! I THINK SEVEN PEOPLE VOTED ME OUT!!!!!!!!! (https://youtu.be/XEjLoHdbVeE)
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/02/penny.png

[Jake.]

I am DYING @ Kinga grabbing TWO bottles of coke, a full carton of milk etc when their secret mission is to take enough food for the NIGHT without the housemates finding out

[Epic.]

"Outside, Mel tries to get Thomas, the QUIETEST member of the house, to talk..."

Even all the way back to BB1, Marcus & the producers were shading the housemates :joker:

[Matthew.]

“I hope he gets chucked out on Friday, I hope the whole world hates him, I really do! I’m fed up with it! I’m sick of him! As I said again, I’ll repeat it, I don’t mind, LEAVE!!! I wish he was gone! FRIDAY HURRY UP AND COME, VOTE HIM OUT, HE’S A FACKING… ****!! He’s a smug dick and leave this house because I facking think you’re SMALL… SMUG… AND SSSSHHHHIT, I hate you!!!”
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/02/amma.png

:love:

[Epic.]

Darren: I nominate Craig..............and, Tom....... um... I nominate Craig, um... because, he's got a business out of here, and it'd be nice for him to get out of here and see if his business is still up and running? And I nominate Tom... um... again, the same, he's got a business and it'd be nice if he can get out and see if his business is still up and running! :shrug:

I ****ing love Darren sometimes :laugh3:

[Matthew.]

Week 2 (Penny evicted)
1. Amma (+3)
2. Helen (+1)
3. Penny (+6)
4. Brian (-2)
5. Narinder (-4)
6. Stuart (-) (that gif :joker:)
7. Elizabeth (-)
8. Bubble (+2)
9. Dean (-1)
10. Paul (-5)

I THINK I AM GOING TOMORROW!!!!!!!! I THINK SEVEN PEOPLE VOTED ME OUT!!!!!!!!! (https://youtu.be/XEjLoHdbVeE)
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/02/penny.png

Week 3 - Stuart evicted
1. Amma (-)
2. Narinder (+3)
3. Brian (+1)
4. Helen (-1)
5. Stuart (+1)
6. Bubble (+2)
7. Elizabeth (-)
8. Josh (N/E)
9. Dean (-)
10. Paul (-)

[Matthew.]

Helen: “Oohhhhhh my god I have not seen chocolate for weeks. Oh my god that is fantastic. ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC.”
Narinder: “Get your grubby hands off them Helen.”
Helen: “I’M JUST SNIFFING THEM!”

The prequel to Lesley Brain?

[Matthew.]

(Elizabeth and Narinder are playing a game of indoor tennis)



“All the ladies are ready. May the best wench win. Bosoms out girls. Here we go.”
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/02/brian.png

(game starts)

“OHHH Elizabeth Woodcock fifteen love! Miss Kaur has opted for a delectable yellow Versace* top, and Miss Woodcock went for a more delectable Armani, red, cashmere, breast revealing top, with matching baggy trousers from Marks and Spencers! :hee: And Miss Kaur’s jeans, ruffed at the ends, very in this season. Very competitive game, ohhhh falling!”
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/02/brian.png

*pronounced “verce-ace” as opposed to “ver-sachay”

[Matthew.]

It’s Bubble’s turn in the dancing task, he runs towards the garden which results in this…

https://media.giphy.com/media/iesEw8p3UoiqMNzgCk/giphy.gif

...and hurting himself. Dean and Paul help him into the Diary Room, where he is greeted by Brian, who says “Yep, hi, hello! Flight to Miami, sir, business class, the last person boarding. Bubble Ferguson, is it? I’m delaying the flight, sir. Economy’s on the left. :hee:” as he shuts the door :joker:

[RileyH]

https://media.giphy.com/media/iesEw8p3UoiqMNzgCk/giphy.gif

SCREAMING

[Epic.]

"A few weeks ago, Nicholas told the group that he had a secret wife who died in an accident in Australia.
Melanie: What's wrong? ...Tell me quickly :laugh:
Nick: It's, not quick. If I could confide in just you two [Melanie and Thomas], it goes no further.
Melanie: Yeah of course?
Nick: Um, it's a terrible thing to say, it's been bothering the past two weeks um... at the beginning, of the show, um... a so-called, uh, friend of mine, gave me a bit of advice... um... and he said, um... "Tell, an outrageous story." And I did it was untrue. I dunno if it's gonna--if it was broadcast or not, but I told a story that was untrue.

Melanie: Really?
Nick: Hm...
Melanie: Don't worry about it?
Nick: ...Well I dunno if it went out or not but if it did--
Thomas: I don't think that's something that would've went out.
Nick: ...
Thomas: It's a deeply personal thing.
Melanie: Yeah.
Nick: Yeah, but if it did then I'm... doomed.

Such a powerful moment :clap1:. Nick lying that he had a wife that died is indefensibly bad but a really fresh and intriguing concept for something that only occurs in the first series and then not only that, but it catching up to him, feeling bad about the lengths he went to for sympathy, and now realizing he's probably hated by the public for it. It's a pretty tragic but interesting revelation :love:.

[Epic.]

The fact as well that all of this has taken place the same time the whole house have made a running gag of singing the lyrics "IT'S ONLY A GAMESHOW!" over and over again :skull:

[Epic.]

Day 23/24 Highlights
1. Nick
2. Caroline
3. Darren
4. Anna
5. Melanie
6. Nichola
7. Craig (+1)
8. Tom (-1)

Day 25/26 Highlights (Caroline and Thomas nominated)
1. Nick (-)
2. Caroline (-)
3. Darren (-)
4. Anna (-)
5. Melanie (-)
6. Nichola (-)
7. Craig (-)
8. Tom (-)

[Jake.]

I’ve never seen a series where they argue this much about food and booze lol.

Highlight of the last ep: Maxwell getting up in Science’s face over the wine only for Science to respond with “poo” & “plaque attack”.

Day 25/26
1. Science
2. Derek
3. Makosi
4. Craig
5. Roberto
6. Kemal
7. Vanessa
8. Saskia
9. Maxwell
10. Anthony

Day 27/28(Live Eviction)/29(Roberto Evicted, new people enter)
1. Derek
Ok, so I went from being completely 50/50 on Derek to absolutely adoring him rather quickly. They fact that he loathes a high majority of his fellow housemates speaks wonders to me, and I’m in love with his quick quips and acidic tongue :love:
2. Science
Easily the most interesting of the bunch. I love how much he detests Maxwell yet not once has he let him get under his skin (in fact, quite the opposite). I can’t see Science burning out anytime soon, because he’s got a lot of depth to his character.
3. Makosi
Makosi began to fly under the radar a bit during the second week, but thankfully she bounced back. She was made for her launch night task and I’m hoping BB give her something else to do soon. Amazing housemate.
4. Roberto
I was sad to see him go (but obviously the correct choice against Derek). I could never quite work him out, however he brought out the best (or worst) in the other housemates and instigated a good number of the arguments so!
5. Kinga (New Entry)
First impressions count and Kinga’s sure made one! She seems really fun and hyperactive and is probably needed after 4 weeks of solid arguments and bitching. I have to reiterate how much I loved her trying to take in two bottles of coke, a full loaf of bread, 4 pints of milk etc into the secret garden, after they’d been told that they only needed enough for one nights stay lmao.
6. Craig
Up until recently, I held Craig in a much higher regard than this. Bitchy but funny with it, quick witted, speaks his mind etc. However, his alliance with Saskia/Maxwell/Anthony is a damn shame because it feels like a wasted opportunity. And in the last ep, Maxwell revealed that he’d sprinkled scabs on Science’s food and Craig found is hilarious which is gross. Having said that, “YOU’RE HAVING A ****ING LAUGH AREN’T YOU MATE?! YOU’RE A ****ING ANIMAL! YOU ****ING PIG!” is probably my favourite argument this series.
7. Kemal
Was a lot more prominent in his first couple of weeks. Fine, but not contributing a whole lot.
8. Orlaith (New Entry)
Seems nice and sweet and probably a bit overshadowed by Kinga?
9. Vanessa
She’s pretty much a non-entity, but whenever she does make an appearance she’s usually being a mess (putting the whole house up for eviction, being made to eat three meals a day in the DR/not being allowed to eat anything from the shopping budget). Idk, probably out of her depth.
10. Eugene (New Entry)
Seems nice enough, will need to have more time to judge.
11. Saskia
She was a good housemate in the first few weeks and came across as the most grounded, but she’s being suffocated by Maxwell and spends all day with him on the sofas or in the pool and yeah idk, she’s gone boring. Saskia vs Derek could have been a great rivalry but it seems to have fizzled out.
12. Anthony
He’s just... there?
13. Maxwell
Repugnant. What on earth the crowds see in him is beyond me. I mean, he’s providing drama and that’s fine but he’s gross and sprinkling your scabs on someones food? Rancid.

[Epic.]

(on the previous page) Aside from the new housemates, that would be my exact ranking of the housemates based on only the first four weeks too :clap1:

Idk how spoiled you are but about Kemal
He's a much bigger presence in the next week of the series onwards and does overall become a memorable aspect of the series

[Daniel.]

Kemal is one of the bigger personalities from now on until his eviction :)

[Jake.]

(on the previous page) Aside from the new housemates, that would be my exact ranking of the housemates based on only the first four weeks too :clap1:

Idk how spoiled you are but about Kemal
He's a much bigger presence in the next week of the series onwards and does overall become a memorable aspect of the series

Ooo, perched!

[Lostie!]

Darren: I nominate Craig..............and, Tom....... um... I nominate Craig, um... because, he's got a business out of here, and it'd be nice for him to get out of here and see if his business is still up and running? And I nominate Tom... um... again, the same, he's got a business and it'd be nice if he can get out and see if his business is still up and running! :shrug:

I ****ing love Darren sometimes :laugh3:

:laugh2:

[Tony Montana]

“I hope he gets chucked out on Friday, I hope the whole world hates him, I really do! I’m fed up with it! I’m sick of him! As I said again, I’ll repeat it, I don’t mind, LEAVE!!! I wish he was gone! FRIDAY HURRY UP AND COME, VOTE HIM OUT, HE’S A FACKING… ****!! He’s a smug dick and leave this house because I facking think you’re SMALL… SMUG… AND SSSSHHHHIT, I hate you!!!”
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/02/amma.png

:love:

Underrated legend! :clap1: :love:

[Tony Montana]

Darren: I nominate Craig..............and, Tom....... um... I nominate Craig, um... because, he's got a business out of here, and it'd be nice for him to get out of here and see if his business is still up and running? And I nominate Tom... um... again, the same, he's got a business and it'd be nice if he can get out and see if his business is still up and running! :shrug:

I ****ing love Darren sometimes :laugh3:

:joker::joker:

Imagine if he was in BB6?

[Matthew.]

Helen pours Narinder a drink, in the middle of which the lid of the jug falls off and the drink spills all over the table, so Narinder, Elizabeth and Dean lick it off of the table :joker: Then Helen tries to collect it in her hands to put it back in the jug (:skull:) so Narinder tells her “GET YER FINGEHS OUT OF IT :oh:” :joker:

https://media.giphy.com/media/S5QDTv1f1YTtotCqHP/giphy.gif

[Matthew.]

Davina asking Paul’s mum to name her one interesting thing that he’s done :laugh2:

[Matthew.]

“Listen… listen, I want Amma out, I want Bubble out, I want… Dean out, I want… **** it, **** it, I want Amma out, I want Bubble out, I want Dean out, I want… Helen out, the people I want to stay is Elizabeth, Brian, Paul and… Josh I want out. **** it, I don’t give a ****, that’s how I feel!”
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/02/narinder.png

And Davina saying that had she not been evicted already, she would have been ejected for it :joker:

[Matthew.]

Davina: “I just want to say, you have truly spiced up that house.”
Narinder: “But why didn’t I stay? :oh: WHY DIDN’T I STAY?”
(crowd cheers)
Davina: “That is the question on the tip of many people’s lips.”
Narinder: “YES THANK YOU PAUL’S FRIEND! :oh:”
Davina: “Now hang on one second…”
Narinder: “He said they were good looking, I don’t see it yet! :hee:”

Oh my god :skull:

[Epic.]

“Listen… listen, I want Amma out, I want Bubble out, I want… Dean out, I want… **** it, **** it, I want Amma out, I want Bubble out, I want Dean out, I want… Helen out, the people I want to stay is Elizabeth, Brian, Paul and… Josh I want out. **** it, I don’t give a ****, that’s how I feel!”

http://i.imgur.com/g63hwW9.gif

[Cal.]

Narinder was a FANTASTIC housemate far ahead of her time

[Tony Montana]

Narinder was a FANTASTIC housemate far ahead of her time

True. I've always felt that.

She should've been saved for the golden era.

[Matthew.]

A long post but this interview :love:

Davina: “How many people do you think nominated you?”
Narinder: “I think it was Amma, Bubble, Dean, Elizabeth. I know who it was!”
Davina: “Because you had 6 nominations which was just 2 more than Paul.”
Narinder: :hee: … :oh: Oh the cheek of it, and I cooked them bloody curry the little *****!”
Davina: “Narinder…”
Narinder: “Yeah! I COOKED THEM CURRY!!!!”

Then she gets shown her nominations

Bubble: “I am nominating Narinder because…”
Narinder: “YOU TWAT! :oh:”
Amma: “She can’t take what she dishes out...” (crowd boos)
Narinder: “OH ALRIGHT AMMA :rolleyes:”
Dean: “She is one of the people I get on with less well than other people in this group”
Narinder: “Yeah because you didn’t take the time, Dean? :idc:”
Elizabeth: “She still has her certain rules in here and sometimes that causes not so much aggro but a lot of shouting.”
Narinder: “Oh and she cried? Or did she? :joker:”
Helen: “Because out of the girls, out of Amma and Elizabeth, I think she is the one I get on with the least” (crowd boos heavily)
Narinder: “BOOOOOO! :D She’s full of herself guys!”
Josh: “She causes friction in the group…”
Narinder: “OHHHH my god and I stood up for him! :oh:”

[Matthew.]

Some more Narinder highlights because we all need them

(Word Association with Housemates)
Davina: “Bubble?”
Narinder: “Ugh his voice irritates me like no other…”
Davina: “One word... :oh:”
Narinder: “Voice. :laugh:”
Davina: “Dean?”
Narinder: “Boring!!!! :D”
Davina: “Elizabeth?”
Narinder: “BORING!!! :D”
Davina: “Helen?”
Narinder: “ERRGGHHHHH.”

(On Josh’s nomination of Narinder)
“When I saw his face, I saw a little smirk and I thought “YOU WANK :oh:”

“Bubble thinks he’s great and he’s shite.”

[Cal.]

Narinder properly embraced the whole BB experience you can tell she had a blast :love:

The likes of Dean, Josh and Elizabeth staying for weeks on end over her EW

[Matthew.]

Week 3 - Stuart evicted
1. Amma (-)
2. Narinder (+3)
3. Brian (+1)
4. Helen (-1)
5. Stuart (+1)
6. Bubble (+2)
7. Elizabeth (-)
8. Josh (N/E)
9. Dean (-)
10. Paul (-)

Week 4 - Narinder evicted </3
1. Narinder (+1)
2. Brian (+1)
3. Helen (+1)
4. Amma (-3)
5. Elizabeth (+2)
6. Dean (+3)
7. Paul (+3)
8. Josh (-)
9. Bubble (-3)

[aaronneely2017]

Narinder properly embraced the whole BB experience you can tell she had a blast :love:

The likes of Dean, Josh and Elizabeth staying for weeks on end over her EW

I agree I watched BB2 last year and the show quickly dies out after her eviction. Dean and Elizabeth are the prime examples of what it is to float all the way to the end :sleep::sleep::sleep:

[Headie]

Maxwell not even feeling any bit of remorse for putting his dirty scab in Science's drink, laughing through Big Brother's warning and asking for cider when asked if he has anything he wishes to say :bored:

Evil scum! Glad I've only got a couple weeks left of him.

[Headie]

I've been made aware (get a life Epic!) that I didn't do a ranking for Week 4 so here it is:

Week 4 - Roberto evicted

1. Science
2. Makosi
3. Vanessa
4. Derek
5. Kemal
6. Roberto
7. Craig
8. Anthony
9. Saskia
10. Maxwell

[Epic.]

You’ve heard of jasonworkingout.gif…

https://i.imgur.com/Dtmdhdn.gif

Now get ready for…

stuartworkingout.gif

https://media.giphy.com/media/YlMkEWalH8Pir3lhoM/giphy.gif

It's like I'm watching a cranky blonde beach monster competing in working out with a deflated Incredible Hulk :joker::joker:

[Matthew.]

I just noticed the way he winks at the camera at the end of it :joker:

[Macie Lightfoot]

BB17 Week 3 Edgic, Ranking, and Thots:

https://i.imgur.com/kS9KRj9.png

1. Charlie (lmao there were like two days where I was upset that Charlie went UTR and figured out where she stood, but then we got Sugar Hut-gate and how about kicking my dog-gate and 20 y/o daughter-gate and WOW what a tour de force)
2. Emma (waiting until noms were done to read Georgina to FILTH :love: I looooved how calm and rational she was with her points of "we could get along if you actually tried to" to Georgina and "yeah I nominated your missus because I don't like her and that's what the point of nominations is :duh:" to Jackson)
3. Laura (is probably my overall fave still but UTR1 this week)
4. Evelyn (was a good foil to Georgina with STUPID COW and applying makeup on Jackson and like... breathing in the same vicinity as him and sending Georgina into a rage :love:)
5. Jason (deserves all the credit in the world for putting up with Charlie and letting her know repeatedly where she stands)
6. Jayne (UTR this week but handled getting TEN nominations like a champ so gj hun)
7. Lateysha (eh not that I like Andy but her screaming tirade about him being a stirrer wasn't that good of a look because as annoying as he is, her bed clique holding court is equally annoying to me in a lot of ways. That being said, she's a fun narrator and a good friend that everyone could use)
8. Ryan (okay okay okay I HATE THIS because the projectile vomit and Hughie feeling his lip filler and SMELL THAT are gross and disgusting beyond belief buuuuuut when he obnoxiously winds Hooie up it's kinda cute and funny? Kill me for admitting that)
Georgina (lmaoooo okay I've said it over and over again guys but she suuuuuucks and someone compared to a Caroline Wharram/Steven Goode hybrid and... yikes! That being said, her downfall was gloooorious and really cemented her as a character and an experience that was worthwhile at least when Jackson wasn't around, which unfortunately wasn't much)
9. Hughie (eh kiiiiinda normal and likable some of the time but still really just there in an uninteresting way?)
10. Alex (speaking of just there... :))
11. Andy (it doesn't matter if your sentiments are righteous if you go about them and express yourself in the most pedantic, smug, self-congratulatory way! I get where he's coming from, but he thinks he's a martyr when he's really just a rat and sadly the GBP eat it up :\)
11. Chelsea (still sucks but he's hardly A Thing so that helps at least?)
12. Sam (also not really a thing but like... god what a loser. His drunken tantrum over the fishbowl was incomprehensible and EMBARRASSING and he called Hughie and Ryan bum boys like a middle schooler would?)
13. Jackson (oh my god he suuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks and his relationship with HIS MISSUS is soooooo beyond contrived. What does he even like about her? Like he started worshipping her from THE OTHER HOUSE when he had known her for 72 hours. And as much of a nasty jealous cow as Georgina is, he sooooooo exploited her for his own purpose and OPENLY flirted with Evelyn and hit on her to make Georgina jealous?!?! But the public ignored it all because he was able to drop carefully timed "I love you"s and strategic "I would marry you tomorrow if I could"s and it was just soooo gross. And then when he was evicted her cried in the DR that she reminds him of his mother (?!?!) and complained about people nominating THAT BITCH even though no one ever called Georgina a bitch in their noms (?!?!) he's so insufferable omg)

A pretty good week! Some of the storylines got a little tedious at times, like anything involving Andy and anything involving Jacksina (is there an official portmanteau for them?), and the fishbowl fight was wayyyyyy too incomprehensible for me to even attempt to understand and follow. But there were a lot of great highlights too, like Emma withstanding the Jacksina tirades, Evelyn fueling the fire to the Jacksina tirades and then withstanding them, and pretty much every Jason/Charlie scene :love: Everything feels like it's moving so fast and a lot of the moments that I am aware of are happening earlier than I expect them to, but I guess that's the nature of a 50 day series because I'm somehow already halfway done?!

BB17 Week 4 Edgic, Ranking, and Thots:

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1. Laura (the transcontinental love story of Laurita and Bernardo is legitimately one of the funniest things I've seen on this show and everything about its execution was perfect)
Charlie (she was kinda low-key this week so her sendoff wasn't even that great BUT Charlie truly surrendered her entire self to the BB experience and to Jason and we owe a lot to her for that. Her blanking Jason on her way out was a MOOD and her eviction interview was excellent because she came off as the perfect in-between of self-aware and still completely delusional :love:)
Emma (shamelessly hitting the button repeatedly to bring her hunky boy in and sending everyone else into a tailspin, and then breaking out through the fire exit because Jackson got on her case one too many times about it is truly the perfect ending to her story :love:)
2. Jayne (shocking but I think I'm starting to get Jayne? Her holding an intervention with Charlie and frantically telling her IT'S ALWAYS THE WOMAN O_O and then her DR temper tantrum over the chili con carne was the first one I actually enjoyed because "DON'T ****ING GIVE ME THAT ****, LADY!" nearly made me spit out my drink. Ready for her to annihilate Chelsea x)
3. Evelyn (still a fun beta but this nomance with Alex is starting to test my patience a little bit bc how boring)
4. Lateysha (OTTfun and perfectly fine! I don't really have anything to say about her but she doesn't bother me at all. Maybe mildly with her bedroom clique but even then it's suuuper mild and not actually offensive to my viewing so)
5. Jason (he's clooooose to slipping into yellow because his temper tantrum over being nominated was Not A Good Look and I totally can see Jayne and Charlie's point about how he's super conscious of how he's coming across and is constantly looking for that validation from others in the house that he's in the right. Will be curious to see how he is without Charlie there and with the.... events of Annihilation Week)
6. Alex (he was like Sam BB14 levels of UTRP1 for the longest time and now he's in a dreadfully boring nomance with Evelyn and I don't know which is worse? The only thing that was miiildly interesting was how he clocked from the pool party task that you get punished in the house if you can't cope with any sort of adversity but like... he's a human Speak & Spell)
7. Hughie ("okay Andy but I just want to tell you that I think you're a liar and a story carrier" WE GET IT HOOIE SHUT UP.)
8. Andy (STONED TO DEATH!!!!!! THROWN OFF BUILDINGS!!!!!!!!!!)
9. Ryan (for someone who's so ~wacky~ and ~zany~ he's just there)
10. Sam (thankfully was a nonfactor this week)
11. Chelsea (thankfully the bedroom clique clocked onto the fact that he's faker than faux fur and I cannot WAIT for him to get annihilated. Also like.... you couldn't even make a fight about a pancake interesting)
12. Jackson (obnoxious about the loved ones Shopping Task and made such a big production out of whether or not to see his kid when EVERYONE GAVE HIM PERMISSION TO like ew you Tesco Siavash)

whoops, I'm at the point where I have all the girls above all the guys :skull:

This week was...... not really that good in my opinion? It definitely had some good stuff with the Laurita/Bernardo love story and STONED TO DEATH!!! THROWN OFF BUILDINGS!!! but other than that it was a very lifeless week that definitely lacked some good Charlie/Jason drama among other things. The Shopping Task felt like it consumed the entire week and while the Laura/Bernardo and Emma/Josh stuff was fun, the novelty of the task wore off after one episode and it was dragged out for three. I don't even remember anything that happened outside of the task really, which definitely isn't a good sign. Hoping Annihilation Week is a beautiful disaster that brings some life back into this show.

[Matthew.]

Do NOT hypnotise people in the Big Brother house!
Do NOT look into the mirrors!
Do NOT have ventilation!
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/02/brian.png

[Matthew.]

(licks plate) “Aw we don’t need to wash the plates now!”

http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/02/helen.png

[Matthew.]

Week 4 - Narinder evicted </3
1. Narinder (+1)
2. Brian (+1)
3. Helen (+1)
4. Amma (-3)
5. Elizabeth (+2)
6. Dean (+3)
7. Paul (+3)
8. Josh (-)
9. Bubble (-3)

Week 5 (Bubble burst :hehe:)
1. Brian (+1)
2. Helen (+1)
3. Amma (+1)
4. Elizabeth (+1)
5. Josh (+3)
6. Dean (-)
7. Paul (-)
8. Bubble (+1)

[Jake.]

Day 27/28(Live Eviction)/29(Roberto Evicted, new people enter)
1. Derek
Ok, so I went from being completely 50/50 on Derek to absolutely adoring him rather quickly. They fact that he loathes a high majority of his fellow housemates speaks wonders to me, and I’m in love with his quick quips and acidic tongue :love:
2. Science
Easily the most interesting of the bunch. I love how much he detests Maxwell yet not once has he let him get under his skin (in fact, quite the opposite). I can’t see Science burning out anytime soon, because he’s got a lot of depth to his character.
3. Makosi
Makosi began to fly under the radar a bit during the second week, but thankfully she bounced back. She was made for her launch night task and I’m hoping BB give her something else to do soon. Amazing housemate.
4. Roberto
I was sad to see him go (but obviously the correct choice against Derek). I could never quite work him out, however he brought out the best (or worst) in the other housemates and instigated a good number of the arguments so!
5. Kinga (New Entry)
First impressions count and Kinga’s sure made one! She seems really fun and hyperactive and is probably needed after 4 weeks of solid arguments and bitching. I have to reiterate how much I loved her trying to take in two bottles of coke, a full loaf of bread, 4 pints of milk etc into the secret garden, after they’d been told that they only needed enough for one nights stay lmao.
6. Craig
Up until recently, I held Craig in a much higher regard than this. Bitchy but funny with it, quick witted, speaks his mind etc. However, his alliance with Saskia/Maxwell/Anthony is a damn shame because it feels like a wasted opportunity. And in the last ep, Maxwell revealed that he’d sprinkled scabs on Science’s food and Craig found is hilarious which is gross. Having said that, “YOU’RE HAVING A ****ING LAUGH AREN’T YOU MATE?! YOU’RE A ****ING ANIMAL! YOU ****ING PIG!” is probably my favourite argument this series.
7. Kemal
Was a lot more prominent in his first couple of weeks. Fine, but not contributing a whole lot.
8. Orlaith (New Entry)
Seems nice and sweet and probably a bit overshadowed by Kinga?
9. Vanessa
She’s pretty much a non-entity, but whenever she does make an appearance she’s usually being a mess (putting the whole house up for eviction, being made to eat three meals a day in the DR/not being allowed to eat anything from the shopping budget). Idk, probably out of her depth.
10. Eugene (New Entry)
Seems nice enough, will need to have more time to judge.
11. Saskia
She was a good housemate in the first few weeks and came across as the most grounded, but she’s being suffocated by Maxwell and spends all day with him on the sofas or in the pool and yeah idk, she’s gone boring. Saskia vs Derek could have been a great rivalry but it seems to have fizzled out.
12. Anthony
He’s just... there?
13. Maxwell
Repugnant. What on earth the crowds see in him is beyond me. I mean, he’s providing drama and that’s fine but he’s gross and sprinkling your scabs on someones food? Rancid.

Ok so we’ve just had cider-gate and wow :love::love: Saskia and Maxwell looked sooo ridiculous and it was just effortless on Makosi’s part!
“I don’t wanna here from you, team-Britney!” -struts into the bedroom-

Day 30/31/32
1. Makosi
2. Science
3. Derek
4. Kemal
5. Kinga
6. Orlaith
7. Eugene
8. Craig
9. Vanessa
10. Anthony
11. Maxwell
12. Saskia

[Epic.]

The fifth week of BB6 is a contender for the best week in BBUK history :love:

[Epic.]

Darren: Oh I done a survey right, at my workplace. :)
Caroline: Oh I can't wait for this, I can't WAIT for this! :rolleyes:
Darren: And it's true!
Caroline: "All heterosexual women" go on--
Darren: All heterosexual women, think, about sleeping with another woman!
Melanie: That's absolute CRAP.
Caroline: BOLLOCKS.
Melanie: The **** are you talking about?
Darren: Right, have you ever thought about sleeping with another woman?
Melanie: Yes?
Darren: Right, there you go! :rolleyes:
Caroline: Oh yeah, of course I've thought about sleeping with another woman.
Darren: Right. HAHAHAHAHA :laugh:



Anna: WHO, out of one of us, if you had to sleep with one of the Big Brother people, WHO would it BE?
Darren: Of the ones in the house? Who are you starting with Anna?
Anna: I'll start with... Darren.
Darren: Ohh kay :D, If I was to sleep with one of the ten people in this HOUSE...
Caroline: It's only eight.
Darren: It would be... Sada...
https://i.imgur.com/AI9SDWZ.gif
Anna: Awwww :lovedup:
Caroline: Awwww Sadaaa :lovedup:
Darren: "AND WHY???"
https://i.imgur.com/8P7dail.gif
Anna: "AND WHY?" "Cause she's amazingly flexible" ? "The amazing flexy woman" ?
Darren: The YOGA... was ENOUGH for me! :laugh:
Caroline: If I was gonna sleep with one, I'd say two of ya. ;)
Darren: ...COME ON CAGGY IN YOUR OWN TIIIIME ;)
Caroline: Yeah it'd be two for me as well. Having the Big Brother experience and I did put down I'd like to try something new, I'd say Anna and Nicky.
Anna: Ahhhhh :)
Darren: :amazed: ...TOLD YOU ABOUT MY SURVEY, DIDN'T I, MEL?! :amazed: WHAT'D I TELL YA? :rolleyes: WHAT'D I TELL YA? :rolleyes: ...CAROLINE YER NOT GONNA GET ANYTHING YA DIDN'T EVEN MENTION THE BOOOYS, WHAT ARE YA TALKIN ABOOUUT? :amazed:
Caroline: If I had to get a willy down, I'd go on YOURS!
Darren: HAHAAAA, WOOOO
https://i.imgur.com/OQXHkF3.gif

:joker::joker:

The thing I like most about BB1 is that it has very casual and everday people couped up together but then every once in a while there's these crazy cartoonish moments that happen on a dime that are unexpected and hilarious, much like how a real life group of people would operate :love:. And the best culprit of this is Darren, asking himself questions for dramatic effect (AND WHY???), suddenly exploding with happiness over minor things, endearingly self-aware and arrogant, it's like he was born to be this cartoonish but realistic housemate :love:.

[Epic.]

Melanie calling Nick "young and immature" in the diary room despite him being 32 and her being 26 :laugh2:

[Epic.]

Darren finds an egg one of the house chickens hatched and he announces that he wants to grow the egg into a chick and then goes to the diary room asking if it can happen, does he not know the first thing about the difference between an egg and a chick egg :laugh2:

[Epic.]

Eugh them bringing Andrew and Sada in at Caroline's eviction to give her gifts when they both turned on her right before they left the house, pretty undeserved :bored:.

And then they each get asked who they think will be out next week and after Caroline & Sada both hope it's Nick, Andrew's answer is that he hopes Nick is out too, despite him always eagerly helping Nick with his schemes :umm2:. Some friend you are :bored:.

[Epic.]

Darren tries to sleep at 1pm having only got 6 hours sleep the night before. Nichola makes noise and he enters the kitchen and asks her to be quiet, her then requesting if he can sit on her face, causing him to storm off to bed in a huff before it cuts to a big argument :laugh3:

Darren: So how the **** can you make a song and dance out of my room?
Nichola: Cause it's 1 o'clock in the afternoon! :oh:
Darren: And then when I come out and ask you NICELY, to keep it down, you ask me to sit ON YOUR FACE??? I asked nicely "NICKY? CAN YOU KEEP IT DOOOWN?"
Nichola: But the light wasn't off.
Darren: And it doesn't MATTER, it doesn't MATTER. Doing the can-can outside my ****ing ROOM! :oh: And then asking me to SIT ON YOUR FACE??? :oh:
Nichola: I ASKED YOU NOT TO BE MOUTHING OFF IN THE AFTERNOON WHILE I'M TRYING TO SLEEP BUT I DON'T TURN AROUND AND TELL YOU TO BE QUIET.
Darren: Asking to sit on your FACE? COME AND SIT ON YOUR FACE?!
Nichola: :laugh:
Darren: ...Fuuucking hell.
Nichola: That's just my humor Darren, I think it's funny :shrug:.
Darren: NO it's NOT funny AT ALL! :o
Nichola: Sorry you don't find it funny :shrug:.
Darren: It's not funny AT ALL! :o

[Epic.]

Day 25/26 Highlights (Caroline and Thomas nominated)
1. Nick (-)
2. Caroline (-)
3. Darren (-)
4. Anna (-)
5. Melanie (-)
6. Nichola (-)
7. Craig (-)
8. Tom (-)

Day 27/28/29 Highlights (Caroline Evicted)
1. Darren (+2)
2. Caroline (-)
3. Nick (-2)
4. Anna
5. Melanie (-)
6. Nichola (-)
7. Craig (-)
8. Tom (-)

The top three are each phenomenal housemates in their own right and I'm not even halfway through the series :worship:

[Jake.]

The EGG on Maxwell and Saskia’s faces after Makosi’s secret mission was revealed was GLORIOUS

[Epic.]

The EGG on Maxwell and Saskia’s faces after Makosi’s secret mission was revealed was GLORIOUS

You've TRIGGERED me by using the words 'egg' and 'Maxwell' in the same sentence cause it immediately reminds me of the week before when him and Anthony were competing in smashing a giant egg over their face and then when Maxwell did it his head split open with blood everywhere and he was LAUGHING about his own searing pain :yuk:.

On a more positive note, I did love when they kind of messed with Maxwell & Saskia's head by saying to Makosi "You must now evict one housemate" before even telling the housemates about Eugene, Kinga and Orlaith, so then it just shows Science losing his **** laughing while Maxwell is visibly speechless and Saskia starts frantically darting her eyes left and right in panic :love:.

[Matthew.]

And then they each get asked who they think will be out next week and after Caroline & Sada both hope it's Nick, Andrew's answer is that he hopes Nick is out too, despite him always eagerly helping Nick with his schemes :umm2:. Some friend you are :bored:.

This really annoyed me during my BB1 watch too. ****ing snake

[Headie]

Maxwell and Anthony getting banned from nominations for openly targeting Makosi & co. :clap1:

Although Saskia should've been banned too, maybe even Craig as well, they all did it for a few eps straight.

Anyway I can't wait for Saskia's eviction <3 Week 5 really is the beginning of the end for Maxwell's reign of terror <3

[Jake.]

Maxwell and Anthony getting banned from nominations for openly targeting Makosi & co. :clap1:

Although Saskia should've been banned too, maybe even Craig as well, they all did it for a few eps straight.

Anyway I can't wait for Saskia's eviction <3 Week 5 really is the beginning of the end for Maxwell's reign of terror <3

Oh you’re at the same point as me!

[Headie]

Oh you’re at the same point as me!

Yeah I'm working like crazy these next few weeks so having to take it really slow

Makes me look forward to the eps more tho :laugh:

[Jake.]

Yeah I'm working like crazy these next few weeks so having to take it really slow

Makes me look forward to the eps more tho :laugh:

I’m currently doing 2 a day, sometimes 3 if I’m at the gym (so more often than not, 2)

[Headie]

Saskia: "When you got out at this stage, you're forgotten about, big time, it's only if you stay til the end you're remembered. This girls gotta do some **** to be remembered"

-a few days later she's shagging Maxwell as Kemal douses her with water-

:joker:

Screaming @ her desperation, and slow realisation that she's gonna be nominated and probably evicted due to Maxwell & Anthony being banned from noms meaning she doesn't have the numbers. I think the downfall of Saskia may be one of my all time favourite tv downfalls :love:

[Jake.]

The apology to Makosi was super calculated too lol, she was scrambling

[Tony Montana]

I can watch this over and over again and never get bored.

hBkHDnOJdm4

[Headie]

The apology to Makosi was super calculated too lol, she was scrambling

Her face when she thought Makosi was about to evict her <3333 Shady BB putting her up on the big screen lmao

[Headie]

I always forget how sad Kinga's first eviction is :(

Her "Why? :( Why is it always me? :(" and her sobbing under the covers all by herself always makes me so sad </3 Thank god she gets a second chance and ends up being one of the most memorable housemates ever :love:

[Jake.]

I always forget how sad Kinga's first eviction is :(

Her "Why? :( Why is it always me? :(" and her sobbing under the covers all by herself always makes me so sad </3 Thank god she gets a second chance and ends up being one of the most memorable housemates ever :love:

I found this really sad too! And it’s like, there was no need for her to be left alone in there for that amount of time

[Epic.]

The apology to Makosi was super calculated too lol, she was scrambling

That's what I love about Cidergate, if Saskia apologizes to Makosi, then she's proving to the audience that she over-reacted about the cider. But if Saskia doesn't own up to anything the audience hate her stubbornness. Makosi basically did a scenario where she wins no matter what outcome by the end :love:.

[Matthew.]

GO to ****ing America, WE DON’T GIVE A FACK

[Headie]

Anthony & Saskia thick as pig **** telling Eugene & Orliath they like their clothes and they have the exact same ones :joker:

[Headie]

Saskia: "When you got out at this stage, you're forgotten about, big time, it's only if you stay til the end you're remembered. This girls gotta do some **** to be remembered"

-a few days later she's shagging Maxwell as Kemal douses her with water-

:joker:

Mess I don't even need to wait til thew water ep, she's literally shagging him butt naked by the end of this current episode :skull:

Science: "BUTTCHEEK! Eugh......" *bursts into laughter* :joker:

[Greg!]

I always forget how sad Kinga's first eviction is :(

Her "Why? :( Why is it always me? :(" and her sobbing under the covers all by herself always makes me so sad </3 Thank god she gets a second chance and ends up being one of the most memorable housemates ever :love:

Yeah but mostly for shoving a bottle of wine up her fanny so idk, swings and roundabouts :laugh:

[Headie]

Yeah but mostly for shoving a bottle of wine up her fanny so idk, swings and roundabouts :laugh:

Saskia fuming she didn't think of it first?

[Matthew.]

Yeah but mostly for shoving a bottle of wine up her fanny so idk, swings and roundabouts :laugh:

:joker:

[Epic.]

For some reason Day 30 and 31 of BB1 were never HL's shows :conf: That must be the only time they've actually skipped two days of a BB series, let alone one, unless those days show up on that recap that happens at the end of the week.

[Epic.]

Darren: I would like to nominate Craig um, becausehe'sgotabusinessbackhome and it'd be nice to know how it's going on--I think he's a bit worried about that? And Thomas, um, so he can see his family--last week he got nominated and just saw them--be nice for him to actually make some contact with them...
https://i.imgur.com/EGigJ4t.png

[Epic.]

Melanie being fully aware of the devious nomination planning Nick is doing and having no qualms with helping him :love:

[Daniel.]

Saskia :love:

[Epic.]

Darren being worried about the diarrhea of the house chickens is pretty adorable :joker::love:

Darren: I'll give them a couple of banana skins apparently chickens LOVE banana skins!
Vet: I'm sure they 'love' them but they're not really the best for them.
Darren: Really?
Vet: Yeah
Darren: Okay...

[Epic.]

Nick and Craig speculating behind his back that Darren's only nominated men every time and Craig calling him a wimp for it :umm2:

[Epic.]

Day 27/28/29 Highlights (Caroline Evicted)
1. Darren (+2)
2. Caroline (-)
3. Nick (-2)
4. Anna
5. Melanie (-)
6. Nichola (-)
7. Craig (-)
8. Tom (-)

The top three are each phenomenal housemates in their own right and I'm not even halfway through the series :worship:

Day 32/33 Highlights (Craig and Nichola nominated)
1. Darren
2. Nick
3. Anna
4. Melanie
5. Nichola
6. Tom (+1)
7. Craig (-1)

[Matthew.]

*Two people have broken in to the Big Brother compound and entered the garden*

Helen: “I don’t like them, they’re not nice :sad:”

[Matthew.]

“I can’t cope with Helen. When Helen goes off I can’t cope with it. ERGH just shut the… ERGH. And it’s not her, it’s just her whole… noise? A lot of them are so irrational and just so melodramatic! And so not real! Do you know what I mean? GET A GRIP. I mean, I think, even if you’re bored, even if there is a big void in your life, keep a handle on reality. Do you know what I mean? Why do you have to ****ing YELL about EVERYTHING? Why can’t you just speak normally? Why do you have to speak over everybody? Why do you never listen? WHY CAN’T YOU BE NORMAL? WHY CAN’T I SMACK YOU OVER THE HEAD? Why do you make me feel like this when I don’t usually do? Why am I going INSANE? Do you know what I mean? I’m just like, you’re making me feel like I’ve lost it, BUT YOU’VE LOST IT. And that!s what really ****s me off! ^_^”

https://i.imgur.com/62Pulvf.jpg

This unexpected, random Elizabeth rant :clap1:

[Matthew.]

Week 5 (Bubble burst :hehe:)
1. Brian (+1)
2. Helen (+1)
3. Amma (+1)
4. Elizabeth (+1)
5. Josh (+3)
6. Dean (-)
7. Paul (-)
8. Bubble (+1)

Week 6 - Amma evicted
1. Amma (+2)
2. Helen (-)
3. Elizabeth (+1)
4. Brian (-3)
5. Josh (-)
6. Dean (-)
7. Paul (-)

[aaronneely2017]

“I can’t cope with Helen. When Helen goes off I can’t cope with it. ERGH just shut the… ERGH. And it’s not her, it’s just her whole… noise? A lot of them are so irrational and just so melodramatic! And so not real! Do you know what I mean? GET A GRIP. I mean, I think, even if you’re bored, even if there is a big void in your life, keep a handle on reality. Do you know what I mean? Why do you have to ****ing YELL about EVERYTHING? Why can’t you just speak normally? Why do you have to speak over everybody? Why do you never listen? WHY CAN’T YOU BE NORMAL? WHY CAN’T I SMACK YOU OVER THE HEAD? Why do you make me feel like this when I don’t usually do? Why am I going INSANE? Do you know what I mean? I’m just like, you’re making me feel like I’ve lost it, BUT YOU’VE LOST IT. And that!s what really ****s me off! ^_^”

https://i.imgur.com/62Pulvf.jpg

This unexpected, random Elizabeth rant :clap1:

I remember this! Probably one of Woodcocks finest moments

[Matthew.]

*The housemates are doing a taste test of 10 gourmet cheeses*

Josh: “Smell that.”
Helen: “AHHH that STINKS! :umm2:”
Brian: “That smells like something I expelled when I was 14 in my bed. :hehe:”
Elizabeth: “Oh, Brian. :rolleyes:”
Helen: … (it clicks) “BRIAN! :oh:”
Brian: “I’m sorry but it does!”

[Matthew.]

Brian: “I’m not getting on with Josh at all, he’s not getting on with me, we just need alcohol don’t you agree?”
Josh: “Just a touch.”
Brian: “Just to relax.”
Josh: “A couple more bottles would be fantastic.”
Brian: “Yeah, would be fan- ama- yeah”
BB: “There will be no more alcohol coming into the house tonight.”
Brian: “What’s your name? :lovedup: You’ve got a very relaxing voice? :lovedup:”
BB: “This is Big Brother.”
Brian: “Do they call you Big Brother for a reason? :lovedup: Ok so are you single? :lovedup:”
Josh: “Brian… :joker: I’m going. I’m not sitting here while you get a date.
Brian: “Are you seeing anyone? :lovedup: Are you seeing Big Sister? (Josh leads him out the diary room) HAVE YOU GOT A BOY OR GIRLFRIEND? :lovedup:”

[Matthew.]

“Oh Josh I can’t take you seriously when you’ve got no crotch in your trousers. :bored:”
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/02/brian.png

[Epic.]

Oh wow all of a sudden I'm on the infamous "Nick gets caught" episode, I'm gonna enjoy this one :cheer2:.

An interesting thing to note is that the version of this I'm watching is actually a repeat of the episode seven years later, like a time capsule of how memorable the show once was. :love:.

[Epic.]

I already knew that Craig was hypocritical regarding getting mad at Nick for influencing nominations even though he was always on board with Nick's plans, but I did not realize that he got Nick's choices for nominations written on his hands for him and then only the day after staging this dramatic confrontation just because the whole group was against Nick, so self-righteous and cowardly :bored:.

[Epic.]

He's also now clearly only vexed cause Tom's told him Nick's caused Craig to be nominated in the past in the first place :rolleyes:

[Epic.]

I'm not even halfway through the episode and it's one of my favorites of all time :love:. Darren dramatically uncovers the previous names Nick's written in the past and him & Craig are SEETHING about the whole ordeal. It then cuts to Nick plotting every single upcoming week with Melanie and it's the funniest melodramatic deviousness I think I've ever encountered :joker:.

Nick: Friday... Goodbye Nicky. :wavey:. Next week, Darren and Craig, Darren goes. Week after that, Craig and Anna...Anna goes. Week after THAT... Craig and Tom, Craig goes, Tom stays. Left with us three. He [Tom] wins. By 3 percent. I've seen it all in my dream! :lovedup:

[aaronneely2017]

I'm not even halfway through the episode and it's one of my favorites of all time :love:. Darren dramatically uncovers the previous names Nick's written in the past and him & Craig are SEETHING about the whole ordeal. It then cuts to Nick plotting every single upcoming week with Melanie and it's the funniest melodramatic deviousness I think I've ever encountered :joker:.

Nick: Friday... Goodbye Nicky. :wavey:. Next week, Darren and Craig, Darren goes. Week after that, Craig and Anna...Anna goes. Week after THAT... Craig and Tom, Craig goes, Tom stays. Left with us three. He [Tom] wins. By 3 percent. I've seen it all in my dream! :lovedup:

Loving this! Nick getting caught is a top 5 moments for me!!

[Epic.]

Loving this! Nick getting caught is a top 5 moments for me!!

Yesss I'm on that right now, Nick gradually being more and more arrogant that all his plans are working until finally he acts certain nothing can go wrong for him, only for all of it to catch up on him suddenly and leave him desperately scrambling his way out of it but failing under his own self-turmoil in being anxious in justifying himself when confronted by a large group, this entire rise and downfal is ARTISTIC television to say the least :love:

[aaronneely2017]

Yesss I'm on that right now, Nick gradually being more and more arrogant that all his plans are working until finally he acts certain nothing can go wrong for him, only for all of it to catch up on him suddenly and leave him desperately scrambling his way out of it but failing under his own self-turmoil in being anxious in justifying himself when confronted by a large group, this entire rise and downfal is ARTISTIC television to say the least :love:

Yesss! Its genius!!! If it weren't for this moment BBUK may not have been the huge success that it would become!

The part were he is scrambling his way out is brilliant!
I have the Uncut dvd of this and like a third of it is dedicated to Nick:laugh::laugh:

[Epic.]

Darren: Is what he's saying about you showing other people's names, is that true?
Nick: No it's not! :/
Darren: Oh!
Tom: You have, you've shown me names.
Melanie: And you've shown me names.
Darren: Nick hasn't shown me any names! ...Have you!
Nick: No...
https://s3.gifyu.com/images/names.gif

Darren of course having to make the whole thing about the fact he didn't receive any names :joker:

[Epic.]

Day 32/33 Highlights (Craig and Nichola nominated)
1. Darren
2. Nick
3. Anna
4. Melanie
5. Nichola
6. Tom (+1)
7. Craig (-1)

Day 34/35 Highlights
1. Nick (+1)
2. Darren (-1)
3. Anna (-)
4. Melanie (-)
5. Nichola (-)
6. Tom (-)
7. Craig (-)

That may have just been my favorite BBUK episode of all time :love:

"If you live by the sword, you die by the sword" </3

[Macie Lightfoot]

Nick's ejection was suuuuuuch a perfect ending to his time in the house, it really is the perfect sendoff episode for one of the best characters possibly ever? He's extremely competitive but also prone to feeling guilty, he thrived in the role as the panto villain but was horrified that the public would hate him, and he was excellent at one-on-one manipulation but dreadful in a group setting, making the house confrontation his ultimate nightmare come to real life.

I think my favorite scene was the conversation between Anna and Nick after the big blowup, where she's just so desperately trying to wrap her head around why Nick was the way he was and why he built the foundation of his time in the house on a bunch of lies, but she just couldn't figure it out in the same ways that we couldn't figure it out either. It was a great character snapshot of probably the two most intelligent and observant HMs that year.


Anyway, from one iconic episode to another because I just watched Lateysha's boots and it's probably as good of an episode that BB could have delivered in 2016? The ominous DR about how Lateysha doesn't feel like it's her time to go and she just wants to make it to the final, the cries of horror from her clique when she's annihilated, pretty much the whole house confronting Jason as he changed his story from "it was completely tactical because she's a threat to win" to "she's already had her time on the television" to "we've never gotten along" to "actually I don't agree at all with her leaving her nine month old at home for this long." Just like the Nasty Nick ejection, everyone's reactions were extremely self-righteous and way beyond the nature of what actually happened, but it was the perfect nuclear bomb to rattle Lateysha's bed clique and it was the first time the obvious result didn't happen this season.

No one really came out looking good in all of this though :love: Jason kinda came off as a contradicting hypocrite and a phony, Andy was smug as ever, Ryan and Hughie were just shrieking mouthpieces who couldn't cope with the fact that the alpha of their group was swiftly taken away from them, Lateysha was understandably upset but kinda self-righteous and fed into everyone fanning the flames of her somehow being the most deserving to win, Jayne nodded along with everyone as they said that she should have been evicted instead, and oh my god Jackson's about to get his own paragraph...

"I was gonna give everyone £2000 and nobody can dare question me because I Have Proven Myself To Be A Man of Morals (citation ****ing needed)" somehow devolved into "I hit the button and was going to evict Jayne buuuut actually I was gonna give her £10,000 and then give each other person £1000 because I don't win if the team doesn't win," and that is suuuuuuch ****ing bull**** in its own right but it looks even more false when it's off the back of him acting like a martyr when it came to seeing a video message from his son last week. He even said at one point that he could do more with £2000 and the satisfaction of making everyone else happy than he could do with £20,000 for his son :skull: I was wrong when I said that no one came off well this episode, because Laura and Evelyn ****ing RIPPED him a new one and it was glorious :love: Laura saying he's a pussy and telling him "say it to your face? okay sure, we were just talking about how there's no way you would've actually split the money with everyone...x" and Evelyn saying "I like you but you're chatting ****E because it went from £2000 to £1000 to £10,000, and I think you're just backtracking because you weren't the first one to hit the button so technically no one can disprove your story" gave me LIFE and I'm so happy that these vapid tit girls are in it for the long run and will continue to be my surrogate into that house.

[Epic.]

Actually seeing as you mentioned both events in the same post, it's interesting the contrast but similarities between them. Nick being antagonized as a "master manipulator" despite the housemates already being wary of him was a slight over-reaction by them but understandable based on the time the show was meant to be a social experiment of what people living in a house is like and nothing more. Whereas with Lateysha's eviction, the 'gameplayer' tag's already a long-running aspect of the show, so when she gets evicted and the house emotionally blows up, it's a lot less righteous based on what the show's evolved into, and doing gameplaying once lead to one of the main reasons Jason won, unlike Nick who was a public enemy getting punted out the door asap for it doing recurring actions that would actually have been glorified for him to be one of the contenders to win if this was around the 2016 mark.

[Epic.]

That Nick interview was one of my favorites ever :clap1:. He starts off still concealed in having to admit he was a gameplayer but then gradually starts being open and pretty self-deprecating about it. The meek side of him is still prevalent, like when he's asked who he had actually wanted to make it to the end with and he ends up saying Tom, Melanie, Darren and Anna (everyone except Craig and Nichola :joker:), but he's still less uncomfortable about things than he was before, even admitting he never actually thought he'd win the show, so really he was just influencing others for the sake of it :love:.

[Matthew.]

Week 6 - Amma evicted
1. Amma (+2)
2. Helen (-)
3. Elizabeth (+1)
4. Brian (-3)
5. Josh (-)
6. Dean (-)
7. Paul (-)

Week 7 - Josh evicted
1. Brian (+3)
2. Helen (-)
3. Elizabeth (-)
4. Josh (+1)
5. Dean (+1)
6. Paul (+1)

[Matthew.]

“Helloooo? We’re being held against our will! Honestly! It looks like TV but it’s not! They make us smile for bread and water! Do you believe me? My name’s not even Brian! I’m Simon! Simon O’Doherty! I’m an actor!”
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/02/brian.png

[Epic.]

Day 34/35 Highlights
1. Nick (+1)
2. Darren (-1)
3. Anna (-)
4. Melanie (-)
5. Nichola (-)
6. Tom (-)
7. Craig (-)

That may have just been my favorite BBUK episode of all time :love:

"If you live by the sword, you die by the sword" </3

Day 35/36/37/38 Highlights (Nicholas Ejected, Nichola Evicted; Claire Enters)
1. Nick (-)
2. Darren (-)
3. Anna (-)
4. Melanie (-)
Claire
5. Nichola (-)
6. Tom (-)
7. Craig (-)

[Jake.]

Ok so we’ve just had cider-gate and wow :love::love: Saskia and Maxwell looked sooo ridiculous and it was just effortless on Makosi’s part!
“I don’t wanna here from you, team-Britney!” -struts into the bedroom-

Day 30/31/32
1. Makosi
2. Science
3. Derek
4. Kemal
5. Kinga
6. Orlaith
7. Eugene
8. Craig
9. Vanessa
10. Anthony
11. Maxwell
12. Saskia

So the fifth eviction is over and this week in general has just been really interesting :love: The Live Eviction episode itself was probably one of the best of the series too, pretty uncomfortable but some amazing arguments.

Day 33/34/35(Live Eviction)/36(Saskia Evicted)
1. Makosi
Been a bit quiet since cidergate but she’s still the most interesting and is still playing the best game.
2. Derek
I don’t think I’ll ever bore of Derek’s commentary?
“She just looks like a witch.”
“I’d rather go to a public execution.”
Vanessa: “Sorry, can you just give us five minutes?”, Derek: “No, is the short answer to that, I must get on.”
He’s just fantastic and I feel foolish for ever saying otherwise.
3. Kemal
“At least someone got wet tonight... and it wasn’t Saskia.”
Kemal helped make the fifth week legendary and it makes such a change as to how he was the week before. Literally, no ****s given. He handled himself against Maxwell and Saskia brilliantly.
4. Science
His stubbornness can sometimes be on the line of being irritating (i.e. refusing to take on any role in the task other than the narrator), but he’s still a fantastic housemate and like Kemal, his approach to Maxwell is amazing.
5. Vanessa
“GUESS WHAT THAT DIRTY LITTLE PROSTITUTE JUST SAID TO ME!”
Again, she doesn’t feature much but when she does she’s an absolute mess :love:
6. Saskia
Ok so wait, hear me out. Saskia was awful and **** having to live with her, but her final week was without a doubt iconic. The desperation, the fear of being evicted, shagging Maxwell (or whatever it was they were doing) thinking it would do some good, the delusion of her thinking she would beat anyone else aside from Maxwell, going off like a bomb and making herself even more disliked by the housemates and the public... It was just a perfect end to the story of someone so self-confident.
7. Orlaith
Like before, perfectly fine but I think Kemal hit the nail on the head regarding the fact that she’s probably hesitant to slag off Anthony because she’s aware of his public reception (which I’m guessing is positive? God knows why.. Oh wait, sr8 white “hunk” lol).
8. Craig
It really annoys me that he’s aligned himself to Maxwell and Anthony because we’re missing out on an amazing housemate imo. I’m hoping whenever it is that Maxwell leaves, we’ll see the best of Craig.
9. Eugene
Ok I feel kinda bad but wtf is he doing? Telling stories about washing machines and first aid courses and piloting planes to people who clearly don’t give a toss? It’s fine to be a bit odd and eccentric but it’s coming off a bit false and boring. He’s trying to find his place which I understand, but he’s not going to appeal to the likes of Derek anytime soon.
10. Maxwell
Only rated above Anthony because he’s slightly more developed but yeah, an absolute delusion div.
11. Anthony
“Orlaith, have you ever had a threesome?”, “Orlaith, have you ever made out with another girl?”, “Orlaith, have you pleasured yourself since being in here?”. ****ING ONE NOTE DIPSHIT

[Epic.]

Eugene is an annoying bore later on.

And one more awful Orlaith line from Anthony to add to your list; when he asks her how many sisters she has and she starts talking about them in a civilized manner before he chimes in "I BET THEY'RE ALL FIT LIKE YOU....." :skull:

[Matthew.]

Paul: “So Helen, when you leave here, if you do go tomorrow, or if I do go tomorrow, do I get your phone number?”
Helen: “My phone number?”
Paul: “Yeah, your mobile phone number.”
Helen: “What for? :conf:”
Paul: “WHAT? FOR? :umm2:”
Helen: “Yeah… :laugh: :conf:”
Paul: “Ok, what else are you going to use a mobile phone number for?”
Helen: “To phone somebody. :)”
Paul: “Right. So…”
Helen: “Every Wednesday.”
Paul: “…Yeah. :bored:”
Helen: “Oh yeah cool yeah you can have my mobile phone number, just tell me when to give it to you. :hee:”

[Matthew.]

Week 7 - Josh evicted
1. Brian (+3)
2. Helen (-)
3. Elizabeth (-)
4. Josh (+1)
5. Dean (+1)
6. Paul (+1)

Week 8 - Paul evicted
1. Brian (-)
2. Helen (-)
3. Elizabeth (-)
4. Dean (+1)
5. Paul (+1)

[Epic.]

Darren: I would like to nominate... Thomas... and......................... Melanie. There's no real real reason why, we've got really close, we're really getting on, the team's bonded, and um it's really hard to do this? Um but it'd be nice if Thomas can go home and see if his farm business is okay and it'd be nice if Melanie can go home and see her mum, cause I know her mum's probably worried about her, and would like to see her again.

I did not realize Darren would pussy out of nominations literally EVERY, SINGLE, WEEK :laugh3:. I know the public had an issue with this but it's the first series so nominations aren't really as widely known so it verges way more on comical rather than even slightly annoying. Somehow the more pandering he gets the more I'm loving him :love:.

He even FORGETS he nominated Melanie when asked to repeat the names of the two people he nominated and has to refresh her memory in his head, he's like some sort of emotionally stunted cartoon character :laugh2:.

[Macie Lightfoot]

lmfao Jackson grandstanding about all the different ways he was totally going to split the £20,000 one day, and then the very next day taking £5000 and SCOFFING at the suggestion of splitting the money because "what the hell are you gonna do with £500?" and then claiming that he DIDN'T UNDERSTAND and thought that everyone would just get £5000 like...... to famously quote DigitalSpy, "ur mask is slippin hun...x" I'm dumbfounded at how obtuse he is to think that this will work, but I'm also equally dense at whatever pregnant psychologist/analyst is having a one-on-one chat right now with Rylan saying that she believes him :skull:

Thankfully Evelyn was there to save the day and relentlessly call out Jackson on being full of ****, to the point where he screamed about how he's so kind to give her fags and baby wipes so she shouldn't dare question his generosity, only for him to storm into the DR crying about how he doesn't want the £5000 anymore :love: It was obnoxious and put on bc he was trying soooo hard to stammer and stutter his words as his lips quivered and as he tried to force out a few more tears, but the fact that Evelyn bullied him to that point is amazing. Love Laura giving her a little peptalk in the morning too about how Alex is suddenly reciprocating during Annihilation Week and then shamelessly talking in the DR about how she regrets not taking the money :joker: Her attitude is so refreshing and her posh whisper voice is just sooooo enchanting like I could listen to her recite the ingredients off of a box of candy and I would be enthralled.

[Epic.]

Day 35/36/37/38 Highlights (Nicholas Ejected, Nichola Evicted; Claire Enters)
1. Nick (-)
2. Darren (-)
3. Anna (-)
4. Melanie (-)
Claire
5. Nichola (-)
6. Tom (-)
7. Craig (-)

Day 39/40/41 Highlights (Anna, Craig, Darren and Thomas nominated)
1. Darren
2. Anna
3. Melanie
4. Claire
5. Tom
6. Craig

[Epic.]

Day 39/40/41 Highlights (Anna, Craig, Darren and Thomas nominated)
1. Darren
2. Anna
3. Melanie
4. Claire
5. Tom
6. Craig

Day 42/43 Highlights (Thomas Evicted)
1. Darren (-)
2. Anna (-)
3. Melanie (-)
4. Tom (+1)
5. Claire (-1)
6. Craig (-)

[Epic.]

For anyone's forgotten, an inside joke by the BB1 housemates is using the "It's only a gameshow" catchphrase, which makes nominations easier for them to do, but now it's been used at the most inappropriate time possible

*after Darren makes his nominations in the DR and must clarify to Big Brother*
Darren: Melanie... and, Claire, NO SORRY! MELANIE... and... Craig!
Anna: Ahhhh
Melanie: ♫ ♪♫ IT'S ONLY A GAMESHOOOW IT'S ONLY A GAMESHOOOW IT'S ONLY A GAMESHOOOW, it's only a gameshooow :whistle: ♫ ♪♫
Marcus: "When Darren raised his voice to clarify his nominations, some of the group overheard him say Melanie's name..."
Anna: *facepalms self with pillow*
Darren: *struts out of diary room* ♫ ♪♫ It's, only, a game, show, it's only a game shooow. :clap2: ♫ ♪♫
https://i.imgur.com/PTgJS2V.jpg
Marcus: "Darren doesn't know he's been overheard..."

Darren doing that ****ing dance and acting completely oblivious, almost looking arrogant, made him look like an even bigger tit, this is gold :laugh3:.

[Epic.]

And now he pulls Melanie aside and is blaming the producers for having him be overheard :skull:

"I can't BELIEVE they just MADE that happen that's so ****ing SICK! :sad: "

[Epic.]

"I only nominated you ONCE before! :) "

Um now Darren you actually nominated her TWICE before this :joker:.

[Matthew.]

For anyone's forgotten, an inside joke by the BB1 housemates is using the "It's only a gameshow" catchphrase, which makes nominations easier for them to do, but now it's been used at the most inappropriate time possible

*after Darren makes his nominations in the DR and must clarify to Big Brother*
Darren: Melanie... and, Claire, NO SORRY! MELANIE... and... Craig!
Anna: Ahhhh
Melanie: ♫ ♪♫ IT'S ONLY A GAMESHOOOW IT'S ONLY A GAMESHOOOW IT'S ONLY A GAMESHOOOW, it's only a gameshooow :whistle: ♫ ♪♫
Marcus: "When Darren raised his voice to clarify his nominations, some of the group overheard him say Melanie's name..."
Anna: *facepalms self with pillow*
Darren: *struts out of diary room* ♫ ♪♫ It's, only, a game, show, it's only a game shooow. :clap2: ♫ ♪♫
https://i.imgur.com/PTgJS2V.jpg
Marcus: "Darren doesn't know he's been overheard..."

Darren doing that ****ing dance and acting completely oblivious, almost looking arrogant, made him look like an even bigger tit, this is gold :laugh3:.

Fff it’s like something out of a sitcom :joker::joker::joker:

[Epic.]

I'm SCREAMING, Melanie has effortlessly guilt-tripped Darren into voting her to the point of him having an emotionless and forced strop in the diary room of how he MUST change his nominations, and then the producers actually let him happen, but now he's not only CHANGING his votes, but he's changed from Melanie to Claire purely on the basis of his legendarily cowardly nominations :joker:. Which can mean only one thing!

"I would like to nominate Claire and Craig. I would like to nominate Claire because um, she's just had a little baby brother born and she hasn't had the opportunity to see him? Um and she's dying to see her little baby brother, and Craig like the reason I gave before, to see if his garage, business is fallen through, it's got a bit of problems at home? Which I'd like to find out whether it's okay or not."

He's a brilliant housemate to say the least :love:.

[Epic.]

“Just thought I’d come in for a little chat because it’s doing my head in after hearing about the nominations and that and it’s really changed my opinions of some people... Darren explained his reasons for nominating and it’s like... what... :conf: that’s your reasons, you’re... these people are this close to the end and you’re nominating them because of such and such a reason? THEN, and then, he wants to change his nominations! That, to me, spoke volumes. :idc: That, to me, spoke utter guilt. It was just like, he said, oh I want to change them. He didn’t say I want to do them again, he said I want to change them, I want to change them, I didn’t mean it, I didn’t mean it, then why did you nominate them in the first place? It’s very interesting and it’s completely changed my outlook on certain people here. :idc: Craig told us also how he voted, I am GOBSMACKED by both their attitudes, by both of their ways of thinking, it’s so... wanting to win, which I suppose is fair enough, it’s a game show, there’s money up for grabs, but voting people that you get on with? I just want to go up to Darren and aay YOU... LITTLE ****, YOU. Craig and Melanie, fair enough, lovely girl who’s been here a week and a half, what is your reason for doing that. I just think it’s CRAP. Stupid game show. I just want to go home. Again. Don’t want to talk to anyone. Just want to switch off and get pissed. And not talk to anyone for a week until I get evicted. And sod them and their selfish ways. :inamood:”

Anna snapped?

Just reached this, it was so witty :joker::joker::joker:.

[Epic.]

That episode actually aired on my birthday as well, what a gem<3.

[Epic.]

The housemates reluctantly missing Nick and his presence :clap1:.

Darren: I would just be like "HELLO Nick..." :devil:

[Epic.]

Day 42/43 Highlights (Thomas Evicted)
1. Darren (-)
2. Anna (-)
3. Melanie (-)
4. Tom (+1)
5. Claire (-1)
6. Craig (-)

Day 46/47/48 Highlights (Claire, Craig, Darren and Melanie nominated Claire and Craig nominated)
1. Darren
2. Anna
3. Melanie
4. Claire
5. Craig

[Matthew.]

https://i.imgur.com/VdifMZ1.png

“I look like Mr Potato Head”

[Matthew.]

Helen: “I can’t find anything wrong with Paul!”
Brian: “Well, OPEN YOUR EYES! OPEN YOUR EARS! You’ll find a lot I can assure you!”

[Matthew.]

Week 8 - Paul evicted
1. Brian (-)
2. Helen (-)
3. Elizabeth (-)
4. Dean (+1)
5. Paul (+1)

Week 9 - Elizabeth evicted
1. Brian (-)
2. Helen (-)
3. Elizabeth (-) (that audition tape :joker: LIFE IS FOR LIVING!!!)
4. Dean (-)

[bbuk19]

Just started a BB10 rewatch. I'm up to Day 4 Eviction. Poor Angel in the diary room breaking down because she's weird and maybe misunderstood. Feel sorry for Beinazir being evicted in such a cruel way. However at least she went during a live show, compared to some of the backdoor evictions in the channel 5 era. I will do a ranking of all the housemates just before the second eviction. At the moment loving Angel, Freddie (just waiting for his downfall once Bea arrives), Sophia, Marcus and Rodrigo. Not liking Safia, Kris and Karley. Also I forgot how much i LOVE the graphics and titles for this series :love:

[Epic.]

I thought these BB1 recap shows would just be about the episodes I've already seen but they actually include the missing ones that didn't air so I'm watching them now (starting with the latest one and I'll go backwards) and they're a riot :love:.

They all had to make a sculpture of themselves but only now I'm seeing the build-up to it where Craig messes with Darren's sculpture and then there's this hilarious Marcus narration whilst Darren storms off to the bedroom in a huff :joker::joker:

"Darren decides to get Craig BACK for playing with his sculpture! Him and Claire are going to hide Craig's favorite chocolate bars.
*Darren and Claire hug each other in celebration*

:laugh3:.

[Epic.]

Darren seeing Melanie hunched over a table and blurting out "That's very SEXUAL..." before climbing on top of her and being all like "......ya alright :wink: "
:laugh2:

[Epic.]

Craig confronting everyone for nominating him in a really smarmy way and then the next day telling Darren that the whole crowd at the eviction 'must have' been there just for him because Claire was too new for anyone to care about.

https://67.media.tumblr.com/5225bb72646ec12e16d72a273a026698/tumblr_o8i6daQzHH1v9roxto2_400.gif

Ugh just reached this

[Epic.]

Day 46/47/48 Highlights (Claire, Craig, Darren and Melanie nominated Claire and Craig nominated)
1. Darren
2. Anna
3. Melanie
4. Claire
5. Craig

Day 49/50/51/52 Highlights (+30/31 Highlights and 44/45 Highlights) (Claire Evicted)
1. Darren (-)
2. Anna (-)
3. Melanie (-)
4. Claire (-)
5. Craig (-)

[Matthew.]

**long post**

Big Brother 2

And my BB2 watch has come to an end. I started off about a month ago, and then left it because I wasn’t that interested, came back to it and finished it off in just over a week, which I’m not being cocky or anything, but go me. :D (Because most of the episodes are only 20 mins long) But tbh BB2 isn’t as bad as it’s made out to be. It’s not the most exciting series and if I’m honest it is probably my least favourite series so far but I still enjoyed it nonetheless. Here are my ranks and thoughts of the housemates of 2001.

https://i.imgur.com/BartZAF.jpg


1. Narinder: Narinder was hilarious as a housemate from word go for me, whether it be her friendship with Brian or her rants in the Diary Room, there was always something to laugh at when Narinder was around, especially her interview which I think might be my favourite eviction interview of all time? “Paul is the most boring person I’ve ever met”/“I feel fine, I could have nominated about 6 people”/“Bubble thinks he’s great and he’s ****e.”/“Hiya I just need a chat sorry am eating a biscuit” Helen doing Narinder’s hair for her eviction, and then she walks out and Narinder’s just like “I want Amma out, I want Bubble out, I want Helen out” ffff :joker: A top 10 housemate. :clap1:

2. Brian: What I like so much about Brian is his humour and his wit, and the fact that he’s good fun. Which I will now give examples of.



(Elizabeth and Narinder are playing a game of indoor tennis)



“All the ladies are ready. May the best wench win. Bosoms out girls. Here we go.”
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/02/brian.png

(game starts)

“OHHH Elizabeth Woodcock fifteen love! Miss Kaur has opted for a delectable yellow Versace* top, and Miss Woodcock went for a more delectable Armani, red, cashmere, breast revealing top, with matching baggy trousers from Marks and Spencers! :hee: And Miss Kaur’s jeans, ruffed at the ends, very in this season. Very competitive game, ohhhh falling!”
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/02/brian.png

*pronounced “verce-ace” as opposed to “ver-sachay”

It’s Bubble’s turn in the dancing task, he runs towards the garden which results in this…

https://media.giphy.com/media/iesEw8p3UoiqMNzgCk/giphy.gif

...and hurting himself. Dean and Paul help him into the Diary Room, where he is greeted by Brian, who says “Yep, hi, hello! Flight to Miami, sir, business class, the last person boarding. Bubble Ferguson, is it? I’m delaying the flight, sir. Economy’s on the left. :hee:” as he shuts the door :joker:

*The housemates are doing a taste test of 10 gourmet cheeses*

Josh: “Smell that.”
Helen: “AHHH that STINKS! :umm2:”
Brian: “That smells like something I expelled when I was 14 in my bed. :hehe:”
Elizabeth: “Oh, Brian. :rolleyes:”
Helen: … (it clicks) “BRIAN! :oh:”
Brian: “I’m sorry but it does!”

Brian: “I’m not getting on with Josh at all, he’s not getting on with me, we just need alcohol don’t you agree?”
Josh: “Just a touch.”
Brian: “Just to relax.”
Josh: “A couple more bottles would be fantastic.”
Brian: “Yeah, would be fan- ama- yeah”
BB: “There will be no more alcohol coming into the house tonight.”
Brian: “What’s your name? :lovedup: You’ve got a very relaxing voice? :lovedup:”
BB: “This is Big Brother.”
Brian: “Do they call you Big Brother for a reason? :lovedup: Ok so are you single? :lovedup:”
Josh: “Brian… :joker: I’m going. I’m not sitting here while you get a date.
Brian: “Are you seeing anyone? :lovedup: Are you seeing Big Sister? (Josh leads him out the diary room) HAVE YOU GOT A BOY OR GIRLFRIEND? :lovedup:”

“Helloooo? We’re being held against our will! Honestly! It looks like TV but it’s not! They make us smile for bread and water! Do you believe me? My name’s not even Brian! I’m Simon! Simon O’Doherty! I’m an actor!”
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/02/brian.png

Helen: “I can’t find anything wrong with Paul!”
Brian: “Well, OPEN YOUR EYES! OPEN YOUR EARS! You’ll find a lot I can assure you!”


https://i.imgur.com/VdifMZ1.png

“I look like Mr Potato Head”

3. Helen: The original Big Brother simpleton :love: Examples of Helen’s dimness being endearing (aka Helenisms) include but are not limited to: Telling us that she likes blinking. :p Wondering if there is chicken in chickpeas. :p Not understanding why “magic” is spelled with a g and not a j. :p Asking why after Paul asks her for her phone number. :p Being surprised that there was more than one person facing the public vote. :p Licking a plate so she doesn’t need to wash it. (This is probably more appreciated by a viewer than a housemate tbh) :p Her main problem with intruders being that they weren’t friendly. :p Having to clarify whether a dove was a bird or not :p

4. Penny: I THINK I AM GOING TOMORROW!!!!! I THINK NI- UH SEVEN PEOPLE VOTED ME OUT!!!!!!!

5. Amma: I thought Amma was a pretty good housemate, in spite of a few opinions I’ve seen online which claim that Amma was dull, which I disagree with because a) *brushes hair at 2am, pissing Penny Ellis off in the process*, and b) YOU ARE SSSSMALL… SSSSSMUG… AND SSSHITT. I HAAAAAATE YOU!!!!!!!! FRIDAY HURRY UP AND COME, HE’S A ****ING SSHIT. :oh: :oh: :oh:

6. Elizabeth: I actually quite like Elizabeth and feel as though she’s quite underrated, to the point where she almost borders on green but I can’t do that because that would mean putting as a better housemate than Shahbaz, Shabnam and Arthur, which she’s not quite to those levels, so orange it is. Times such as the most embarrassing thing she’s ever done is have a pee at the side of the road, and wanting to smack Helen over the head (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=10652746&postcount=4413) :love: Oh and that audition tape :joker: FOR ANYONE THAT SAYS I AM AN EXPERIENCE JUNKIE MAYBE I AM! BUT WHAT’S LIFE FOR IT’S FOR LIVING!!!!!!

7. Josh: I can’t think of anything interesting to say about Josh Rafter and I am doing this write up straight after his interview so at least something is fresh in my head. He owned a really expensive pair of trousers. He was tall. Brian didn’t like him. Oh and apparently his real name was Paul which meant there were 3 Pauls on this series :joker: #JusticeForAnne

https://media.giphy.com/media/YkheL2uc0hcjuxlYUX/giphy.gif

8. Stuart: Apart from this scream of a gif (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=10647656&postcount=4334) I created (:douf:) Stuart didn’t really do anything of interest? However, I’ve seen a few people say that he was a lesser version of Nasty Nick which I never saw and I also thought that Stuart came across as a nice man whenever he decided to speak. (which wasn’t very often)

9. Paul: Paul was just a bit of a bore really. He got with Helen and bought her the Gucci handbag and shoes she wanted which was nice but the fact that he was hailed as some sort of brilliant housemate (which he was not btw, Hardeep did the always nominated thing better) is something I don’t get, especially when he nominated Josh because he thought he might be pretending to be gay. a) Wtf. :umm2: b) You’re a dick for that. :umm2: c) How paranoid can one be. :umm2:

10. Bubble: BUBBLE HOLD ME. :o But I didn’t like Bubble. He started off as being quite upbeat and then that went tits up and became the most miserable bastard alive, which was not only draining to watch, it got him evicted from the house! :D I also didn’t like the way he treated Brian sometimes, including complaining that he apparently gets away with more because he’s gay (Paul did this too), and also acting like Brian was apparently heterophobic for saying he wants Josh to stay so there was at least one other gay person in the house, both of these combined REALLY doesn’t reflect well on Bubble as an individual. :nono:

11. Dean: Ok so you don’t have to be OTT or even central to the series on BB to be likeable, I understand that. I’ve supported housemates that have been a bit under the radar before. But GOOD GOD this boy takes the absolute piss. :facepalm: Not being rude or anything but Dean was such a waste of a housemate. He never said anything of interest, he’s boring, he’s dry and he could honestly put me to sleep with how dull he is as an individual. All he ever did was complain and occasionally play a guitar. And remember the time that he had to wear pink trousers and a white tshirt with a love heart and complained about “having to dress as a homosexual” and then getting picked up on it by Brian, and justifying it by saying “No but that’s what I think a homosexual looks like!” :umm2: And he ended up getting 3rd place, meaning this bull**** lasted for the whole series. Good luck to any future watchers. :idc:

[Epic.]

And now time for one last awful Darren nomination :love:.

"I am going to nominate Melanie and Anna. And my full and honest reason for choosing them is that, we have to do it, there's three people out there to choose, and um, I spoke to Craig a couple days ago and he felt a bit uneasy at the fact that he was nominated three times for real? And you kind of feel like you're not wanted and he has? So I'm nominating Melanie, and Anna."

These aren't even reasons :joker:.

[Epic.]

Day 49/50/51/52 Highlights (+30/31 Highlights and 44/45 Highlights) (Claire Evicted)
1. Darren (-)
2. Anna (-)
3. Melanie (-)
4. Claire (-)
5. Craig (-)

Day 53/54 Highlights (Craig, Darren and Melanie nominated)
1. Darren
2. Anna
3. Melanie
4. Craig

[Epic.]

*when a chicken is going near the cauliflowers the housemates are planting in the garden*

Melanie: Oh bang that chicken away from the cauliflowers!
Darren: Right... *storms off to garden in a huff* That's it chicken gets it! HAVE YOU HEARD OF CHICKEN RUN! *dramatically marches over to chicken and lifts it up* ♪♫♬ Suuuurely! ♪♫♬
Melanie: :joker:
Darren: *dramatically lifts roof of jacuzzi* She's GOING IN! Going in there mate...

Look at that! LOOK AT THAT! ...D'YA WANNA GO IN THERE! AH-HEH-HEH-HEH! *hurls chicken into oblivion*
https://s3.gifyu.com/images/ahehehhe.gif

*closes roof of jacuzzi* You STAY! AWAY! *spots Marjorie* Marjorie come here! Come here Marjorie. Come here. *makes pop noises* Come. *makes pop noises*
Come on chickens!
https://s3.gifyu.com/images/popop.gif

Darren going from dropping a chicken to one side without hesitation to suddenly calling Marjorie and only caring about her, only to discover ALL the chickens are coming, and invites the chickens into his grasp for no real reason :laugh3::laugh3:.

[Epic.]

Aw Melanie's eviction is quite sad :(. When her name was announced to be evicted, the whole crowd was cheering loudly so she assumed it meant that she was really popular (as it was the first series before people could catch on about stuff like that), but then she leaves and is the only BB1 housemate to be booed because in actuality she was disliked and the crowd were simply cheering because they were happy she was evicted </3.

[Epic.]

Darren trying to make a baby doll fall asleep by whispering "Shh shh shh, alright, shh shh shh yes, I know, I know, I'm SORRY, good girl"

"I'm afraid to put her back down now!"
https://i.imgur.com/sAFrw7m.gif

[Epic.]

And now he's putting the doll to sleep and gloats in Anna's face about it :laugh2:
https://s3.gifyu.com/images/gloat.gif

[Epic.]

*Craig is in the jacuzzi and Darren is in the bedroom while his pretend baby is crying*
Craig: WILL YA SHUT THAT BABY UP CRYAN? DARREN RELAX OUT THERE... :laugh:
Darren: *puts baby to sleep* ............ *imitates Craig* Shat up Crrrraig! *stops imitation to put on fake deep voice* You leave mah baby aloone :bawling:

[Epic.]

Day 53/54 Highlights (Craig, Darren and Melanie nominated)
1. Darren
2. Anna
3. Melanie
4. Craig

Day 55/56/57/58/59 Highlights (Melanie Evicted)
1. Darren (-)
2. Anna (-)
3. Melanie (-)
4. Craig (-)

[Epic.]

Day 55/56/57/58/59 Highlights (Melanie Evicted)
1. Darren (-)
2. Anna (-)
3. Melanie (-)
4. Craig (-)

Day 60/61/62 Highlights
1. Darren
2. Anna
3. Craig

One of my favorite final weeks ever :love:. An all-around lovely way to conclude a series by having a small selection of finalists just having fun together, acting like their own group, being very differing personalities, a way a final week of the show deserves to be :love:.

[Epic.]

Davina: Okay now listen I've got some quick questions I wanna ask you about the people in the house, right? Quick questions, quick answers. Who was the FUNNIEST?
Darren: The funniest was ANNA.
Crowd: *cheer*
Darren:
https://i.imgur.com/fkDrUtd.gif
Davina: Who was the LAZIEST?
Darren: The laziest, the laziest was PROBABLYYYYYYYY UHHHHH *points hand around* MYSELF!
https://s3.gifyu.com/images/laziest357e5da08dd78e8f.gif
Davina: Aww, who was the most competitive?
Darren: The most competitive uhhhhh Nicholas! :smug:
Davina: Now do your Nicholas face!
Darren: My Nicholas face? :laugh:
Davina: You do it.
Darren:
https://s3.gifyu.com/images/face71d4ec8b54d97447.gif
Davina: Ahh very good :joker:. Who would you most like to see again?
Darren: Uhh Anna.
Crowd: *cheer*
Darren: Aaaand Mel AND Caroline AND Sada!
https://s3.gifyu.com/images/and.gif

:laugh3:.

Not long before this he also said he was stuck between who he wanted to win between Craig and Anna but he's clearly lying to himself with how he included Anna in all the positive questions and never mentioned Craig, as well as saying he essentially wants to see all the females again but forgetting about Nichola and Claire's existence :joker::joker:

[Epic.]

Aww Darren getting reunited with his kids at the end of his interview and getting emotional about it. :love:. He may have been an animated presence, but he's one of the kindest and loveliest housemates to ever go on the show :lovedup:.

[Epic.]

Them not bringing Nicholas out till near the end of the final so he can come out, get booed by everyone and so he can give Craig the prize money :skull:.

[Epic.]

Alright BB1 completed, and with that, edgic time!

https://i.imgur.com/qJ4Eo1q.png

This must be one of the quickest watches I've done, but over time I got so immersed in this basic premise the show used to be. BB1 rarely relies on any tricks or twists outside of Claire being a late entrant having already seen the show so it really was a perfect summation of what a social experiment looks like. Even the way the house is designed looks so archaic and normal, it's as if the show did not realize the kind of cultural staple it would become :love:. And even in spite of all that, it has this distinct charm to it where it feels like you're watching a normal and down-to-earth group of people only for sudden random and hilariously memorable moments to occur every now and again, very balanced :love:. It doesn't nearly wow me the same way as classic series like BB5/6 do, but it stands tall as my third favorite series for being a very old milestone of TV that ages surprisingly really well even 19 years later :love:.

[aaronneely2017]

Alright BB1 completed, and with that, edgic time!

https://i.imgur.com/qJ4Eo1q.png

This must be one of the quickest watches I've done, but over time I got so immersed in this basic premise the show used to be. BB1 rarely relies on any tricks or twists outside of Claire being a late entrant having already seen the show so it really was a perfect summation of what a social experiment looks like. Even the way the house is designed looks so archaic and normal, it's as if the show did not realize the kind of cultural staple it would become :love:. And even in spite of all that, it has this distinct charm to it where it feels like you're watching a normal and down-to-earth group of people only for sudden random and hilariously memorable moments to occur every now and again, very balanced :love:. It doesn't nearly wow me the same way as classic series like BB5/6 do, but it stands tall as my third favorite series for being a very old milestone of TV that ages surprisingly really well even 19 years later :love:.

Great to hear you enjoyed BB1!! I loved it myself too, its nice looking back at the innocence of the show back then, the housemates acctually didn't think anyone was watching and the nasty nick confrontation is my personal favourite BB moment of all time!

Its a shame that old school BB gets a lot of stick for being boring, for a lot of people feel they've aged badly over the course of time, but tbh it was when the show was at its best, i always look back at the early ones (1-7) with great joy, the show at its peak!

[Luca93]

Lists of BB left to watch

BB 12
BB 15
BB 16
BB 17
BB 18

list of CBB

i watched only cbb 1-9-11-15

any suggestion to make ?

[Jake.]

BB17 is a great series!

[Greg!]

Lists of BB left to watch

BB 12
BB 15
BB 16
BB 17
BB 18

list of CBB

i watched only cbb 1-9-11-15

any suggestion to make ?

BB18 is the best normal BB out of that list imo. 17 is also really entertaining. 15 is bad but has some rootable housemates. 12 and 16 are awful.

You should watch CBB17 or 22, both are really good in different ways

[Tony Montana]

Lists of BB left to watch

BB 12
BB 15
BB 16
BB 17
BB 18

list of CBB

i watched only cbb 1-9-11-15

any suggestion to make ?

BB17 is the best from your list.

[Daniel.]

Starting BB9....NOW

[Matthew.]

Maybe a bit soon after my BB2 watch but I started BB3 because of the Jade documentary that’s on at the minute and I’d like to watch it having an idea of what she was like in both series?* And also I’d like to just say that Sandy Cumming is my new favourite housemate of all time.

*proceeds to put her at the bottom. (Not influenced by CBB5 btw)

Alex being annoyed that 9/11 overshadowed his modelling campaign for Armani :laugh2: Lynne turning her VT into a flat tour instead of talking about herself :love: Lee’s hobbies being “I LOVE TRAINING. I LOVE FOOTBALL. I LOVE COLLECTING STAMPS.” :love:

Launch
1. Sandy
2. Alex
3. Alison
4. Lynne
5. Lee
6. Sunita
7. Jonny
8. Spencer
9. Adele
10. Kate
11. PJ
12. Jade

[Jake.]

I think I’m gonna watch bb3 after I’ve finished 6

[aaronneely2017]

Maybe a bit soon after my BB2 watch but I started BB3 because of the Jade documentary that’s on at the minute and I’d like to watch it having an idea of what she was like in both series?* And also I’d like to just say that Sandy Cumming is my new favourite housemate of all time.

*proceeds to put her at the bottom. (Not influenced by CBB5 btw)

Alex being annoyed that 9/11 overshadowed his modelling campaign for Armani :laugh2: Lynne turning her VT into a flat tour instead of talking about herself :love: Lee’s hobbies being “I LOVE TRAINING. I LOVE FOOTBALL. I LOVE COLLECTING STAMPS.” :love:

Launch
1. Sandy
2. Alex
3. Alison
4. Lynne
5. Lee
6. Sunita
7. Jonny
8. Spencer
9. Adele
10. Kate
11. PJ
12. Jade

Yes BB3!! Im tempted to rewatch this one! Alex Sibley is a top 5 housemate for me, Sandy is a legend too!! Such a bizarre audition tape:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Macie Lightfoot]

BB17 Week 4 Edgic, Ranking, and Thots:

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1. Laura (the transcontinental love story of Laurita and Bernardo is legitimately one of the funniest things I've seen on this show and everything about its execution was perfect)
Charlie (she was kinda low-key this week so her sendoff wasn't even that great BUT Charlie truly surrendered her entire self to the BB experience and to Jason and we owe a lot to her for that. Her blanking Jason on her way out was a MOOD and her eviction interview was excellent because she came off as the perfect in-between of self-aware and still completely delusional :love:)
Emma (shamelessly hitting the button repeatedly to bring her hunky boy in and sending everyone else into a tailspin, and then breaking out through the fire exit because Jackson got on her case one too many times about it is truly the perfect ending to her story :love:)
2. Jayne (shocking but I think I'm starting to get Jayne? Her holding an intervention with Charlie and frantically telling her IT'S ALWAYS THE WOMAN O_O and then her DR temper tantrum over the chili con carne was the first one I actually enjoyed because "DON'T ****ING GIVE ME THAT ****, LADY!" nearly made me spit out my drink. Ready for her to annihilate Chelsea x)
3. Evelyn (still a fun beta but this nomance with Alex is starting to test my patience a little bit bc how boring)
4. Lateysha (OTTfun and perfectly fine! I don't really have anything to say about her but she doesn't bother me at all. Maybe mildly with her bedroom clique but even then it's suuuper mild and not actually offensive to my viewing so)
5. Jason (he's clooooose to slipping into yellow because his temper tantrum over being nominated was Not A Good Look and I totally can see Jayne and Charlie's point about how he's super conscious of how he's coming across and is constantly looking for that validation from others in the house that he's in the right. Will be curious to see how he is without Charlie there and with the.... events of Annihilation Week)
6. Alex (he was like Sam BB14 levels of UTRP1 for the longest time and now he's in a dreadfully boring nomance with Evelyn and I don't know which is worse? The only thing that was miiildly interesting was how he clocked from the pool party task that you get punished in the house if you can't cope with any sort of adversity but like... he's a human Speak & Spell)
7. Hughie ("okay Andy but I just want to tell you that I think you're a liar and a story carrier" WE GET IT HOOIE SHUT UP.)
8. Andy (STONED TO DEATH!!!!!! THROWN OFF BUILDINGS!!!!!!!!!!)
9. Ryan (for someone who's so ~wacky~ and ~zany~ he's just there)
10. Sam (thankfully was a nonfactor this week)
11. Chelsea (thankfully the bedroom clique clocked onto the fact that he's faker than faux fur and I cannot WAIT for him to get annihilated. Also like.... you couldn't even make a fight about a pancake interesting)
12. Jackson (obnoxious about the loved ones Shopping Task and made such a big production out of whether or not to see his kid when EVERYONE GAVE HIM PERMISSION TO like ew you Tesco Siavash)

whoops, I'm at the point where I have all the girls above all the guys :skull:

This week was...... not really that good in my opinion? It definitely had some good stuff with the Laurita/Bernardo love story and STONED TO DEATH!!! THROWN OFF BUILDINGS!!! but other than that it was a very lifeless week that definitely lacked some good Charlie/Jason drama among other things. The Shopping Task felt like it consumed the entire week and while the Laura/Bernardo and Emma/Josh stuff was fun, the novelty of the task wore off after one episode and it was dragged out for three. I don't even remember anything that happened outside of the task really, which definitely isn't a good sign. Hoping Annihilation Week is a beautiful disaster that brings some life back into this show.

BB17 Week 5 Edgic, Ranking, and Thots:

https://i.imgur.com/K8LVXEY.png

1. Laura (I just love her floaty, whispery voice as she just saunters from room to room saying random stuff, like when she kept saying "I pressed the button" during the Lateysha boot even though nobody cared. And we have officially entered The Passion of Laura Carter in the latest episode, where she proceeded to individually corner each person who voted to evict her during the Ryan boot, had a random argument with Sam, and then had an amazing April Lewis-esque DR where she basically told the GBP to **** off if they can't get over what she did Week 1 with Marco :love:)
2. Evelyn (more like EveWIN am I right? God what a righteous force this season needed. The stuff with Alex is tired and boring but man she just was just relentless in the best way possible with calling out Jackson on all of his bull**** each ****ing day. Also, "Be prepared for offensive language and risky pranks" right before he stuffed herself in a suitcase for Alex asdfjkl)
3. Jayne (she gets a lot of bull**** from everyone else about how she complains too much about how she wants to leave but we don't really see that? Instead we just see a MORP random old lady who's floating along in the house having fun banter with people and it's cute. Also like... between outlasting Chelsea, surviving her supposedly obvious boot during the Lateysha thing, and giving The Look at Ryan mere days before single-handedly evicting him in a bin bag, Annihilation Week was really the week of Jayne's victories so gj hun)
Lateysha (I'm pretty neutral leaning towards positive on her. I kinda hated the self-righteousness around her boot where she was supposedly the most deserving bc she's a mother or summat, but I looooooved the moment so much because I guess you really had an impact in the house if people are literally screaming in horror at your eviction. I just wish it translated more into the telly? I've said it before, that she's a mildly fun enough personally but a mild annoyance with her position in the house)
4. Jason (eh I can't really work out my feelings on him anymore! On one hand, his roles in the Lateysha and Ryan evictions are undeniably iconic and need to be appreciated. On the other hand, it's getting a little too... CPM season ruiner-lite to me? Like he's kinda really weak and annoying with his reasons for evicting Lateysha and even though Ryan telling Alex to **** Evelyn in the ass is kinda repulsive, Jason was kind of a little too self-serious about it for my liking? Also I swear "this is the first time I've done something selfish in this house" has to be a line that Ziggy and/or Aaron used at one point :skull:)
5. Andy (I am SHOCKED but he was kinda irrelevant this week? Despite having yet another CPM rating this week, he kinda ****ed off into the background once he was immune so I'm glad he least did that)
6. Alex (LOOK at that MORM3 break out. He was still boring alol like I don't care at all about the Evelyn **** and he couldn't even be entertaining when he shamelessly took £5000 after claiming that he wouldn't mess with the prize fund)
7. Sam (I guess he existed this week? He was a little bitch who couldn't handle when Laura told him that he got booed though alol but that was more of a Laura moment so)
8. Hughie (IDK guys like I get it but I totally don't. He really is just as bad as Natalie when it comes to being argumentative and railroading people for no reason, and even when he's had a light week it's just gotten soooo exhausting. Like he got in a screaming match bc he was annoying during a Task and everyone told him to shut the **** up so BB could speak but he was indignant to that? He vowed to never speak to Jason again because he doesn't remember Ryan telling Alex to **** Evelyn in the ass? He shoved his dick into the face of a zebra statue?! I'm sooooo glad I'm not subjected into any more Ryan/Hooie scenes even though the one about his D'Emily tattoo was legitimately funny bc that's the kind of stupid I watch this show for)
Ryan (okay so I don't hate him as much as I thought he would but he's just sooooo stupid and not an endearing way. Making slurping noises as he and Hooie made out, mounting Hooie and a zebra statue, being indignant to any criticism he receives and taking it as a personal attack... like it just felt like he was going through the greatest hits of Being A Good Housemate except it was all stuff we've seen before and he's just a certain kind of fame***** that physically repulses me)
Chelsea (alol I don't even know what to say, there were five minutes when everyone was like "aww Chelsea :(" when they evicted him but the rest of his time in his two episodes this week were just people talking **** about him for threatening physical violence with or without cameras and just being a wannabe tough guy. He's PAFFETIC)
9. Jackson (it's all been documented in previous posts so all I'm going to say is, in the words of DigitalSpy, ur mask is slippin hun.......x On one hand, if this was a proper series of 64-93 days hoooly **** he would've had an extreme downfall, but at the same time I could not handle the prospect of 50 more days of Jackson so it's for the best)

This week was solidly okay! One one hand, Annihilation Week went about as well as it could have. Nobody was evicted who I actually cared about, the Lateysha eviction is legitimately iconic, the Ryan one is particularly humiliating, Evelyn and Laura became an amazing Batman/Robin duo despite being cast as vapid tit girls who should not have made it past Week 3, lots of good stuff! On the other hand, Annihilation Week as a concept is just wayyyyy too Channel 5 feedback loop for me to fully enjoy. Like the entire premise is HE'S A GAMEPLAYER!!! and GREEDY BASTARD!!! and HE'S INNIT FOR THE MONEY!!! and HERE'S A TASK THAT INVOLVES US REVEALING WHO THE PUBLIC THINKS IS THE FAKEST!!! so with that all being in the works this week only could have been so good.

Happy to only have one more week left tbh, even if it's a longer one (I'm not breaking it up into two weeks on my chart bc one of them would be like two highlight shows and the funale soooo no.) Will be glad to finish so quickly!

[Luca93]

Started CBB UK 2007, because I heard it was controversial.

Wasn't a massive fan of the Shilpa's VT. I felt like she felt in a way superior.
Denis is the big character with him jumping in the pool and answering bad to BB gave me life lmaooo.
So Jade is entering in this episode let's see how this goes.

1. Ken Jackson
2. Donnie
3. Cleo
4. Leo
5. Ian
6. Dirk
7. Jemain
8.Shilpa
9. Carol
10. Johann
11. Daniele LLoyd

Really don't dislike anyone.

[Epic.]

One last series left to do a first watch of; BB2, starting today.

Launch (a.k.a. Day 1 Highlights)
1. Brian
2. Narinder
3. Penny
4. Helen
5. Amma
6. Bubble
7. Stuart
8. Elizabeth
9. Dean
10. Paul

The only launch that included the housemates entering + their first full day in the house and it was pretty enjoyable and evenly edited for a first episode :love:. I'm not holding my breath too long however cause I rarely hear good feedback about this series, or maybe just not enough people have watched it yet :laugh:.

[aaronneely2017]

One last series left to do a first watch of; BB2, starting today.

Launch (a.k.a. Day 1 Highlights)
1. Brian
2. Narinder
3. Penny
4. Helen
5. Amma
6. Bubble
7. Stuart
8. Elizabeth
9. Dean
10. Paul

The only launch that included the housemates entering + their first full day in the house and it was pretty enjoyable and evenly edited for a first episode :love:. I'm not holding my breath too long however cause I rarely hear good feedback about this series, or maybe just not enough people have watched it yet :laugh:.


The first four weeks are brilliant, it kinda drags by week 5 and nothing much really happens

[Daniel.]

So i'm on day 5 of BB9 and I have enjoyed the first few episodes! I won't do a rank until I get to the first eviction but I am liking Stephanie, Mikey, Sylvia and Dale most at the moment. Alexandra too kinda.

[Jake.]

So the fifth eviction is over and this week in general has just been really interesting :love: The Live Eviction episode itself was probably one of the best of the series too, pretty uncomfortable but some amazing arguments.

Day 33/34/35(Live Eviction)/36(Saskia Evicted)
1. Makosi
Been a bit quiet since cidergate but she’s still the most interesting and is still playing the best game.
2. Derek
I don’t think I’ll ever bore of Derek’s commentary?
“She just looks like a witch.”
“I’d rather go to a public execution.”
Vanessa: “Sorry, can you just give us five minutes?”, Derek: “No, is the short answer to that, I must get on.”
He’s just fantastic and I feel foolish for ever saying otherwise.
3. Kemal
“At least someone got wet tonight... and it wasn’t Saskia.”
Kemal helped make the fifth week legendary and it makes such a change as to how he was the week before. Literally, no ****s given. He handled himself against Maxwell and Saskia brilliantly.
4. Science
His stubbornness can sometimes be on the line of being irritating (i.e. refusing to take on any role in the task other than the narrator), but he’s still a fantastic housemate and like Kemal, his approach to Maxwell is amazing.
5. Vanessa
“GUESS WHAT THAT DIRTY LITTLE PROSTITUTE JUST SAID TO ME!”
Again, she doesn’t feature much but when she does she’s an absolute mess :love:
6. Saskia
Ok so wait, hear me out. Saskia was awful and **** having to live with her, but her final week was without a doubt iconic. The desperation, the fear of being evicted, shagging Maxwell (or whatever it was they were doing) thinking it would do some good, the delusion of her thinking she would beat anyone else aside from Maxwell, going off like a bomb and making herself even more disliked by the housemates and the public... It was just a perfect end to the story of someone so self-confident.
7. Orlaith
Like before, perfectly fine but I think Kemal hit the nail on the head regarding the fact that she’s probably hesitant to slag off Anthony because she’s aware of his public reception (which I’m guessing is positive? God knows why.. Oh wait, sr8 white “hunk” lol).
8. Craig
It really annoys me that he’s aligned himself to Maxwell and Anthony because we’re missing out on an amazing housemate imo. I’m hoping whenever it is that Maxwell leaves, we’ll see the best of Craig.
9. Eugene
Ok I feel kinda bad but wtf is he doing? Telling stories about washing machines and first aid courses and piloting planes to people who clearly don’t give a toss? It’s fine to be a bit odd and eccentric but it’s coming off a bit false and boring. He’s trying to find his place which I understand, but he’s not going to appeal to the likes of Derek anytime soon.
10. Maxwell
Only rated above Anthony because he’s slightly more developed but yeah, an absolute delusion div.
11. Anthony
“Orlaith, have you ever had a threesome?”, “Orlaith, have you ever made out with another girl?”, “Orlaith, have you pleasured yourself since being in here?”. ****ING ONE NOTE DIPSHIT

Bit of a low-key week, toilet brush-gate aside. Still enjoyable though.

Day 37-43 (Maxwell Evicted)
1. Makosi
Queen of feeling like she’s pregnant despite not being pregnant :love:
Also, her prank against Anthony (telling him she’d been on a secret mission and had swapped Maxwell with him to face the public vote) was genius.
2. Science
Victorious against Maxwell and rightly so :clap1:
3. Derek
4. Craig
-sits at Science’s party, looking as glum as sin-
*Fighter by Christina Aguilera plays*
“OH MY GOD CHRISTINA, THIS IS MY FAVOURITE SONG!!”
-proceeds to grind up Vanessa against the window facing the bedroom-
5. Vanessa
6. Orlaith
7. Kemal
8. Anthony
Was far more tolerable this week! I liked the fact he tried to care for Science after he’d had too much to drink.
9. Eugene
Nice but still incredibly awkward and not in a fun way.
10. Maxwell
Probably the most disgusting individual to have ever graced the house. I loved how he thought he was super loved and 100% thought he was staying. Goodbye.

[Daniel.]

Bit of a low-key week, toilet brush-gate aside. Still enjoyable though.

Day 37-43 (Maxwell Evicted)
1. Makosi
Queen of feeling like she’s pregnant despite not being pregnant :love:
Also, her prank against Anthony (telling him she’d been on a secret mission and had swapped Maxwell with him to face the public vote) was genius.
2. Science
Victorious against Maxwell and rightly so :clap1:
3. Derek
4. Craig
-sits at Science’s party, looking as glum as sin-
*Fighter by Christina Aguilera plays*
“OH MY GOD CHRISTINA, THIS IS MY FAVOURITE SONG!!”
-proceeds to grind up Vanessa against the window facing the bedroom-
5. Vanessa
6. Orlaith
7. Kemal
8. Anthony
Was far more tolerable this week! I liked the fact he tried to care for Science after he’d had too much to drink.
9. Eugene
Nice but still incredibly awkward and not in a fun way.
10. Maxwell
Probably the most disgusting individual to have ever graced the house. I loved how he thought he was super loved and 100% thought he was staying. Goodbye.

A lowkey week in BB6 including a pool orgie, lying about having sex and a fake pregnancy <3

[Tony Montana]

Hope you enjoy BB9, Daniel.

[Tony Montana]

4. Craig
-sits at Science’s party, looking as glum as sin-
*Fighter by Christina Aguilera plays*
“OH MY GOD CHRISTINA, THIS IS MY FAVOURITE SONG!!”
-proceeds to grind up Vanessa against the window facing the bedroom-

:joker::joker::joker:

[Daniel.]

Hope you enjoy BB9, Daniel.

I have seen it before...in 2008.

[Luca93]

CBB UK 2007 (Episode 5, family nominated, Donny walked).

It's a shame that Donny walked bc i felt like he was very entertaining.
On the other hand, the peasants are been nice. Cloe is just fantastic, very entertaining and also very caring. Hope she gets a good placement.

I am gonna be unpopular but so far I can't stand Shilpa. First of all when they had to pick who they would have swapped, she cried for literally no reason. " i look like a bitch ". Well i mean no, I had no doubt she wouldn't have want due to her life's conditions.
From the start she was hostile to Jade and her family for no reason and she started bitching about them. Then the way she tried to talk to JACKIE " let's go in toilet because i don't want to have a scene " and jackie asking her , just really made me thinking she wanted attention.
Even though I understand why she did, i am with Jackie. Overall it was just a task and I think she took the opportunity to have a go at her.
Jackie also i think in the right in the room argument: like she asked to BB to not make them cold and she just said to Jenneth what she did, and randomly Ken started screaming lmao.
I mean i might be in minority but Shilpa started the whole thing.

Rank

1. Cleo
2. Jackie
3 Ian
4. Jade
5. Ken
6. Dirk
7. Jade's boyfriend
8. Leo
9. Carol
10. Jermain
11. Leo
12. Danielle
13. Shilpa

[Epic.]

Aww Narinder being in the house during her 6th wedding anniversary :(

But then she cries about it in front of the house, gets comforted by them for it, only to march off to the diary room and start fuming about how most of the house are getting her name wrong and that's what she actually seems to be more annoyed about :laugh2:.

[Epic.]

Brian going from not being able to chop a log with an axe to accidentally breaking the axe off its handle altogether :joker:

[Epic.]

One last series left to do a first watch of; BB2, starting today.

Launch (a.k.a. Day 1 Highlights)
1. Brian
2. Narinder
3. Penny
4. Helen
5. Amma
6. Bubble
7. Stuart
8. Elizabeth
9. Dean
10. Paul

Day 2/3 Highlights
1. Brian (-)
2. Narinder (-)
3. Penny (-)
4. Helen (-)
5. Amma (-)
6. Stuart (+1)
7. Paul (+3)
8. Elizabeth (-)
9. Dean (-)
10. Bubble (-4)

[Matthew.]

Days 1-2 Highlights....

PJ: (places England flag on bed)
Sandy: “Excuse me. I have to say something. There’s something on that bed. It looks a bit alien.
PJ: “Do you mind?”
Sandy: “Nah you’re okay. If we run out of toilet roll we’re sorted!”

“Just so you know, I don’t drink. BUT I HAVE BROUGHT SOME RIBENA! :D :D :D”
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/03/alison.png

“No I don’t want children. No. Why would I want some little THING, know what I mean, why would I want this little thing crawling around me giving it Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya? What gets me is, it’s amazing the amount of people that go, “Aw you’re really missing out... :hee:” I’m like, no. :nono: I’m not missing out :smug: Because guess where I was last night? What were you doing last night? Changing nappies? You enjoy that. I was away out to the cinema, away out for a meal, whatever :smug:”
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/03/sandy.png


“I think there should be a really big distinction between heroin and anything else because heroin is the scum of the earth, do you know what I mean? It’s the SCUM OF THE EARTH, it’s a NASTY, FILTHY, STINKIN, MINGIN, ABSOLUTELY FILTHY DRUG, I hate it with a passion :oh: IT’S SCUM.”
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/03/lynne.png

And Jade saying that you can only become an addict if you want to become one, only for Sunita to say “Ugh you’re far too young to have this conversation” :joker:

[Luca93]

CBB UK 2007, DAY 8( Jackie evicted, Carol, Leo and Dirk nominated).

This Shilpa is just driving me insane damn. Like why she is such an attention seeker? Like Jade was crying bc of her mum leaving and she went to the toilet crying because of the fact that Jackie saying she was a nightmare living in there. Jackie also clarified in the Dr that outiside she would have been close to SHilpa, bc she likes India.
So why shilpa is costantly seeking attention? I mean Jade compared to her is acting in a way way more nature manner.
Leo is just doing nuts LMAO at him wanting to see his contract . I am gonna miss him, he was a mess but he made this season interesting. And big lol to his exit.
Cleo is starting to side with the bitchy side of the house, like Carol, Jo and danielle and this kinda drives me insane. Like cleo shouldn't stay with that group. She kinda lost her fun and i'm not into it.

1. Ian
2. Dirk
3. Cleo
4. Jade
5. Jack
6. Leo
7. Jemain
8. Jo
9. Carol
10. Shilpa
11. Danielle

[Joe.]

Lists of BB left to watch

BB 12
BB 15
BB 16
BB 17
BB 18

list of CBB

i watched only cbb 1-9-11-15

any suggestion to make ?

BB18 is BY FAR the best.

BB18 > BB16 > BB15 > BB17 > BB12

Personal opinion.

The Izzy Warbuton experience is one of the BBUK highlights.

[Epic.]

Not only did Narinder chop a log with an axe whilst wearing a bikini with high heels, but now they're making her pose for a photo in the same attire doing the same action :joker:.

And then they're saying how hot she looks for the photo but then get her to experiment different poses by asking her to smile and then when she smiles the housemates are all like "Noooo", while she's all like " :oh: " :joker:.

[Epic.]

Day 5:
"EVERYBODY I HAD MY POO! :( IT WAS VERY PAINFUL :( "
https://i.imgur.com/VeS8SLQ.png

[Epic.]

Day 2/3 Highlights
1. Brian (-)
2. Narinder (-)
3. Penny (-)
4. Helen (-)
5. Amma (-)
6. Stuart (+1)
7. Paul (+3)
8. Elizabeth (-)
9. Dean (-)
10. Bubble (-4)

Day 4/5 Highlights
1. Narinder (+1)
2. Brian (-1)
3. Penny (-)
4. Helen (-)
5. Amma (-)
6. Stuart (-)
7. Bubble (+3)
8. Elizabeth (-)
9. Dean (-)
10. Paul (-3)