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Scoot
07-05-2019, 08:46 AM
Back back back back back again

I’m continuing on with my BB2 rewatch (special thanks to Epic for providing a link). I’m rewatching week 3 because I *think* that’s were episodes started really getting scarce when I tried to watch a few months back. Also I wanted to rewatch the Stuart/Amma fight and couldn’t remember the exact day :joker:

Scoot
07-05-2019, 10:11 AM
Amma absolutely DESTROYED scumbag Stuart :clap1:

"I hope he gets ****ing chucked out on Friday and I hope the whole world ****ing HATES him! I really do!"

"I'm fed up with it! I'm sick of him! As I said - again, I'll repeat it, I don't mind - LEAVE!!!!! I WISH HE WAS GONE!! FRIDAY HURRY UP AND COME! VOTE HIM OUT, HE'S A ****ING S***! HE'S A SMUG D***, LEAVE THIS HOUSE BECAUSE I ****ING THINK YOU'RE SMALLLL, SMUGGGG, AND S***!!!! I HATE YOU!"

And then Stuart sealing his fate (if it wasn't already) by smugly laughing at it all :clap2:

Iconic

Scoot
07-05-2019, 10:24 AM
Oop he was even worse in the morning :skull:

CiaraNelly2000
07-05-2019, 04:56 PM
Hey. I'm on my BB13 rewatch and I loveeee it. Every episode is gripping and interesting. Im on day 16 but sadly VB episodes keep buffering every 4 seconds and it's making it so hard to watch. Does anyone know a different website where I can watch it?

Matthew.
08-05-2019, 03:18 PM
I’ve finished BB11! a week ago And here’s my rankings!

https://i.imgur.com/aDxMJe4.jpg

1. Ben - My main motivation for watching this series was because I heard he was like a younger Derek Laud and he did not disappoint. Endless one-liners that had me laughing for his stay and if I didn’t think it would make me look like some kind of stalker I’d make a Ben Duncan quote thread. So instead I’ll just quote them all below for your pleasure :hee: Enjoy :love:

It’s bloody weird. It looks like a prison designed by Boy George.

John James: “I can’t win.”
Ben: “Why?”
John James: “Because how would the whole of the UK feel if their last Big Brother was won by a foreigner?”
Ben: “No, no, that’s something you don’t have to worry about because we don’t consider Australians as foreigners. If you were French or German there might be a problem.”

Sunshine: “Would you like me to announce to the nation...”
Ben: “That I have PILES or something?”
Sunshine: “No, because it’s an infectious condition, would you want people to know that?”
Ben: “No, of course not, the point is you don’t have a verruca, that’s why I said it as a joke! It would be as if I went on holiday recently with a group of friends - admittedly it wasn’t on television - and they made a joke the WHOLE holiday, let’s use some of Benji’s pile cream. Now, piles is MUCH worse! :shrug: Piles implies you’ve got something wrong with your bum! I didn’t have piles!”
Sunshine: “Yeah, but that was not infectious...”

Corin: “How do I look with my hair, Ben?”
Sunshine: “She looks like a ballerina with her hair, doesn’t she?”
Ben: “You look like Lorraine Chase.”

Ben: “Monkeys freak me out.”
Sunshine: “I love monkeys! I want a little one!”
Ben: “They’re vicious and they’re ugly. :umm2:”
John James: “No, they’re not! I love monkeys!”
Ben: “I’d like a wolf. :smug:”
John James: “Oh, because THEY’RE not vicious...”
Ben: “No, but they’re pretty, though. Wolves are BEAUTIFUL.”
John James: “He’s talking about how vicious a monkey is and now he’s said I want a wolf! :joker:”
Ben: “Monkeys are hideous. They go around with their bums sticking out, they’ve got their bits, their penises hanging out everywhere. :/“
John James: “That’s because they don’t wear pants! If we were naked, that’s what we would look like!”
Ben: “They’re just like ill-trained people!”
John James: “You don’t believe we’re some relation to monkeys?”
Ben: “Probably we are, which is why I don’t want one hanging around. :idc:”

“Am I worried about tomorrow night? Yes I am worried, it would be a lie if I wasn’t, but on the one hand, there are many reasons I would like to stay, on the other hand, there are many reasons I would like to go. I hope that makes sense... I guess I’m sad that I just don’t have more soulmates. John said today that I’m someone who needs to be liked, or likes to be liked, and of course I do. It’s not that I have bad relations with some of the people here, it’s just that I don’t have relations. A lot of the tasks and things haven’t really been catered for someone with my interests and abilities and lack of abilities in other areas, so they’ve tended to be physical tasks whereas I’m probably better at quizzes, or creating things, or composing things, or writing things, or musical things... but as it’s my last day tomorrow, I wondered if you could play Diamonds Are Forever in the morning? Shirley Bassey original soundtrack from the 1971 film, but you decide...”
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/11/benjamin.png

Ben has been even more hilarious than usual since he’s been saved from eviction :joker:

“I have to say, I’m sorry, but they’re ****ing bad losers! They couldn’t even have the GOOD GRACE to say congratulations or anything like that. :oh: No, it’s true! I’m not being horrible but I was really good! :inamood: I went one-by-one to everyone and said I was sorry about Govan, and none of them... they’re pissed off as it’s possible to be that I’m still here! It’s the funniest thing in the world! :laugh2: Even Sunshine’s upset that we’re still here! Have you realised how Sunshine has fully integrated with the “cool” group, she’s going to take his place, she’s going to start smoking and farting soon! Bastards! Absolute. Bloody. BASTARDS.”
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/11/benjamin.png

“We meet again, Big Brother, much to my surprise! :smug: I thought it was definitely curtains for me today, I thought when Davina called out the two people that were safe and then there was a little gap, with me and Govan, I just thought that’s it, but I think, as Elaine Stritch sang a song, I’m Still Here, and seemingly I am. :unsure: I’m not deluded - I’m not saying this means the public loves me or anything but it means they’ve given me another chance, and ultimately it’s their show, and not ours, and that’s something that I find... enormously humbling and I’m very proud that I’m still here. Literally, almost nobody apart from my close group of friends, ie Mario... and Dave... :/ and Steve... :/ up to a point, John... :/ none of them could bring themselves to congratulate me, or there wasn’t even an ATTEMPT at looking pleased for me, just that heavens opened, and the tears were just streaming down people’s faces, I mean talk about amateur dramatics gone wrong, I’ve never seen anything like it in my life! You know, floods of tears, certain people had near nervous breakdowns, Shabby is majorly pissed off and people are not in good moods tonight, I feel rather like Margaret Thatcher did at the time of the poll tax. :shrug: I’ve got a few people in the outside world that like me, but I’m loathed by the people in here, so it’s been a night of mixed blessings, I think. So to quote Dame Shirley - there were times I felt like running away, but that’s too easy, so now I’m here to stay, you aint heard nothing yet. :smug:”
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/11/benjamin.png

“Just because I don’t want his weiner up my bum, I’m an appaling person, it’s ridiculous!”
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/11/benjamin.png

I’m not going to be lectured on international politics and history by someone who’s never read a book!

“You’ve looked after the kitchen since Day 1, you’ve treated us to some amazing meals, as well as... some rather more standard ones...”
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/11/benjamin.png

“I think Steve’s wife deserves a medal. I would divorce him if I had to sleep next to that each night...”
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/11/benjamin.png

STREET LIGHTS... http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/11/benjamin.png

PEEEEEEOOOOOPPPPLLLE... http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/11/benjamin.png

“Now, anyone with any dignity and humility, of which he has neither, Dave and I were given an awkward role to do there, we did the best we could, and for him to say in front of everyone oH i ThInK yOu ShOuLd Be CuT oUt Of ThE sCeNe, who the ****, has he ever been in a film? :oh: Has he ever been in a TV show? Has he ever done anything like that? No. So he can ****. :smug: RIGHT. :smug: OFF. :smug:”

“This reminds me, of when you’re in a restaurant, and you’re having a nice time in the corner with someone, and there’s a hen party nearby and you just want them all to DIE.”
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/11/benjamin.png

2. Corin - A shock because I thought I’d end up hating her because on paper, someone who constantly says AM LOVIN IT to everything, not my type of housemate. In the slightest. But Corin was vital to the series and she’s just such a nice person with her 24/7 positivity that you can’t help but like her. And her ending of that flying ****ing fish John James goes without saying.

3. Dave - Idc what you all say, Dave is a SCREAM! I see why he’s not to everyone’s tastes but I thought his getting drunk on the GLOREH was hilarious and I wish I was watching him go into the UBB house right now as I do this write up. A truly underrated housemate.
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4. Keeley - Like Dave, a very underrated housemate!
“So what do you do?” “I’m a monk” “Oh right and how much does that pay? :idc:”
“I’m 31 but I know I don’t look it. How old are you?” “24” “Oh you look older. :idc:”
“Can you go and do your bitching somewhere else pls :idc:”
I wish she didn’t have to break her foot and leave but she sued the show and got a few thousand pound for it so who’s the real winner?

5. Sunshine - She was never going to last long but I enjoyed the Sunshine while it lasted. There’s also something hilarious about someone called Sunshine, who claims to be the happiest person going, turn out to be so bloody miserable.

6. Shabby - I feel like Shabby was what Lady Sovereign had tried (and failed) to be like 6 months prior and she did a good job of it because I liked her and most people did. When she got annoyed because someone said they didn’t like the city of London <333

7. Josie - Not really much to dislike but she’d be higher if it weren’t for her showmance taking up 90% of her airtime towards the end. But I will always remember that woman who got her face ripped by a chimpanzee next time I feel annoyed about something because I don’t think it could get worse than that :/

8. Rachel - OH BEN! TAMPAX OFFENDS YE??? :umm2: While Rachel took a while to really do... anything... by the end of her stay she showed herself to be a good housemate, even the bits I remember were just her being a bit simple :p Sausages on toast, anyone?
http://i.imgur.com/hpqiNkA.gif

9. Rachael - Not really anything too special the first time from what I remember but she came back and was better in those 5 minutes than she was for the 8 days she was in the house when she ended that ghastly Australian John James.

10. Jo - Is a cougar. Apparently. And she went slightly cuckoo on her last day.

11. Govan - He seemed fun in his VT but in the house he did nothing and was a bit of a disappointment tbh. That being said, 72% of the four-way vote and those boos? No, not that bad.

12. Mario - A nice guy and all but I can’t really justify having him any higher than this. He peaked week 1 when he was given a task and it was funny how Dave continued calling him Moley even up to his eviction, but that’s a Dave thing.

13. Ife - Also nice but dull and she had her interview RUINED by that utter arsehole Ryan Ruckledge, the poor girl. :omgno:

14. JJ - Joe-John Daniel "JJ" Bird (born 9 September 1986)[15] was aged 23, a professional boxer and barman originally from Peterborough, living in London. His parents are publicans and he is best friends with Aston Merrygold from JLS.[16] He entered the House on Day 45.[17] and was evicted on Day 77, finishing in 4th place.

15. Nathan - SHURRUP SHABBEH YE FOOKIN RAINCLAHD OF DOOOOOOM. I wasn’t a huge fan of Nathan but he’s not as bad as he made out to be and it’s been nearly 10 years and he’s still with Rachael and they have kids now so good for him :D

16. Laura - https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4a/a9/0a/4aa90a3626c8349aafc03ddfd8b2633a.gif

17. Andrew - He’s not a bad housemate but god he was just so slimy that it was painful to watch sometimes so I feel like red is a necessary colour to place people like him. Like when he talked about inserting his dick into a watermelon or whatever it was (if I’ve got that wrong, please don’t tell me what it was that he really did, I’m not particularly interested tbqh)

18. Steve - I wanted to like Steve because backstory and all that jazz but once the Baroness (who we stan, Steve on the other hand :nono:) came in, he turned into this sleazy, snappy person who I really didn’t like. It only lasted a few days but it was still pretty grim. And after that he was just boring so never really redeemed himself imo. Not in the “awful” tier of red that Sam, Caoimhe and John James managed to find themselves in though

19. Sam - A tryhard who was about as funny as an ingrown toenail. (or what I’ve heard about ingrown toenails) But then again, wbk. (https://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/sam-pepper-criticised-over-vile-prank-fake-murder-video-a6754861.html) Also he has a painfully irritating voice which didn’t make the Sam Pepper experience any easier...

20. Caoimhe - A nasty person who was horrible to Dave making on that because he’s a Christian, he must be homophobic even though he explained time and time again that he doesn’t care what the church says about homosexuality because he has love for everyone no matter what.

21. John James - Ugh such a draining person to watch. If he was an early evictee it might not have been so bad but it was 73 days of him acting the big cheese, then people biting back and Johnny Jim doesn’t like it so he gets upset. :bawling: Not a fan and while he’s not the worst housemate of all time, he’s definitely down there.

Epic.
12-05-2019, 11:25 AM
At long last and at long hiatus, I'm finally watching the BB3 final :o

Epic.
12-05-2019, 11:38 AM
Over 6 million votes cast and they haven't even got to the 4th place exit yet :shocked: . That must be a record that sticks to this day, does it?

Epic.
12-05-2019, 11:41 AM
Davina's even done her own countdown when there's 30 seconds left to vote, motivating the viewer to vote with seconds left as it goes on, and getting the crowd to chant down from 10-0 with her, albeit being a split second off with her timing and having to stop her vocal countdown when it gets ahead of her right before the votes close :laugh:

Epic.
12-05-2019, 11:44 AM
GRAHAM NORTON showing up to campaign for Jade to win while also making it clear how confusing it is to everyone that she's lasted this long, omg such a random and funny cameo :joker:

Epic.
12-05-2019, 11:51 AM
Then Davina obviously feels bad she didn't spend enough time chatting with him so after talking to all the friends and family, goes BACK to him and he continues with the iconic Jade descriptions :joker:

Davina: Who do you think's gonna win tonight?
Graham: Oh.... Jade DESERVES to win, she DESERVES to win.
Davina: Why do you think she deserves to win?
Graham: Because she's given, her, all! There hasn't been a second in that house where she was playing a game. That's just--I've met her mother, the clues are out there, that's 100% JADE IN THERE, so I really hope she wins, but I have a funny feeling she WON'T... I pick Kate, I pick Kate!

Epic.
12-05-2019, 11:55 AM
Davina: Who are you voting for?
Fan: Jade!
Davina: Why?
Fan: Cause she's the best!
Davina: Why?
Fan: Cause she's not a skinny girl!

:skull:

Epic.
12-05-2019, 11:59 AM
Seeing Jade go on this journey of being hated by the public and doomed to be out as soon as possible, but gradually winning them over and becoming one of the favourites, leaving to these spectacular cheers, but having the knowledge of how things come crashing down for her 5 years later is kind of sad to think about :(

Epic.
12-05-2019, 12:25 PM
8 million votes cast at this point and Alex is out before Jonny, meaning there was MILLIONS who thought it would be a good idea for Jonny to win :skull:

CiaraNelly2000
12-05-2019, 02:44 PM
On Day 40 of BB13 rewatch and what a spectacular series it’s been so far. I loved Sheivonne I have no idea how Conor stayed over her with 80% of the Save vote.
Caroline b1tching etc is very interesting to watch.
Becky is a bloody scream especially her in the diary room. My favourite moment of her was when she was nominating bendedict and said “he’s only cum on ‘ere to jiggle his willy about’ or something along those lines.
Deana is amazing as I always thought. That ABCD eviction was iconic lol.
This week has been crazy with the turf war thing it’s a great task. Also I quite like Scott as he’s good friends with Deana at this point. There’s not anyone I truly dislike in there apart from Conor tbh. Also I love how there are so many big characters and how they bounce off of each other.
Week 6 rankings
1. Deana
2. Sheivonne
3. Lauren
4. Becky
5. Caroline
6. Scott
7. Luke A
8. Adam
9. Ashleigh
10. Luke S
11. Connor

Tony Montana
12-05-2019, 02:47 PM
Where’s Sara?

Epic.
12-05-2019, 03:42 PM
BB3 Full Thoughts


Cast: 5/10
Tasks: 6/10
Production: 7/10
Public Vote: 6/10
House: 7/10


Overall: 30/50

Housemate Ranking
Hate
Dislike
Below Average
Neutral
Above Average
Somewhat Like
Really Like
Love
Adore

14. Jonny - An immature, fake and DIRTY try hard who had no qualms about pissing in the shower or on the toilet seat and not really feeling that bad after and it became something he was LIKED for :skull: . A 'fun-loving jokester with irritating self-pity underneath it all' is a BB archetype attended numerous times that almost never works, and Jonny was arguably the beginning of this. So really I hate him less for his immaturity and constant, CONSTANT camera hogging, and more for what he represents would become a common type of BB housemate. Him outlasting Alex and Jade - people who actually were genuine is also indicative of the type of BB voters that would be to come, and it makes him one of the worst runner ups ever.
13. PJ - At first, another token bore bordering on non-existant that happens at least every two or three series, but once he slept with Jade, it was all downhill, and it was irrefutably gross how he shafted her, acting like she doesn't exist as if she was a one night stand, which is mainly bad because he's living with her and he can't just toss her to the wayside like that. His weird thing with Jade is the main and only thing he's remembered for, and that's cause enough to put him near dead last like he deserved.
12. Lee - Like PJ, another person with little care towards women or relationships. Adultery on BB can be interesting and entertaining if done properly, ie understandable temptations based on common attraction like Preston with Chantelle, or over the top and really immersive like Sarah Harding with Chad Johnson. Here, it's not even annoying adultery like Bear or Stephanie Davis. Lee falls somewhere in the middle; clearly unlikeable but so boring and lacking in personality that I can't even care enough to dislike him properly. Still a poor housemate though.
11. Spencer - I can't even remember why I don't like Spencer but that sums it up really. I know he had an annoying try hard attitude like Jonny, was weird about women like PJ and lacked personality like Lee, but these are all very underdeveloped and it means I have zero opinion on him.
10. Lynne - Another one I struggle to remember an opinion on. She was pretty boring apart from her flipping out near the end of her stay but on the other hand, I didn't like when she snapped at Spencer or PJ or whoever it was because some of her attitude I found a bit too far.
9. Sunita - Pretty tolerable and I liked how they executed her being the first ever to walk but I struggle to remember much of an opinion on her either.
8. Alison - Pretty overrated and I hated how she excused Jonny's behaviour and how she riled against Alex, but there was some ironically funny aspects to how much she failed at everything, and she's still pretty harmless, but another one of the many I don't care about.
7. Kate - I watched BB10 right before I started BB3, and I was hoping Sophie would end up being a much better winner than she was, but she ultimately didn't do much for me. Imagine if my disappointment then when I reach Kate, who does almost nothing for me. Like Sophie, Kate is meant to be this underdog female winner, in her case being the first female winner. But as a housemate, what did she really do? She was close friends with pretty much all the mediocre/awful people in the house, she got drunk a couple times, and she had a TERRIBLE friendship with Jonny, and willingly let him creep all over her. Her dynamics with Alex and Jade were really enjoyable, and sometimes her innocent innocuousness made her a likeable presence, but hardly one deserving of being the first female winner; something that elevates Kate to looking more important than she actually was in the end. Alex or even Jade were just as applicable to the underestimated housemate label that Kate had, and also did it better so I really don't care about her or her win.
6. Sophie - Don't have much of an opinion on her, but in a way I also ironically enjoyed her. That someone so earnest and nice to everyone would be misjudged as a conniving faker sounds really compelling, even if it sounds more entertaining than it actually was. Her relationship with Lee really let's her down for me but after that settled down, I was moderately interested in her entering in a room and causing Tim or Jade to flip out upon the sight of her friendly face<3.
5. Jade - Like the public at the time, I went through a lot of mixed emotions with Jade, but I ultimately warmed up to her by the end. A lot of her actions were pretty insensitive and borderline harmful to others, but she also did a lot of nice things for people and as time went on, you learn that she's more misinformed rather than mean to others, and I even allowed myself to enjoy how over the top she was. Borders on a good housemate if I'm not counting the 2007 ordeal that even she isn't proud of.
4. Tim - Rest assured I really didn't like him as an individual, but housemate wise, he's pretty solid at making me laugh at his expense. An elitist prick who thinks he's above it all, not realising how much of an embarrassment he makes himself look. His friendship with Alex in the midst of all this was a sweet touch.
3. Sandy - I would've preferred this to be BB's first ever walker, because Sandy's a great example of one; a miserable outcast with no tolerance of the annoying people surrounding him. His Jonny drags were early but so on point to how he'd turn out in future. I was pretty bored by BB3's first few weeks, but it was comforting to be bored by them with someone actually experiencing it.
2. Adele - One of the only 2 housemates of this series I always felt interested in, Adele was lots of fun to enjoy and figure out. Her relationship with Alex was one of the only defining aspects of this series, and her love/hate partnership with Jade was really great too. She always had interesting insights about the house, and was an essential intelligent person to have in a series that was lacking in that department.
1. Alex - But who else? For someone where it initially looked like they were only cast for their looks, Alex winds up being one of the most complex, multi-layered, neurotically paranoid housemates I've ever seen, and had this innate uniqueness that always made him feel very outside to the way everyone else bounded off each other. There's a bit of Alex in all of us; wanting to understand why certain things are the way that they are, being aware enough about paranoia but not being aware enough how to fix it, striving to achieve things like relationships or improving others but knowing neither of these can be achieved, an absolute saviour of this series all in all, improved by the fact he was pretty funny as well. Alex works tremendously as a protagonist, comic relief, outsider and commentator of others all in one. One of the earliest signs of what a versatile housemate should be, and what kept me going with this series.

Edgic:
https://i.imgur.com/uWoLlrB.jpg

This may just be the most overhyped series I've come across. People always make it out to be this incredible landmark of BB and at the time it was seen as this even more, but it doesn't really do much for me. It's similar to BB9 in the sense that there is times where I'm really interested but there's just as many times I'm not interested as all. The cast was piss average as well and were mainly carried by the top 5 I listed. The non-Alex storylines were either plain or uninteresting. There were a lot of dry spells and the series felt longer than the 64 days it was. It's by no means s bad series, in fact the score I gave ties with BB8. But whereas that series has many highs to counteract its lows, this series is average in every aspect imaginable, and it took me more than a year and numerous other series watched instead before I actually got this finiished. While it was probably a huge step up from BB1 and BB2's impact, it doesn't leave much of an impact on me now.

Epic.
12-05-2019, 03:43 PM
First Watch List:
BB6
BB13
BB7
BB10
BB5
BB9
BB14
BB8
BB15
BB3

Series yet to watch:
BB1
BB2
BB4
BB12

Possible rewatches:
BB11
BB16

And once again you can vote on which series I watch next!
https://www.strawpoll.me/17978608

Underscore
12-05-2019, 03:46 PM
ugh bb9 has gotten boring after jennie left

and belinda belinda belinda is already annoying me

*mazedsalv**
13-05-2019, 11:56 PM
Glad you finished BB3 Epic

Yep, Alex was an incredible HM and still lingers in my Top 3. I agree about Jonny. When I watched in real time, I was only 10! I only watched the HLs, and I didn't really think much of him. All I knew is that Alex and Kate were my faves. Re-watching and seeing live feed clips around the internet, I noticed how awful Jonny was, how I rated Kate too high and how Alex was even better than I remembered.

I honestly don't know how Jonny came 2nd.

Epic.
14-05-2019, 12:23 PM
Well the votes are closed and I am now about to watch the much complained about BB12 for the first time :worry:

Epic.
14-05-2019, 12:40 PM
Talking about CBB8

Brian: Overnight, we cleaned up the mess left BY our celebrities. We wiped down Amy's fake tan marks :o AMY! :oh::o We threw out Jedward's smelly old pants! :hmph: Who would even WANT THEM? :) And cleaned up the SWEAT, BOBBY, LEFT, in the sauna! :bored:
*crowd boos*
Brian: I know :rolleyes:

:skull:

Epic.
14-05-2019, 12:45 PM
The first housemate hasn't even entered and Mark already seems annoying

Epic.
14-05-2019, 12:48 PM
Maisy VT: Success is like the biggest part of my life. I don't think I'll be happy if I'm not successful.
Brian: *gasps* :shocked: It's Maisy!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOO

Wtf

Epic.
14-05-2019, 12:49 PM
If she was an attractive male the crowd would be championing her for saying that

Epic.
14-05-2019, 12:53 PM
If she was an attractive male the crowd would be championing her for saying that

And I've just been proven right by Aaron's VT claiming he always wants and thinks he can get his own way, and then getting more cheers than Maisy did

Epic.
14-05-2019, 01:04 PM
"My name is Heaven Afrika. Heaven by name and Afrika by nature! I'm a model, dancer, poet, writer, HOListic healer, I'm NEVER ill because I HOListically heal myself! I'm very very conscious about my womb. You're supposed to make sure your womb is clean EVERY day, so you can be balanced. I love noses, I just--I've got NOSE FANATICS, is that a word? Fanaticism? If you have got a nose that's not right... I can't look at it :o . Oh god, what annoys me about other people? FAKE people. You know, FAKE tan, FAKE hair, FAKE nails, NO brains, NO substance, NO soul! When I get in the house, I will be very honest with them. If they look good, if they don't look good, in the end they'll thank me for it. I eat 8 meals a day, like nobody messes with my food, don't mess with my food, cause there'll be trouble, that's it! :laugh: "

This may just be my new favourite Ch5 VT :joker:

Epic.
14-05-2019, 01:19 PM
Brian: Now I have high hopes for eighth housemate. She used to work at RyanAir, and the last housemate who did that, REALLY took off on Big Brother IN FACT, he went on to win it TWICE, I WONDER WHAT HE'S DOING NOOOOW! ;) ;) ;) ANYWAY, we're not talking about HIN, we're talking about HER. It's housemate number eight! :smug:

Epic.
14-05-2019, 01:28 PM
I was struggling to figure out who Harry looks like, but he looks like Stingy from Lazy Town
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/12/harry.png
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcShwrp_VDSembplqKiA66J0s5HKlqX 5geBKKlHTqYpCNV5zNE3E

Epic.
14-05-2019, 01:30 PM
Harry is a watered down Arthur Fulford and I HATED Arthur too

Epic.
14-05-2019, 01:38 PM
Maisy VT: Success is like the biggest part of my life. I don't think I'll be happy if I'm not successful.
Brian: *gasps* :shocked: It's Maisy!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOO

Wtf

Anton VT: I'm a born winner. I love winning, I hate losing, so winning would be amazing.
Brian: It's Anton!
Crowd: *cheer*

This is getting ridiculous now

Headie
14-05-2019, 01:50 PM
Heaven hating fake people as she walks in with fake hair and fake nails :love:

Her, Jem, Alex, Tom and Tashie were the only good things about that series

Epic.
14-05-2019, 02:02 PM
BB12 Launch
1. Heaven
2. Tashie
3. Maisy
4. Alex
5. Rebeckah
6. Faye
7. Louise
8. Tom
9. Mark
10. Anton
11. Jay
12. Aaron
13. Aden
14. Harry

Have real mixed feelings about that as the first civilian Ch5 launch and the cast seemed very hit or miss. I'm normally all for judging a housemate without considering gender, but this is the first series I've seen where I've started off not liking ANY of the males :skull: . They're all either underwhelming in giving an impression or have annoying traits to them. The females all seem like they'll be pretty enjoyable though. I was also never a big fan of the CBB8 house layout, found it a bit too colorful personally, so not liking that it's being reused for this series. I also could swing either way with this Pamela Anderson twist. She's an interesting addition, but she could also end up making these first few days really out of place

reece(:
14-05-2019, 07:25 PM
rihwatching BB6 for edgic purpose

Headie
14-05-2019, 07:37 PM
rihwatching BB6 for edgic purpose

Oop I plan on rewatching 6 soon too for gif completion purposes!

reece(:
14-05-2019, 07:42 PM
Mary vs Makosi is an underrated argument

"Makosi...MAKOS-EYE MAKOS-EYE... MAKOS-EYE!"

Epic.
14-05-2019, 08:41 PM
rihwatching BB6 for edgic purpose

Oop I plan on rewatching 6 soon too for gif completion purposes!

The BB6 renaissance makes a grand return at last!
https://uploadir.com/u/4be6qc55

Epic.
14-05-2019, 08:55 PM
Posting my BB6 edgic right here right now to see how it'll compare by the end
https://i.imgur.com/PT2WGOy.jpg

(and to see if I agree enough to change anything because this series definitely has the most all over the place chart :laugh: )

Matthew.
14-05-2019, 09:25 PM
Oop this just popped up in my recommendations

gWy-55vS7J4

Not Makosi Musambi

Epic.
14-05-2019, 09:38 PM
BB12 Launch
1. Heaven
2. Tashie
3. Maisy
4. Alex
5. Rebeckah
6. Faye
7. Louise
8. Tom
9. Mark
10. Anton
11. Jay
12. Aaron
13. Aden
14. Harry

Day 1/2 Highlights (Heaven and Aden immune)
1. Heaven (-)
2. Tashie (-)
3. Rebeckah (+2)
4. Alex (-)
5. Maisy (-2)
6. Louise (+1)
7. Faye (-)
8. Mark (+1)
9. Tom (-1)
10. Aaron (+2)
11. Jay (-)
12. Anton (-2)
13. Aden (-)
14. Harry (-)

I'm only realising watching highlights that this is the first series where I'm going in completely blind to any pre-conceived opinions on anybody. It almost feels like I'm watching a brand new series, as I only know a small amount or even nothing about the people there.

Anton has the potential to become one of my most hated ever though.

Tony Montana
14-05-2019, 09:58 PM
Anton was a marmite character. He was deluded, arrogant and completely hopeless with women, but he was hilarious. He was a panto villain, a poor mans Victor, who was also his all time favourite HM. He was very entertaining, despite his personality.

Epic.
14-05-2019, 10:00 PM
Yeah the delusional hopelessness does have it's funny perks, which is why I only dislike him, but I can see it turning really grating as well

Epic.
14-05-2019, 10:01 PM
Even his DR line about treating a woman like a goalkeeper and scoring when he gets the opportunity felt like such a poor copy of Victor's 'full penetration' DR speech

Tony Montana
14-05-2019, 10:08 PM
Even his DR line about treating a woman like a goalkeeper and scoring when he gets the opportunity felt like such a poor copy of Victor's 'full penetration' DR speech

LMFAO he said it himself after the show that he was copying Victor. They're friends too, always chatting on Twitter.


Victor's full penetration speech is a classic.

RileyH
14-05-2019, 10:08 PM
We love Maisy!

Daniel.
15-05-2019, 07:02 AM
God AARON was TERRIBLE

Epic.
15-05-2019, 11:49 AM
Day 1/2 Highlights (Heaven and Aden immune)
1. Heaven (-)
2. Tashie (-)
3. Rebeckah (+2)
4. Alex (-)
5. Maisy (-2)
6. Louise (+1)
7. Faye (-)
8. Mark (+1)
9. Tom (-1)
10. Aaron (+2)
11. Jay (-)
12. Anton (-2)
13. Aden (-)
14. Harry (-)

Day 3/4 Highlights (Maisy and Rebeckah immune; Aden loses immunity - Pamela leaves)
1. Maisy (+4)
2. Rebeckah (+1)
3. Tashie (-1)
4. Heaven (-3)
5. Alex (-1)
6. Faye (+1)
7. Louise (-1)
8. Aaron (+2)
9. Mark (-1)
10. Tom (-1)
11. Jay (-)
12. Anton (-)
13. Harry (+1)
14. Aden (-1)

Aden's treatment of Rebeckah is atrocious, I'm surprised it's not mentioned more. She swapped immunity for him for a reason that was pretty cop-out, but she expects him to be safe from eviction anyway, and I hate how he continuously acts like he's completely fine with it, but then wallowing in the garden for attention and sympathy which succeeds, even doing it hours after they've seemingly made up :umm2:

And for a 19 year old he's pretty creepy, not taking her no for an answer to a cuddle in bed :skull: during this, she even basically tells him to see other girls :joker: .

Epic.
15-05-2019, 01:40 PM
Rebeckah: My first nomination is Harry. Because he kills foxes. So like, Harry's like ":o HUH-UGH HUH-UGH! :o" on his horse, sends the dogs in to like do his dirty work, and then just like trots off ":o HUH-UGH HUH-UGH HUH-UGH HUH-UGH! :o" and like, sends up his servants to go clear up the mess! disgusting... :/

A spot on nomination :joker::clap1:

Tony Montana
15-05-2019, 01:43 PM
I always thought it was an unfair and an invalid reason for them to nominate Harry because of his Fox hunting background. I'm not for Fox hunting at all, but they should nominate him due to what he does in the house, not outside of it.

Tony Montana
15-05-2019, 01:46 PM
Day 3/4 Highlights (Maisy and Rebeckah immune; Aden loses immunity - Pamela leaves)
1. Maisy (+4)
2. Rebeckah (+1)
3. Tashie (-1)
4. Heaven (-3)
5. Alex (-1)
6. Faye (+1)
7. Louise (-1)
8. Aaron (+2)
9. Mark (-1)
10. Tom (-1)
11. Jay (-)
12. Anton (-)
13. Harry (+1)
14. Aden (-1)

Aden's treatment of Rebeckah is atrocious, I'm surprised it's not mentioned more. She swapped immunity for him for a reason that was pretty cop-out, but she expects him to be safe from eviction anyway, and I hate how he continuously acts like he's completely fine with it, but then wallowing in the garden for attention and sympathy which succeeds, even doing it hours after they've seemingly made up :umm2:

And for a 19 year old he's pretty creepy, not taking her no for an answer to a cuddle in bed :skull: during this, she even basically tells him to see other girls :joker: .

Rebeckah was just using Aden. He was so infatuated with her he'd do anything for her. And for someone who claimed to have a very high IQ, he wasn't the sharpest tool in the box.

reece(:
15-05-2019, 01:47 PM
Legend Beckah!

Epic.
15-05-2019, 01:47 PM
I always thought it was an unfair and an invalid reason for them to nominate Harry because of his Fox hunting background. I'm not for Fox hunting at all, but they should nominate him due to what he does in the house, not outside of it.

Well in their defense, it could just be that they struggled to nominate two people, which is common for the first week, and he's also mentioned it more than once in detail so it's still been a brief discussion topic in the house

Tony Montana
15-05-2019, 01:48 PM
Legend Beckah!

Gone way too soon. Her and Heaven's rivalry was brilliant and their arguments were good TV.

Matthew.
15-05-2019, 01:48 PM
for someone who claimed to have a very high IQ, he wasn't the sharpest tool in the box.

http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/05/stuart.png

Liam-
15-05-2019, 01:50 PM
I loved Rebeckah, never got the hatred for her

Epic.
15-05-2019, 01:52 PM
Tashie bawling crying over Heaven asking her what she's doing with the fish fingers > any highlight from BB14 & BB16 :joker:

Tony Montana
15-05-2019, 01:53 PM
Well in their defense, it could just be that they struggled to nominate two people, which is common for the first week, and he's also mentioned it more than once in detail so it's still been a brief discussion topic in the house

Then they could've just used the old ''he hasn't made an effort to get to know me'' or ''we haven't spoken much'' or some other bs excuse that BB would've accepted.

Tony Montana
15-05-2019, 01:54 PM
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/05/stuart.png

:joker::joker::joker::joker: I still cringe at his stupidity over the suitcase twist.

Tony Montana
15-05-2019, 01:55 PM
I loved Rebeckah, never got the hatred for her

Tea. Good villain that had much potential.

reece(:
15-05-2019, 01:56 PM
Tashie, Beckah and Heaven were all robbed legends, ahead of their time

Liam-
15-05-2019, 01:57 PM
Tea. Good villain that had much potential.

Didn’t she randomly call Pamela a slag one night? :joker:

Tony Montana
15-05-2019, 01:59 PM
Tashie, Beckah and Heaven were all robbed legends, ahead of their time

http://i.imgur.com/X3U5dTD.gif

Tony Montana
15-05-2019, 02:00 PM
Didn’t she randomly call Pamela a slag one night? :joker:

:joker: Yeah on the first night, after Pamela didn't pick her to go to VIP party.

Matthew.
15-05-2019, 02:01 PM
:joker::joker::joker::joker: I still cringe at his stupidity over the suitcase twist.

When Emma Greenwood understands what’s going on before you do, that’s when you should be concerned

Liam-
15-05-2019, 02:03 PM
:joker: Yeah on the first night, after Pamela didn't pick her to go to VIP party.

I screamed

Epic.
15-05-2019, 02:06 PM
Didn’t she randomly call Pamela a slag one night? :joker:

On her first night :joker:

Tony Montana
15-05-2019, 02:09 PM
When Emma Greenwood understands what’s going on before you do, that’s when you should be concerned

:joker::joker:

Tony Montana
15-05-2019, 02:14 PM
I screamed

Same, it was just so random.

Epic.
15-05-2019, 02:43 PM
Rebeckah: There's people that have come in that have been themselves, and then I think there's people that have come with an agenda and an angle. Like Anton's game is that he tried it on with another girl, and once he got rejected, he decided he was gonna pretend it was a game. He decided he was gonna pretend it was a game, and that 'all along, he was winding all the girls up, and he's got no interest in any girl." That's the game. But it's not. What's happened is... it's backfired :).
Heaven: And now he's a sweetie :laugh:.
Rebeckah: Yeah. But now he's still trying it on with Maisy. Maybe badly.
Heaven: Ahahahaha :D.
Rebeckah: So that's his game plan. That's his agenda. I thought Mark's game, Mark's agenda, was that he was going to be absolutely crackers. But he is... absolutely crackers! He's got no game plan, he's him. I'll be honest, I think he's gonna win, I think he's gonna win, because he's off-his-****ing-cake!
Tashie: Yeah I think Mark's wicked.
Heaven: Me too.
Rebeckah: So anyway, I thought that was a game plan but it isn't. The other game plan, that's going on, is Harry. And the reason that's going on is that he's... the Nasty Nick... of the show.
Heaven: *gasps*
Rebeckah: The Nasty Nick.
Tashie: The Nasty Nick?
Rebeckah: So he's gonna come in, no prisoners, "I don't care if you all hate me", buruhruhruhruh, because that's EASIER for him, than having to try to make friends.
Tashie: But Aaron?
Rebeckah: Aaron? Aaron's MASSIVELY out of his comfort zone, competes in things where he's the winner, competes in things where he knows he's gonna win. And he's come in here... and he's **** himself Massively sheit himself. And everything he's doing, is a defense mechanism. Everything he's doing is a massively massively defensive, because he's out of his comfort zone.
Tashie: How did you work this out?
Rebeckah: Well I'm a counsellor, aren't I?!
Tashie: ARE YOU?
Rebeckah: YEAH?
Tashie: Oh my god that's AMAZING... :shocked:
Rebeckah: ....

New best moment of BB12 so far :joker::joker:

Epic.
15-05-2019, 03:27 PM
Day 3/4 Highlights (Maisy and Rebeckah immune; Aden loses immunity - Pamela leaves)
1. Maisy (+4)
2. Rebeckah (+1)
3. Tashie (-1)
4. Heaven (-3)
5. Alex (-1)
6. Faye (+1)
7. Louise (-1)
8. Aaron (+2)
9. Mark (-1)
10. Tom (-1)
11. Jay (-)
12. Anton (-)
13. Harry (+1)
14. Aden (-1)

Day 5/6 Highlights (Aaron, Harry and Tashie nominated)
1. Rebeckah (+1)
2. Tashie (+1)
3. Heaven (+1)
4. Maisy (-3)
5. Alex (-)
6. Louise (+1)
7. Faye (-1)
8. Aaron (-)
9. Mark (-)
10. Tom (-)
11. Jay (-)
12. Anton (-)
13. Harry (-)
14. Aden (-)

Seeing as Marco was known as the first male evicted, it's safe to assume Tashie is going to be evicted first, which I completely disagree with. In a VTE, I might understand this but not in a VTS; something that favours big characters, and Harry has done nothing of merit to be rewarded that so I don't know how he survived. Didn't help this was the first and only time they did this Facebook voting nonsense which led to the widely criticized Aaron victory (and I'm annoyed it didn't continue for future series instead, as it would've meant Deana, Ashleigh, Hughie and Tiffany would've won like they deserved). I wonder if Tashie would've survived if they hadn't allowed Facebook voting, or would she be even more of a certainty to be out? Because I really don't know what compelled people to vote to save someone more than once who's done nothing like Harry.

Daniel.
15-05-2019, 04:54 PM
Agree with the rebeckah stanning

Epic.
15-05-2019, 05:04 PM
Why are they booing Tashie this much idgi

Pamela Anderson getting a mixed reception is funny however

Epic.
15-05-2019, 05:15 PM
Aaron ****ing with the shopping list :bored:. I've never found this funny no matter how often it's been done, as all it shows is the greed and maliciousness of the housemate doing it. I hated Maxwell when he done it, I hated Rex when he done it, I hated Caroline when she done it, I hated Bear when he done it, and now I hate Aaron when he's done it

Epic.
15-05-2019, 05:16 PM
And of course he gets rapturous cheering for this spiteful and unoriginal move

Epic.
15-05-2019, 05:26 PM
I'm relieved he didn't take everything off, but the thought still crossed his mind and that's still a bad sign

Epic.
15-05-2019, 05:59 PM
Rebeckah: I hate men. I said it on my VT! Only candy for the last 10 years.
Aaron: You HATE men?
Rebeckah: I HATE men. I said in the diary room, you are the WORST type of man I hate! I said that in the diary room.
Alex: What type of men do you hate? Give three points.
Rebeckah: Arrogant. Woman-leading sense.
Aaron: I'M NOT ARROGANT!
Rebeckah: You're SO arrogant it is UNBELIEVABLE!
Aaron: Do I come across as arrogant, do I? :D
Rebeckah: Men who think that by putting you down and taking the piss out of you and it makes their cock bigger? It doesn't!
Aaron: Is that true? *looks down* Yep it gets bigger!
Rebeckah: And men, who think they've got something when they've got absolutely **** all!
Aaron: I've got a car :)
Rebeckah: Men who think they've got--yeah still, **** all, you could have a MILLION pounds, you could drive a Bentley, but you'd never be as big a man as Ads! *points to Aden* Don't matter.
Aaron: I've got a Nintendo Wii :).
Rebeckah: You've got a what?
Aaron: Nintendo Wii :)
Rebeckah: Have you?! See, stuff like that, I just think "It's not funny!"
Aaron: I'M TRYING TO LIGHTEN THE MOOOOD! :D
Rebeckah: And I don't rate it, and I just think "Yawwwn"

Rebeckah's Aaron drags are a riot

Epic.
15-05-2019, 06:13 PM
Aaron: Don't think I dislike you, honestly I don't dislike you at all :(.
Rebeckah: Okay.
Aaron: PLEASE, and that genuinely upsets me that you think I dislike you, genuinely.
Rebeckah: We'll start again tomorrow.
Aaron: Oh good.
Rebeckah: We only have a few hours anyway.
Aaron: Can I go back to 'Iggle'?
Rebeckah: Yaaaa, call me Iggle:D
Aaron: I just got-- :mad:
Rebeckah: HAHAHAHA PFHUHUHUH :D
Aaron: Honestly, come here. You're SLOWLY becoming my favourite.
Rebeckah: Shhhhhut up, I'm not as brutal as she is so how could I be?
Aaron: Oh no I've gone RIGHT off her! I e gotten to know her. But you seem very outspoken--not outspoken, but--
Rebeckah: YEAH. And I don't care if I go because of it. I'm going true.
Aaron: And that's what I like about you. There's lots I don't like about you, but I like that about you.
Rebeckah: That's good.
Aaron: Alright? And I said it the first night.
Rebeckah: Shall we hug it out? :) *hugs Aaron* I know, and I said you disappointed me by going for the pretty girls,.
Aaron: I didn't! Honestly there's about six people I don't speak to AT ALL here, that's why I'm up for nomination!
Rebeckah: Exactly! Sort your **** out! Play the game! :) *enters bedroom*
Aaron: *enters toilet* GOD I don't like her! :worry:
*cuts to Brian with crowd*
Brian: "You're slowly becoming my favourite, god I hate you! :rolleyes:"

Epic.
15-05-2019, 06:24 PM
As if I thought Aden's treatment of Rebeckah couldn't get any worse, they play one of those kissing games and she does it with Tom, causing Aden to pretty much force her to kiss him by chasing her and pinning her down until she did it.

Thankfully she gave the thug what for with her pillow weapon!
https://i.imgur.com/KBlGuNs.jpg

Daniel.
15-05-2019, 06:29 PM
Aden was treated terribly by Reckah

Epic.
15-05-2019, 06:34 PM
Tashie and Becki are the two most unfairly booed housemates of all time, not to mention having the loudest boos I've ever heard over any other housemate, it's uncomfortable to listen to especially when this undeserved :(

Epic.
15-05-2019, 06:34 PM
Aden was treated terribly by Reckah

He deserved it for trying to force her to get with him, I'm glad she manipulated him into making a fool of himself

Liam-
15-05-2019, 06:35 PM
Aden was treated terribly by Reckah

We have to laugh

Daniel.
15-05-2019, 06:35 PM
Ergh I liked Rebeckah and not Aden but it's true

But I can't remember much of that genuinely terrible series

Epic.
15-05-2019, 06:36 PM
Tashie has a tissue already used with tears carried out with her :(

You can tell she's really vulnerable and it's no wonder this amount of hostility caused her to enter the porn industry

Babayaro.
15-05-2019, 07:15 PM
The Aaron show :clap1:

Epic.
15-05-2019, 07:21 PM
The Aaron show :clap1:

I actually think he's a good housemate at this point :( :(

Liam-
15-05-2019, 07:23 PM
Aaron sucked, but was the best of a bad bunch

Tony Montana
15-05-2019, 07:26 PM
The Aaron show :clap1:

Tea :clap1:

Tony Montana
15-05-2019, 07:27 PM
I actually think he's a good housemate at this point :( :(

:clap1: I think he’ll be your favourite by the end.

Epic.
15-05-2019, 07:41 PM
Daniel thinks I'll hate Aaron so who knows how things will go :laugh:

Epic.
15-05-2019, 07:58 PM
Day 5/6 Highlights (Aaron, Harry and Tashie nominated)
1. Rebeckah (+1)
2. Tashie (+1)
3. Heaven (+1)
4. Maisy (-3)
5. Alex (-)
6. Louise (+1)
7. Faye (-1)
8. Aaron (-)
9. Mark (-)
10. Tom (-)
11. Jay (-)
12. Anton (-)
13. Harry (-)
14. Aden (-)

Day 7/8 Highlights (Tashie Evicted)
1. Rebeckah (-)
2. Tashie (-)
3. Heaven (-)
4. Alex (+1)
5. Maisy (-1)
6. Faye (+1)
7. Aaron (+1)
8. Louise (-2)
9. Mark (-)
10. Tom (-)
11. Jay (-)
12. Anton (-)
13. Harry (-)
14. Aden (-)

It took 8 days for me to put even 1 male above even 1 female.

Matthew.
16-05-2019, 01:09 PM
Watching the very first series of Big Brother :shocked:


“Hi I’m Caroline and I live beside a motorway! :wavey:”
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/01/caroline.png

Matthew.
16-05-2019, 01:12 PM
I used to be a nun... I used to be a ballerina... I used to be a stripper...

I love gardening but I don’t have a garden so I just look at other people’s gardens :D

http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/01/anna.png

Anna is a howl already and it hasn’t even been 15 minutes

Matthew.
16-05-2019, 01:34 PM
Caroline’s cackle :umm2: :laugh2:

Matthew.
16-05-2019, 02:09 PM
The segment on the lack of toilet roll at the end resulting in the suggestion of “Just use your hand!” :yuk:

Big Brother 1 - Launch Episode Ranking
1. Anna
2. Caroline
3. Melanie
4. Darren
5. Sada
6. Tom
7. Nichola
8. Andrew
9. Nick
10. Craig

Headie
16-05-2019, 03:51 PM
Perched for Nichola to become the shining star!

Matthew.
16-05-2019, 04:15 PM
“Big Brother doesn’t joke, Darren.”

https://i.imgur.com/ikcOD9X.png

I feel like he kinda knew what was going on though :laugh:

Epic.
16-05-2019, 06:18 PM
It's uncanny how similar in personality and looks Aaron is to Jack Whitehall

Epic.
16-05-2019, 06:23 PM
I normally hate the Ch5 over-edited tacky montages (BB12 especially already has a woefully large amount) but in the case of this preparation before Aaron and Faye's date where they get dressed up, it's actually funny.

"WHO WOULD GO OUT LIKE THIS?!?!?!?!?"
https://i.imgur.com/Eb4rneP.jpg

Epic.
16-05-2019, 07:02 PM
Rebeckah is in Heaven's bed

Heaven: Sorry, sorry, excuse me Rebeckah, can I get in my bed please?
Rebeckah: OH SORRY I THOUGHT YOU WAS GOING OUT.
Heaven: Yeah I've changed my mind.
Rebeckah: ..Oh okay!
Heaven: Great.
Rebeckah: *climbs into Aden's bed* See how NASTY she is to me! :(
Aden: Yeah I know.
Rebeckah: She's such a bitch! :(
*Heaven leaves room*
Rebeckah: I voodoo your ass :smug: . What a ****ing, nasty, bitch! :mad: WHY DID SHE DO THAT TO ME? *gets up* She made me get out of bed, and I was talking to her, what did she say? She didn't want me in her bed?!
Maisy: No I just said "Don't talk about it" and she was like "It's not that, it's not that" and what did you say? *points to Aden*
Aden: I said sorry and she said "Oh she's in my bed" or something.
Rebeckah: *storms out of bedroom* OY WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM WITH ME? I'M NOT ALLOWED TO LAY ON YOUR BED AND TALK TO MAISY?!
Heaven: Why are you coming out with an attitude to me?
Rebeckah: YEAH I HAVE A MASSIVE ATTITUDE, WHY AM I NOT ALLOWED TO LAY ON YOUR BED? WHY?
Heaven: I don't want any negative vibrations.
Rebeckah: Are you ****ing-CRACKERS?! I-WAS-LAYING-ON-YOUR-BED-TALKING-TO-MAISY!
Heaven: I don't want your negative souls to go on my pillow :hmph:.
Rebeckah: MY 'NEGATIVE SOULS'?! I WAD TALKING TO MY FRIEND.
Heaven: Talk to me don't shout, if you talk, we talk?
Rebeckah: I'VE GOT NOTHING TO SAY TO YA, YER A BULLY YER NASTY.
Heaven: A BULLY? Thank you! *points at Mark* Do you see that manipulation?! *points at Rebeckah*
Rebeckah: You said it behind my back!
Heaven: Do you see that manipula--what did I say behind your back? Cause I ain't never said nothing behind your back!
Rebeckah: You told HIM that I'm LEADING HIM ON, that he needs to protect himself against me, that's BULLYING, saying-something-behind-somebody's-back!
Heaven: Did I mention you? Aden? Aden? Aden? Aden? Aden wait lemme tal--Aden?
Aden: We can talk about this tomorrow *leads Rebeckah away*
Heaven: Tell her then!
Aden: Relax!
Heaven' Tell her then!
Aden: Go and talk to her!
Heaven: Tell her that now!
Aden: Relax!
Heaven: D'ya know what yeah? You used to be REAL!
Rebeckah: I used to be REAL?
Heaven: You used to be real!
Rebeckah: Your a ****ing ACTRESS!
Heaven: You used to be real!
Rebeckah: You're an actress!
Heaven: You're not real!
Rebeckah: You're an actress!
Heaven: You're not real.
Rebeckah: I've seen you in front of every single camera!
Heaven: You're not real!

I thought this couldn't get any funnier after Rebeckah's clear over reaction but then this actual argument happened and it's definitely one of my fave Ch5 ones now :laugh3:

Epic.
16-05-2019, 07:21 PM
Omg and now Rebeckah has manipulated Jay into thinking she never tattled to him about Heaven hogging all the food when she singled Heaven out instead of the other two people as well, and according to him he 'doesn't remember' who told him :laugh3:

She's a waaaay better version of both Bea and Roxanne

Epic.
16-05-2019, 07:27 PM
Marcus Bentley: Heaven and Rebeckah have been trying to resolve their DIFFERENCES, for the past 41 minutes'

Such a long time to be doing this :laugh2:

Epic.
16-05-2019, 07:34 PM
"Guys, yeah? No mo--GUYS?! No more unstable house, yeah? Sorry if any energy was created or whatever, yeah? It's all balanced and everything's good, yeah? Everything's good, yeah? Everything's BLESS! Yeah, guys?"
https://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/12/heaven.png

Epic.
16-05-2019, 08:04 PM
Faye: What are you? Are you bi or are you straight or do you not know?
Aaron: Oh I'm straight.
Faye: Really?
Aaron: Yeah.
Faye: ...Are you 100% sure?
Aaron: Yeah...!
Faye: Do you think you'd never be bi?
Aaron: ...Dunno.
Faye: See? There's that little thing inside.
Aaron: I think you should never say never? Or somebody that says never is hiding something perhaps... I dunno. I think you have to be open to the possibility of anything really.
Faye: ...I've kissed women before.
Aaron: HAVE YOU?
Faye: YES?
Aaron: IdunnowhyI'msoexcitedbythat, umm... in what circumstances? How's that happened?
Faye: I just had a bit too much to drink.
Aaron: ...Right? What just friends messing around?
Faye: Mm-hmm.
Aaron: Oh right, and you liked it?
Faye: No we just thought... we'd get off with each other...
Aaron: Me and my friends never do that.
Faye: I think you've got tendencies to be. [Bi]
Aaron: Oh thanks :rolleyes:.
Faye: Perhaps we could be like--
Aaron: On a crusade?
Faye: Best friends, and I could help you on this journey... :)
Aaron: What journey?! :huh:
Faye: To discover yourself...
Aaron: I'd get a bus... :rolleyes:
Faye: A BUS? ... I'd be on the bus right next to you, Aaron... :smug:
Aaron: :lovedup:

The interaction between these two has been so funny and innocuous :joker:

Epic.
16-05-2019, 09:14 PM
Day 7/8 Highlights (Tashie Evicted)
1. Rebeckah (-)
2. Tashie (-)
3. Heaven (-)
4. Alex (+1)
5. Maisy (-1)
6. Faye (+1)
7. Aaron (+1)
8. Louise (-2)
9. Mark (-)
10. Tom (-)
11. Jay (-)
12. Anton (-)
13. Harry (-)
14. Aden (-)

Day 9/10/11 Highlights (Heaven and Rebeckah nominated)
1. Rebeckah
2. Heaven
3. Aaron (+3)
4. Faye (+1)
5. Maisy (-1)
6. Alex (-3)
7. Louise
8. Tom (+1)
9. Jay (+1)
10. Mark (-2)
11. Anton
12. Harry
13. Aden

Heaven: It's ALRIGHT. Trust me, you lot, listen. When I say to you "I'm alright", I'm not just--You know how some people say to you "I'm alright" as a front, I AM alright. It is totally, it is FINE. It's just a game. I already knew. I knew yesterday, I knew the day before, I knew. I've always been like the odd one out, in every situation. And I'm good with it. I love who I am. So I have NO hard feelings to ANYBODY, at ALL. To nobody.... IT'S FIIIIIINE! :worry: PLEEEEEASE :worry:. Please :(
https://media.giphy.com/media/PsHrpsuiZLAEE/giphy.gif
Rebeckah: I'LL BE HONEST I FEEL SHHHIT! HAHA! :D WELL DONE HEAVEN BUT I FEEL ****! :D

The noms are so tragic and if this was later Ch5, they probably would've put Maisy up with her 4 or so nominations and under VTS she probably would've went and I'd be relieved but now this sensational BB rivalry is quickly ending

*mazedsalv**
16-05-2019, 11:48 PM
Aaron's a legend. And that is that

Matthew.
17-05-2019, 08:52 AM
Quite sad how Tom’s scared of trying to fit in in case he’s just dismissed because of his Irish accent </3

Matthew.
17-05-2019, 08:59 AM
“This is Big Brother. The two people who are nominated this week are, in alphabetical order, Caroline and Sada.”

Sada: “Sooo... it’s complete cool with me, I’m really happy about it and I don’t eant anything to change at all because I’ve had a great time and I’m completely okay with it and I don’t want anything to change because I was expecting it and it’s cool okay, you know, I’m fine with everything, okay :) :) :)”

Caroline: https://i.imgur.com/etpA1Go.jpg

Matthew.
17-05-2019, 09:09 AM
After nominations were announced, around 45 seconds later all the boys went to the bedroom to celebrate and now Nick’s in the DR asking Big Brother not to show it in case it “puts a prejudice against us in future public voting” :laugh2:

Matthew.
17-05-2019, 09:12 AM
“Alright I’m staying! :D Whatever happens, after you watched all the videos and all the shit’s hit the fan blah blah blah, I want you all... to come to my book launch! :hee:”
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/01/sada.png

Epic.
17-05-2019, 12:18 PM
*Aden kisses Rebeckah on the cheek*
Rebeckah: It feels like you've literally got your DICK out and PISSED, ALL, OVER ME!!! :hee::smug::D

Matthew.
17-05-2019, 12:21 PM
*Aden kisses Rebeckah on the cheek*
Rebeckah: It feels like you've literally got your DICK out and PISSED, ALL, OVER ME!!! :hee::smug::D

Serving “Kimberly I feel like you just wanked all over my face!”

Epic.
17-05-2019, 12:24 PM
Harry said in his VT he'd love to be a gay icon and that he's straight but could easily turn because the other gender will always accept him, clearly ignorant of the fact that sexuality isn't a choice. They then offer him to pose for a gay magazine in a task where housemates have to say Yes to as many dilemmas as possible, and he says no, exclaiming "I'm not risking my reputation for some food! :rolleyes:". Absolute bull****ter

Epic.
17-05-2019, 12:42 PM
Rebeckah is iconic. Her Yes/No dilemma was sacrificing someone's suitcase, and she chose Mark thinking he'd take it best. Then for no reason at all, she pulls him aside and this exchange happens :laugh3:

Rebeckah: Right, I had to choose somebody like, to leave tonight. :(
Mark: To LEAVE?! :o
Rebeckah: Yeah? And... I thought... that you'd take it better than anybody. :(
Mark: To LEAVE?! :o As in the whole thing?! :o
Rebeckah: Yeah...
Mark: ...
Rebeckah: ...
Rebeckah: Do you hate me? :(
Mark: Yeeaaaah? But I don't HATE you. To leave the whole thing?! :o
Rebeckah: Yeah? Have you packed all your stuff?
Mark: Yeeaaaah. :o
Rebeckah: Who else should I have chosen?
Mark: I dunno! I'm having such a good time! :(
Rebeckah: Only joking! :D HAHAHAHA. :joker: Just messing :joker:. You just lose your clothes for a couple of day-ha-ha-ays :joker:
Mark: Ohh :shocked:
Rebeckah: :joker:
Mark: I was nearly gonna fall!
Rebeckah: Heh-heh-heh no :joker:
Mark: Ready to leave! :shocked:
Rebeckah: I was gonna carry that on all night but I couldn't!
Mark: I didn't want to, I would collapse on the floor! :shocked:
Rebeckah: Heh-heh-heh :joker: *hugs Mark*
Mark: I'm just gonna lose some clothes?
Rebeckah: You did fine :joker:
Mark: NO.
Rebeckah: I thought you'd take it better than this.
Mark: YEAH IT'S FINE.
Rebeckah: Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh :joker:
Mark: OKAY. I'm not leaving then! Okay thank you for not letting me leave!
Rebeckah: Heh-heh-heh-heh :joker:

Epic.
17-05-2019, 01:00 PM
Aden won't stop trying to kiss Rebeckah while she groans that he stops, why has he not been removed yet my skin is crawling

Epic.
17-05-2019, 01:03 PM
Now Aden's dilemma is that he can't be near Rebeckah and if he ever is near her, BB will play a sound effect of Rebeckah saying to him "Stop kissing my FACE!" over and over :skull:

Epic.
17-05-2019, 01:17 PM
Now they're having a party and Aden is grabbing Maisy's face trying to snog her while she say no, I'm gagging so much

Epic.
17-05-2019, 01:17 PM
Poor girl is actually crying about it and he doesn't even know what he's done wrong

Epic.
17-05-2019, 01:23 PM
Aden and REBECKAH are now also declaring their love for each other :joker:

Epic.
17-05-2019, 01:28 PM
Rebeckah is provoking Heaven into anger and now in bed flirting with Aden :joker::joker:

Epic.
17-05-2019, 01:31 PM
Day 9/10/11 Highlights (Heaven and Rebeckah nominated)
1. Rebeckah
2. Heaven
3. Aaron (+3)
4. Faye (+1)
5. Maisy (-1)
6. Alex (-3)
7. Louise
8. Tom (+1)
9. Jay (+1)
10. Mark (-2)
11. Anton
12. Harry
13. Aden

Day 12/13 Highlights
1. Rebeckah (-)
2. Heaven (-)
3. Faye (+1)
4. Alex (+2)
5. Aaron (-2)
6. Maisy (-1)
7. Louise (-)
8. Jay (+1)
9. Mark (+1)
10. Anton (+1)
11. Tom (-3)
12. Harry (-)
13. Aden (-)

reece(:
17-05-2019, 01:31 PM
The fact BB12 centered around showmances :omgno:

Epic.
17-05-2019, 01:56 PM
The fact BB12 centered around showmances :omgno:

The whole cast is horny apart from Heaven, Alex, Tom and Harry :skull:

Headie
17-05-2019, 03:18 PM
The fact BB12 centered around showmances :omgno:

C5 pissed it didn't air during the Love Island era?

Tony Montana
17-05-2019, 03:37 PM
C5 pissed it didn't air during the Love Island era?

:joker:

Tony Montana
17-05-2019, 03:38 PM
The Yes/No shopping task is one of the best the show has ever had. So simple, yet so hilarious.

Epic.
17-05-2019, 04:35 PM
The Yes/No shopping task is one of the best the show has ever had. So simple, yet so hilarious.

I can sort of understand this but I found Alex's section with the spray tans a little too difficult to watch, having the knowledge of the nasty backlash she got from the public for it </3

Matthew.
18-05-2019, 02:45 PM
“I am most scared of death... If my home was burning down I would rescue my violin...”
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/01/anna.png

Matthew.
18-05-2019, 03:31 PM
Someone (idk who): Dinner’s on the table
Caroline: We’re coming pet
Nichola: I’m not having my dinner
Caroline: Aren’t you
Nichola: Naw
Caroline: Alright then I’ll think about you while I’m eating :D

Tony Montana
18-05-2019, 03:34 PM
“I am most scared of death... If my home was burning down I would rescue my violin...”
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/01/anna.png

Someone (idk who): Dinner’s on the table
Caroline: We’re coming pet
Nichola: I’m not having my dinner
Caroline: Aren’t you
Nichola: Naw
Caroline: Alright then I’ll think about you while I’m eating :D

:joker:

Matthew.
18-05-2019, 03:40 PM
I have to laugh at the irony of ****ing CRAIG describing Sada as “extremely boring” :laugh3:

Matthew.
18-05-2019, 03:52 PM
Interesting that they’re revealing the eviction vote percentages so far in the middle of the live show (just like Savannah’s eviction) Sada with 58%, Caroline with 42%

Do they do this every week?

Matthew.
18-05-2019, 03:58 PM
Also interesting how housemates have gone from having 2 hours to say there goodbyes, to having half an hour, to 30 seconds in recent years - even on one occasion just being grabbed from behind and forcibly removed from the premises in a backdoor eviction

Matthew.
18-05-2019, 04:01 PM
“Okay, Sada...

SADA!

SADA!!!!!

SADA!!!!!! I need to speak to you! At ELEVEN O CLOCK!”

:laugh2:

Matthew.
18-05-2019, 04:03 PM
Screaming at Caroline’s reaction to Sada’s eviction :joker:
“I LIVE AGAIN AHAHA! HAHAHAHA! :smug: BASTARDS! :smug: I’LL SEE YOU MONDAY! :smug:”

Matthew.
18-05-2019, 04:23 PM
Sada’s mum Debbie: “The whole world has seen what Nicholas is like. He’s a SCHEMING RAT.” :skull:

Matthew.
18-05-2019, 04:39 PM
Big Brother 1 - Launch Episode Ranking
1. Anna
2. Caroline
3. Melanie
4. Darren
5. Sada
6. Tom
7. Nichola
8. Andrew
9. Nick
10. Craig

Weeks 1 & 2 - Sada evicted
1. Caroline (+1)
2. Anna (-1)
3. Darren (+1)
4. Sada (+1)
5. Melanie (-2)
6. Tom (-)
7. Nichola (-)
8. Andrew (-)
9. Craig (+1)
10. Nick (-1)

Shocked at Mel being favourite to win :shocked: Was expecting Craig for sure. Anyway think I’ve spammed this thread enough for just now :shame:

Epic.
18-05-2019, 11:12 PM
Rebeckah: What religions... couldn't you marry?
Aden: ...I wouldn't care.
Rebeckah: My... nan, um... wouldn't be happy if I... married.. a Protestant. Cause she was Catholic.
Aden: Oh that's cool then. :/ Because my dad's catholic.
Rebeckah: Yeah... Would, I be able to keep my surname?
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/12/rebeckah.png
Aden: ....
Rebeckah: ...
Aden: :)
Rebeckah: :)
Aden: Would prefer it if you didn't.
Rebeckah: I Don't Want To Be TheoBald. Ooh, I could be Vaughan-Theobold and you could be Vaughan-Theobold.
Aden: No.
Rebeckah: What do you mean no?! :)
Aden: No! Why are we talking about it anyway?
Rebeckah: :laugh: Just... testing the waters...
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/12/rebeckah.png

Epic.
18-05-2019, 11:32 PM
Rebeckah: I liked that you liked my outfit last night.
Aden: Can I be honest? Deadly honest? I wanna rip that off you. Yeah. Straight.
Rebeckah:
https://i.makeagif.com/media/5-18-2019/Ris3Sw.gif

Epic.
18-05-2019, 11:50 PM
Ahhhh they're even playing 'She's a man-eater' as Rebeckah walks down the eviction stairs :laugh3:

Epic.
19-05-2019, 12:21 AM
I don't really like that BB12 is doing these goodbye video messages by housemates in the event of their eviction, but Rebeckah has the best of all time :joker:

Rebeckah: If you're watching this now, it's because I've been evicted! :) My main message is for Aden. I'm going to really really REALLY miss you? And, we both know, the truth. So I'll see you when I get out? Watch out for Anton, cause he's a ssssnake.
https://i.imgur.com/m03ufPV.jpg
I know you think he's your boy, but he really isn't.
Heaven: *watching* YOU'RE the snake, LUV.
Rebeckah: We all know Heaven's an actress.
Heaven: *watching* BIGGEST SNAKE YOU ARE, LUV.
Rebeckah: So I don't need to warn you about her.
Heaven: YAAA, SHE'S FUNNY SHE'S POISON WE ALL KNOW THAT :rolleyes:
Rebeckah: Harry's cool. Stick with Harry. He's very genuine and honest.
Heaven: *watching* YA THAT'S WHY YOU WERE CUTTING HIM THE OTHER DAY, RIGHT? YOU ACTRESS!
Rebeckah: I think Maisy is alright, you know? I think you two will be really good mates while I'm gone. And I think that she'll LAASST :smug:. She's a good girl... and... I think you'll have a really good time.... Umm.... the others' kinda pale into insignificance because... that's what happens when you're impartial and sit on the fence :smug:. Don't really matter too much :smug:
Heaven: *watching* AHAH. AHAH. AHAH. DO YA SEE WHAT SHE REALLY IS NOW THOUGH?
Rebeckah: Just stay true, and be you, and I'll see you soon :).
*video message ends*
Heaven: You lot see what she really is now though?
*cuts back to Rebeckah with Brian*
Rebeckah: BOOOMMMM! :dance: DYAHAHAHA.

Tony Montana
19-05-2019, 12:23 AM
Glad you enjoyed that part, i didn't want to spoil it for you. Anton's face is a picture. :joker:

reece(:
19-05-2019, 12:24 AM
Rebeckah ROBBED

Epic.
19-05-2019, 10:16 AM
Marcus: PRREVIOUSLYY! ADEN fell under REBECKAH'S SPELL!
*several clips of Aden kissing Rebeckah*
Rebeckah: STOP KISSING MY FACE!
Aden DR: She is genuinely completely special.
Aden: *to Rebeckah* You're absolutely STUNNING! :(
*clip of Aden kissing Rebeckah*
Rebeckah: STOP KISSING ME FACE!!

Omg :joker:

Epic.
19-05-2019, 11:07 AM
Marcus: It's been one hour and forty two minutes, since Anton heard Rebeckah, call him a snake.
Anton DR: That dickhead, who CLEARLY, isn't liked, due to her EVICTION, today, has the CHEEK... to say such nonsense, to me, when one of my USPs, is that I am completely real and 100%, genuine. She is the devil. And you know she's the devil as well that's why you put her in here, she is the DEVIL!

Rebeckah causing all of the drama even after she's left :love:

Epic.
19-05-2019, 11:24 AM
Day 12/13 Highlights
1. Rebeckah (-)
2. Heaven (-)
3. Faye (+1)
4. Alex (+2)
5. Aaron (-2)
6. Maisy (-1)
7. Louise (-)
8. Jay (+1)
9. Mark (+1)
10. Anton (+1)
11. Tom (-3)
12. Harry (-)
13. Aden (-)

Day 14/15 Highlights (Rebeckah Evicted)
1. Rebeckah (-)
2. Heaven (-)
3. Faye (-)
4. Alex (-)
5. Aaron (-)
6. Maisy (-)
7. Louise (-)
8. Mark (+1)
9. Aden (+4) :o
10. Jay (-2)
11. Anton (-1)
12. Tom (-1)
13. Harry (-1)

I haven't referenced an early evicted this much since all the Sree quotes I used to do </3. It's actually pretty sad the forum doesn't talk about Rebeckah more often, because what an enigmatic, innately funny and endearing early series antagonist to have :love:. I went into BB12 expecting the only prominent figures to be Aaron, Faye, Alex, maybe Mark, but Rebeckah (and to a lesser extent Heaven) made these first two weeks a lot more enjoyable than they would've been otherwise, and it's hard to predict if my hope for this series will even remain intact.

Epic.
19-05-2019, 11:28 AM
Miss Vaughan joins the ranks of my other cherished early boots :love:
https://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/roberto.pnghttps://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/lesley.pnghttps://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/shabnam.pnghttps://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/10/sree.pnghttps://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/12/rebeckah.png

Epic.
19-05-2019, 12:02 PM
I'm gonna watch the BOTS from Rebeckah's eviction up to the next eviction, and glad to see they included another top quality early evictee in the audience by putting ANGEL in :clap1:
https://i.imgur.com/0QVh9PJ.jpg

Epic.
19-05-2019, 12:19 PM
Rebeckah telling Emma she cried so much in the first week that she caught conjunctivitis :skull:

Tony Montana
19-05-2019, 12:34 PM
Rebeckah telling Emma she cried so much in the first week that she caught conjunctivitis :skull:

:skull:

Epic.
19-05-2019, 12:34 PM
Emma: If you were nominating again this week, who would you have nominated?
Rebeckah: ...The same!
Emma: Heaven and Jay?
Rebeckah: Heaven and Jay.
Emma: Why Jay?
Rebeckah: :worry::laugh: I don't think I'm allowed to tell that sorry I don't think it's been aired... did they tell you about him FISTING? :)
Emma: :/ :/ :/ :/
Crowd: Oooooo :joker:
Emma: I don't--I-I-I don't think we need to! :hmph: BUT WE'RE ALL INTRIGUED, HOWEVER I DON'T THINK WE NEED TO! :laugh:
Rebeckah: THAT'S WHY! :)

Rebeckah exposing Jay :joker:

Tony Montana
19-05-2019, 12:36 PM
Aden would've likely become Craig/Michelle levels obsessed with Rebeckah had she stayed any longer.

Ugh we were robbed. :fist:

Epic.
19-05-2019, 12:38 PM
Aden would've likely become Craig/Michelle levels obsessed with Rebeckah had she stayed any longer.

Ugh we were robbed. :fist:

And robbed of Rebeckah doing some crazy manipulative **** that I'm not exaggerating WOULD have reached the level of Makosi/Bea/Roxanne </3

Tony Montana
19-05-2019, 12:45 PM
And robbed of Rebeckah doing some crazy manipulative **** that I'm not exaggerating WOULD have reached the level of Makosi/Bea/Roxanne </3

Tea. :idc:

Massive shame that her and Heaven were up that week.

Matthew.
19-05-2019, 12:46 PM
Craig: “I think the public might see that Andy’s a bit for the cameras, isn’t he all the time”
Nick: “Mm-hmm”
Craig: “When he tells a story, he can’t just tell you, he’s got to make a proper, he’s got to gather everyone round”
Nick: “Mm-hmm”

Marcus: “Nicholas did not nominate Andrew... but he did nominate Craig. And Caroline.”

https://i.imgur.com/maJxogd.jpg

Epic.
19-05-2019, 12:48 PM
Emma: Do you think you lead Aden on?
Rebeckah: Absolutely NOT.
*various crowd murmurs of yes and no*
Rebeckah: Well you'll see when he comes out, won't you? :)
Emma: I want you to look at this clip, and then I might ask you again. Okay?
Rebeckah: Okay :)
Emma: Okay.
*never before seen footage of Rebeckah grinding on Aden's dick :laugh2:*
Rebeckah: DUHAHAHAHA.
Emma: Now... do you think you lead him on? :laugh:
Rebeckah: NO, he DESERVED THAT, he made me a cup of tea!
Emma: IS THAT WHAT YOU DO WHEN PEOPLE--
*crowd laughs*
Emma: There's about FIFTY men over there that'll make you about FIFTY cups of tea right now if you want! *points at camera crew*
Rebeckah: I was just messing about with him! :)

Oh my god :laugh3:

Tony Montana
19-05-2019, 12:49 PM
Craig: “I think the public might see that Andy’s a bit for the cameras, isn’t he all the time”
Nick: “Mm-hmm”
Craig: “When he tells a story, he can’t just tell you, he’s got to make a proper, he’s got to gather everyone round”
Nick: “Mm-hmm”

Marcus: “Nicholas did not nominate Andrew... but he did nominate Craig. And Caroline.”

https://i.imgur.com/maJxogd.jpg

Nick= gameplaying, deceiving, manipulative legend. :worship:

Matthew.
19-05-2019, 01:02 PM
Idk, Nick’s been a bit of a disappointment so far? Not sure whether it’s because he reaches his peak later on, or whether I’ve just not been paying enough attention? (which seems more likely given that Sada’s mum was calling him a scheming rat and the whole world has seen exactly what he’s like)

Imo he’s been quite dull and quite slimy as well, but having said that, as I type this, I’m laughing at (who I think is) him singing I’m In The Mood For Dancing by The Nolan Sisters in the garden by himself so maybe I judged him too quickly :think:

Epic.
19-05-2019, 01:03 PM
Omg Rebeckah revealing Aaron secretly tried to kiss her in the first week, thinking he was doing it to try and stay in and that she believes he was using her as bait to survive the first eviction :laugh2:

I actually do think there was some weird sexual tension between them, considering she thought he was like her ex boyfriend, and they had this weird chemistry, even when sniping insults at each other.

Matthew.
19-05-2019, 01:04 PM
Housemates used to get to watch films as a reward for passing tasks? :shocked:

Epic.
19-05-2019, 01:09 PM
Housemates used to get to watch films as a reward for passing tasks? :shocked:

Just wait till you get to when they win a Bobby Davro DVD :joker:

Tony Montana
19-05-2019, 01:12 PM
Idk, Nick’s been a bit of a disappointment so far? Not sure whether it’s because he reaches his peak later on, or whether I’ve just not been paying enough attention? (which seems more likely given that Sada’s mum was calling him a scheming rat and the whole world has seen exactly what he’s like)

Imo he’s been quite dull and quite slimy as well, but having said that, as I type this, I’m laughing at (who I think is) him singing I’m In The Mood For Dancing by The Nolan Sisters in the garden by himself so maybe I judged him too quickly :think:

He does peak later on. At the beginning, he's just quietly manipulative and using others.

Tony Montana
19-05-2019, 01:13 PM
Omg Rebeckah revealing Aaron secretly tried to kiss her in the first week, thinking he was doing it to try and stay in and that she believes he was using her as bait to survive the first eviction :laugh2:

I actually do think there was some weird sexual tension between them, considering she thought he was like her ex boyfriend, and they had this weird chemistry, even when sniping insults at each other.

I think she may have fancied him and was gutted that he never paid her much attention unlike he did with Faye, Louise and Maisy.

Matthew.
19-05-2019, 01:25 PM
Caroline: “I’ve had a lot of ciders, so I feel a bit pissed, I’ll be honest, but I got used to it last week and I’m not as upset this week, I’ve left my suitcase packed...”
https://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/01/caroline.png

BB: “How do you feel about Andrew’s nomination?”

Caroline: “I’m so happy! :hugesmile: He’s that vile to me. He says he wants to be a pin-up. I hope he is because I want to pin him up in my living room and throw darts at him for the rest of my life AHAHAHAHA :joker::joker::joker:”
https://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/01/caroline.png

Matthew.
19-05-2019, 01:30 PM
Just wait till you get to when they win a Bobby Davro DVD :joker:

I think I know what you’re talking about, do you mean Anna’s reaction to winning it?

Epic.
19-05-2019, 01:31 PM
I think I know what you’re talking about, do you mean Anna’s reaction to winning it?

Yeah it's hysterical

Epic.
19-05-2019, 01:31 PM
Screaming at the BOTS editing of Anton calling Rebeckah the devil and her cackling about it
https://i.makeagif.com/media/5-19-2019/x1GeDv.gif

Matthew.
19-05-2019, 01:38 PM
Darren: “Don’t watch me, you are, you’re so NOSEY, you are! Don’t even try and work out someone because everybody’s different. If you say to me, how many girls have you slept with while you were with your married to your partner, I’m not answering that question because that’s DISGUSTING, people shouldn’t be doing that anyway. Do you know what I mean, I’m not here to play Truth Or Dare, seriously. Why should I answer your questions? :shrug: If I choose to tell you a story, then that’s my choice but if you’re going to throw at me try and to ANALYSE. ME. And see it and think, so Darren does this, I reckon he’ll do this...”

Nick: “I don’t analyse-”

Darren: “YES YOU DO you analyse so badly, you want to know, you’re the one that presumes constantly. You just think you’re smart and I don’t buy it AT ALL, I actually see it, nobody else does but I do. MISTER. :smug:

Nick clocked? :omgno:

Matthew.
19-05-2019, 01:42 PM
“We could do a Big Brother sendoff and the person who’s nominated stabs everyone to death in their beds, :) me and Andy are left, so you won’t know whether it’s me or him. You’re (points at Darren) killed in the chicken patch, :) bitten to death, :) we can kill Craig in his bed, :) Nicky gets stabbed to death with knitting needles, :) Anna gets battered to death with her guitar, :) Mel gets battered to death with statistics... :)”
https://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/01/caroline.png

Epic.
19-05-2019, 03:00 PM
Jay and Mark are seeing who can wank longest in the bedroom, what the ****. They really are a pair of wankers, but this is putting it a bit too strongly

Tony Montana
19-05-2019, 03:03 PM
Jay and Mark are seeing who can wank longest in the bedroom, what the ****. They really are a pair of wankers, but this is putting it a bit too strongly

:laugh2:

It's even more pathetic and embarrassing that all the others are standing outside the door listening in.

Epic.
19-05-2019, 03:13 PM
:laugh2:

It's even more pathetic and embarrassing that all the others are standing outside the door listening in.

At least when Benedict did it, he had the common courtesy doing it in private.

Matthew.
19-05-2019, 03:17 PM
Jay and Mark are seeing who can wank longest in the bedroom, what the ****. They really are a pair of wankers, but this is putting it a bit too strongly

(removes BB12 from my to-watch list)

Tony Montana
19-05-2019, 03:19 PM
At least when Benedict did it, he had the common courtesy doing it in private.

And he cleaned after himself.

Tony Montana
19-05-2019, 03:19 PM
(removes BB12 from my to-watch list)

:joker::joker::joker:

Epic.
19-05-2019, 03:19 PM
(removes BB12 from my to-watch list)

Don't worry it doesn't show anything, although Mark has walked around naked several times, Aaron has showered naked and the producers refuse to show any of it :laugh2:

Epic.
19-05-2019, 03:55 PM
Omg I thought I'd have nothing to talk about with Rebeckah out, but Anton is there in the diary room hoping he'll last in the series until his birthday two weeks from now, because he thinks it means Maisy can't say no if he asks her to kiss him. A misogynistic twat for sure, but right when he's so cocksure about this, he walks into his bedroom and witnesses AARON kissing Maisy three feet away and just STARES at them, smirking about it but on the inside clearly so embarrassed, iconic karma :laugh3:

Matthew.
19-05-2019, 03:55 PM
Nichola: “Am having a laugh! Am having a laugh! AM HAVIN AN L. A. U. G-H. It’s called a laugh! It’s called not being serious.”
Andrew: “I’ll say that next time I say something that pisses you off :idc:”
Nichola: “You what? :umm2:”
Andrew: “I’ll say that next time I say something that pisses you off :idc:”
Nichola: “When was I rude to you?”
Andrew: “You weren’t, you were rude to Nick.”
Nichola: “Nick hasn’t talked to me- Did you take that serious, Nick with me?”
Nick: “... ... ...No.”
Nichola: “Because Nick knows what I’m like! Nick wouldn’t be that serious about an egg!”
Melanie: “Anyway, I think we should play a game! :hugesmile:”
Nichola: “HONESTLY YE’VE GOT YER DICK STUCK RIGHT UP YER ANUS :oh:”

Epic.
19-05-2019, 03:58 PM
BB1 sounds like an amazing series after looking at your's and Scoot's takes on it.

I dunno which to watch next between that, 2 or 4.

Matthew.
19-05-2019, 04:14 PM
ZReoilmllVg

Just got past this :clap1: Caroline :clap1:

Afraid of YOU? :umm2: Give. Me. A. Break! Listen! A discussion? You need to learn how to hold one :smug:
https://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/01/caroline.png

Matthew.
19-05-2019, 04:19 PM
BB1 sounds like an amazing series after looking at your's and Scoot's takes on it.

I dunno which to watch next between that, 2 or 4.

It’s good, not exactly amazing so far compared to other series but I think the best is still to come. Caroline is carrying it atm. I’m planning on watching BB2 after this one if that makes it any easier

Headie
19-05-2019, 04:24 PM
Idk, Nick’s been a bit of a disappointment so far? Not sure whether it’s because he reaches his peak later on, or whether I’ve just not been paying enough attention? (which seems more likely given that Sada’s mum was calling him a scheming rat and the whole world has seen exactly what he’s like)

Imo he’s been quite dull and quite slimy as well, but having said that, as I type this, I’m laughing at (who I think is) him singing I’m In The Mood For Dancing by The Nolan Sisters in the garden by himself so maybe I judged him too quickly :think:

Yeah he was a let-down when I watched the first time too. He's just not that exciting to watch, more of a gamebot.

Headie
19-05-2019, 04:27 PM
Nichola: “Am having a laugh! Am having a laugh! AM HAVIN AN L. A. U. G-H. It’s called a laugh! It’s called not being serious.”
Andrew: “I’ll say that next time I say something that pisses you off :idc:”
Nichola: “You what? :umm2:”
Andrew: “I’ll say that next time I say something that pisses you off :idc:”
Nichola: “When was I rude to you?”
Andrew: “You weren’t, you were rude to Nick.”
Nichola: “Nick hasn’t talked to me- Did you take that serious, Nick with me?”
Nick: “... ... ...No.”
Nichola: “Because Nick knows what I’m like! Nick wouldn’t be that serious about an egg!”
Melanie: “Anyway, I think we should play a game! :hugesmile:”
Nichola: “HONESTLY YE’VE GOT YER DICK STUCK RIGHT UP YER ANUS :oh:”

Ugh, Nicola was iconic. That was like the first significant argument in BB I think, and then Caroline vs Craig the next day :love:

Matthew.
19-05-2019, 04:50 PM
Reactions to Caroline’s eviction:

Darren: “Oh... that’s quite a shocker, actually?”

Caroline: (running around the house, screaming something that we couldn’t hear because it was in the background of Davina saying we’ll see you in the second show)

Andrew: “She’s annoying, she’s stupid, she makes that noise, she does **** all, she’s ugly (:umm2:)...” (cuts to Caroline singing really loudly in the garden)

Matthew.
19-05-2019, 04:53 PM
So I previously assumed that the “She’s going home, she’s going home, she’s going, Grace is going home!!!!” chants were original to BB7 but no, they featured in BB1 for Andrew’s eviction too :shocked:

Epic.
19-05-2019, 05:12 PM
Not them having Victor AND David Ramsden within the same BOTS :clap1:

(oh and Josie's there too I suppose)

Epic.
19-05-2019, 05:15 PM
Alice: Have you seen Lisa lately?
David: Ah've seen her about four times since I left the house, but we're still... in love!
Alice: Bosom Buddies.
David: PROPAHH!
Alice: PROPAHH?
David: PROPAHH, BANGIN MATES!

reece(:
19-05-2019, 05:18 PM
BB1 sounds like an amazing series after looking at your's and Scoot's takes on it.

I dunno which to watch next between that, 2 or 4.

I would not watch 2 and 4 one after the other because they are both reallly bad

Epic.
19-05-2019, 05:29 PM
The teams in this game have to analyse a clip but then CAROLE VINCENT is there to distract them by dancing seductively to All the Single Ladies :joker::joker:

https://i.makeagif.com/media/5-19-2019/T-NLHY.gif
https://i.makeagif.com/media/5-19-2019/xQjONN.gif
https://i.makeagif.com/media/5-19-2019/HHuiE4.gif

Matthew.
19-05-2019, 06:08 PM
“I’m nominating Andrew so that he can watch his brother racing on Saturday :hugesmile:”
https://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/01/darren.png

Matthew.
19-05-2019, 06:18 PM
Screaming literally EVERYONE hates Nick :joker:

Matthew.
19-05-2019, 06:22 PM
Weeks 1 & 2 - Sada evicted
1. Caroline (+1)
2. Anna (-1)
3. Darren (+1)
4. Sada (+1)
5. Melanie (-2)
6. Tom (-)
7. Nichola (-)
8. Andrew (-)
9. Craig (+1)
10. Nick (-1)

Shocked at Mel being favourite to win :shocked: Was expecting Craig for sure. Anyway think I’ve spammed this thread enough for just now :shame:

Week 3 - Andrew evicted
1. Caroline (-)
2. Nichola (+5)
3. Anna (-1)
4. Darren (-1)
5. Melanie (-)
6. Tom (-)
7. Nick (+3)
8. Craig (+1)
9. Andrew (-1)

Epic.
19-05-2019, 08:27 PM
Well my opinion of Mark was moderately negative but there was still some enthusiasm I liked about him. However, now I ****ing HATE him for tricking Aaron into holding his hands up so Mark can punch him in his genital area :umm2:

Be warned it is a violent moment.
https://i.makeagif.com/media/5-19-2019/5MFDZS.gif

Housemates have been chucked out for far more minor offenses, but this prick does not even get a warning :skull:. Any person who decides to do this to someone for no reason, thinking it's funny, is a massive prick

Epic.
19-05-2019, 08:28 PM
It's not even that heavily focused on, it features during another one of BB12's many OTT montages

Epic.
19-05-2019, 09:03 PM
I'm feeling so sorry for Maisy. She kissed Aaron last night, and Anton's spread a false rumour that it was more than that due to him being such an insecure, jealous, nasty ****. Now the whole house have this pre conceived notion and it's not fair to her

Epic.
19-05-2019, 09:16 PM
Awkward that they have Michelle Bass on but Emma introduces her as 'one of the fabulous lip gloss bitches from Big Brother 8' making me think they had one of Charley's crew on the panel :joker:

Epic.
19-05-2019, 09:18 PM
Pete Burns back as a guest panellist :flutter:

Now I'm REALLY hoping Rebeckah's on this BOTS, he'd have some funny **** to say about her

Epic.
19-05-2019, 09:35 PM
Emma: Pete, do you think he [Anton] has got away with spreading the news? Cause he is the one that's kind of been going around telling everybody.
Pete: Well in my view, I think him and Aden are just lovesick puppies, you know what I mean? And spreading the news? It's all down to the edit really, isn't it?
Emma: ...
Pete: IT IS DOWN TO THE EDIT, and I'm in mourning, I'm not saying much tonight because Rebeckah's gone :(

Not Our Pete being the righteous Rebeckah stanner this forum should take an example from :love: . Talent :clap2: recognises :clap2: talent! :clap2:

Epic.
19-05-2019, 10:52 PM
They've made me spoiled rotten having David Ramsden a regular guest this week :flutter: . Now they have him camping in the woods with TASHIE for no real reason :joker:

https://i.makeagif.com/media/5-19-2019/dsleb1.gif

Tony Montana
19-05-2019, 11:02 PM
Omg I thought I'd have nothing to talk about with Rebeckah out, but Anton is there in the diary room hoping he'll last in the series until his birthday two weeks from now, because he thinks it means Maisy can't say no if he asks her to kiss him. A misogynistic twat for sure, but right when he's so cocksure about this, he walks into his bedroom and witnesses AARON kissing Maisy three feet away and just STARES at them, smirking about it but on the inside clearly so embarrassed, iconic karma :laugh3:

Aaron did in one night what Anton has been trying and failing to do since day 1 :clap1:

Anton looked very creepy staring at them. It's even worse on this video.

u2RgXy4TKto

Epic.
19-05-2019, 11:09 PM
Pete rocking the righteous opinions as always :clap1:

Emma: We've had two evictions so far.
Pete: Yeah the WRONG ones!
Emma: ...So I was gonna say "Do you think the right people went?" So you think Tashie should've stayed?
Pete: Well Tashie was a bit of a space cadet and she was really quite irritating, always crying and stuff like that, but it made great telly when she was in the diary room SOBBING and looking like an inflamed HEMORRHOID!
Emma & Audience: :laugh2:
Pete: It's just "I was bullied at school and I make great sausages!" I think it made great TELLY and I'm into great TELLY!
Emma: Yeah.
Pete: And I think Rebeckah made ABS-O-LUTELY brilliant telly! She was like Cruella de Vil, and a vamp, and she's not that gorgeous BUT SHE MANAGED TO PULL ALL THE GUYS IN.
Emma: She was a prickly character, wasn't she? But she was BRILLIANT to watch.
Pete: I was SO shocked that the British public voted her out, cause she would've made a GREAT nine or ten week stint! It would've all EXPLODED with her in.
Emma: But would you have liked her to have won it?
Pete: Umm... actually, I'd say had she been in another two weeks, MAYBE cause she's like Cruella de Vil? I probably would've liked her to have won it cause she's a bit of a character.

Even the same winner pick as me :love:

*mazedsalv**
19-05-2019, 11:13 PM
“We could do a Big Brother sendoff and the person who’s nominated stabs everyone to death in their beds, :) me and Andy are left, so you won’t know whether it’s me or him. You’re (points at Darren) killed in the chicken patch, :) bitten to death, :) we can kill Craig in his bed, :) Nicky gets stabbed to death with knitting needles, :) Anna gets battered to death with her guitar, :) Mel gets battered to death with statistics... :)”
https://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/01/caroline.png

:joker::joker:

Epic.
20-05-2019, 01:03 AM
Day 14/15 Highlights (Rebeckah Evicted)
1. Rebeckah (-)
2. Heaven (-)
3. Faye (-)
4. Alex (-)
5. Aaron (-)
6. Maisy (-)
7. Louise (-)
8. Mark (+1)
9. Aden (+4) :o
10. Jay (-2)
11. Anton (-1)
12. Tom (-1)
13. Harry (-1)

Day 16/17/18 Highlights (Aaron, Aden and Heaven nominated)
1. Heaven
2. Faye
3. Alex
4. Aaron
5. Maisy
6. Louise
7. Tom (+4)
8. Aden
9. Anton (+1)
10. Harry (+2)
11. Jay (-2)
12. Mark (-5)

Scoot
20-05-2019, 06:40 AM
Finally watching more BB2

Not here for Narinder getting the boot this week because she’s on her period </3

Scoot
20-05-2019, 07:06 AM
It’s weird watching older series and seeing how much times have changed. Bubble’s resistance to being seen dancing with Brian is seen as somewhat endearing and funny, whereas now it would probably garner a lot of hate? :think:

Epic.
20-05-2019, 09:54 AM
"BUBBLE HOLD ME :oh::oh::oh:"

Matthew.
20-05-2019, 09:58 AM
A helicopter sent by a national newspaper going over the house to drop leaflets in the garden to tell housemates to nominate Nick :skull:

Epic.
20-05-2019, 10:02 AM
Not them having Rodrigo on BOTS too :clap1:. Send in Marcus, Sree or Nóirín in too while you're at it :love:

Epic.
20-05-2019, 10:03 AM
The BOTS guests in 2011 were so much better than the barren mediocrity that got gradually stale with each passing recent year

Epic.
20-05-2019, 10:04 AM
Pete Burns reappearing too wow I'm spoiled for choice :love: I saw Rebeckah in the thumbnail for this on YouTube as well so I have a great show ahead :flutter: .

Epic.
20-05-2019, 10:09 AM
Pete: Last night, I misjudged Aaron.
Emma: Really? Tell me why.
Pete: I thought he was a snob, I think he's really naive as to how he's perceived. I don't think he's got anything to be ashamed of.
Emma: He just snogged someone basically, didn't he?
Pete: Yeah but the great thing is that Tom's a completely delusional FAG
*crowd cheers*
Pete: Aaron brushed up against him with a sports jacket, and he thinks they're gonna be WALTZING down the aisle for the civil CEREMONY!

:laugh2:

Matthew.
20-05-2019, 10:16 AM
This video contains content from Channel 5, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.

Seems legit given this is BB1

Epic.
20-05-2019, 10:29 AM
I've just now realised they have Victor as a weekly segment where he analyses who the **** stirrers in the house are, having been the biggest one in BB :clap1:

The BOTS of BB12 are actually better produced and have more diverse casting than BB12 :laugh:

Epic.
20-05-2019, 10:41 AM
I forgot all about them arranging Rebeckah to go for a dinner date with Aden's mum, featuring Jamie East :joker:

Epic.
20-05-2019, 10:43 AM
Rebeckah has already said "I wanna go 'ome!" TWICE. The first before Aden's mum even answers the door when Rebeckah knocks on the door, and a second time when she sees Aden's ridiculously long line up of condoms and sex toys :laugh2:

Epic.
20-05-2019, 10:46 AM
Rebeckah claims she smelled massage oil off of a teddy bear Aden sleeps with :skull:. Jonty would frown upon this!

Epic.
20-05-2019, 11:24 AM
Rodrigo: The thing is I think people, the housemates are picking on Heaven. I dunno WHY people don't like her, I LOVE her and--
Rebeckah: *tries to talk*
Rodrigo: Let me say something, no let me say something.
Everyone: :joker:
Rodrigo: NO SERIOUS. I think the thing is, HEAVEN is HAPPY, she argues when she has to argue, she's funny she'sloudshe'shappytobethere and sometimes it's really boring to be there! And like she's a really strong character in the house, and why like they want her to leave? SO LET'S KEEP HER IN because let's make--
Crowd: No no.
Rodrigo: LISTEN LISTEN, let's make.
Crowd: No no.
Rodrigo: LISTEN PLEASE, LET'S MAKE--
Emma: She is a controversial housemate!
Rodrigo: YEAH, LIKE AARON AT THE MOMENT, AARON IS IN THE STORYLINE, YOU KNOW, HEAVEN IS BEING A GREAT HOUSEMATE AND STRONG CHARACTER, AND I THINK... Aden became really boring and unfortunate, cause he's a really nice guy, but UNFORTUNATELY I want him to leave this week, because of Rebeckah!
Emma: Rebeckah brought out the best in him!
Rebeckah: I thought we were gonna have some FUN!
https://i.makeagif.com/media/5-20-2019/9n_wv_.gif
Rebeckah: WHYYY?
Rodrigo: I THINK YOU WERE PLAYING WITH HIM.
Emma: Rodrigo, do you think Rebeckah brought out the best in him as a housemate?
Rodrigo: No, I loved to meet her as a person, but I think she's playing with him.
Rebeckah: I never played with him?
Rodrigo: I think you--NO, I think you played, WATCHING him, you LED HIM ON?
Rebeckah: Ohh right :smug:.
Rodrigo: No watch him WATCH HIM, you LED HIM ON, and I think he ruined his chance because he should be ENJOYING HAVING FUN, and now he's always miserable and BORING?
Emma: Rodrigo shall I just sit down? *sits in audience* :laugh;
Rodrigo: No but it's true, know what I mean! REBECKAH, if he wasn't talking about her all the time all the time all the time!
Rebeckah: :joker:
Rodrigo: HE WOULD BE MAKING FUN, HE COULD HAVE NICE FUN, HE HAVE REALLY NICE FUN, you know, I LOVED HIS FUN AND EVERYTHING. BUT NOW? *pounds fists on table* NOW HE BECAME BORING SO LET'S KEEP HEAVEN AND AARON IN.

PLEASE! PLEASE!
https://i.makeagif.com/media/5-20-2019/TuFVJL.gif

I thought Rebeckah and Pete would steal the show but Rodrigo's making it pretty fun too :joker:

Scoot
20-05-2019, 12:28 PM
Matthew I stan your love for Caggy!

Matthew.
20-05-2019, 12:30 PM
Matthew I stan your love for Caggy!

Iconic Caggy <3

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/bigbrotheruk/images/1/13/Caroline1.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130711142454

Epic.
20-05-2019, 02:04 PM
Emma says Pete Burns can't make the latest BOTS by saying 'he has the ***** apparently!' :skull:

Matthew.
20-05-2019, 02:05 PM
Caroline’s reaction to being nominated, for the third consecutive time, is to do her laugh, run around the house, do her laugh again, stick her middle fingers up at everyone, run back towards the sofa and shout this: “FACK SAKE!!!!! :joker: CAN’T YOU THINK OF ANYONE ELSE’S NAME WHEN YOU GO IN THERE!!!!!!! :joker: I can’t friggin believe it, I really can not believe it. Have you all forgotten that anyone else... can I just tell you the names in the group? Darren, Tom, Craig, Nicholas, Nichola, Caroline - I know you know that one :pat: - Anna, and Melaaaanie. I’ll tell you what though, should I survive, I am staying in bed Saturday, I’ll just tell you that NOW. :smug:”

Tony Montana
20-05-2019, 02:11 PM
Kemal (as Zulekya) also appeared on BOTS during 2011. Although I can't remember if it was during CBB8 or BB12.

Epic.
20-05-2019, 02:14 PM
Kemal (as Zulekya) also appeared on BOTS during 2011. Although I can't remember if it was during CBB8 or BB12.

What?? Ugh knowing my luck I don't think I'll get the privilege of seeing her :(

Matthew.
20-05-2019, 02:15 PM
The BOTS then sounds like it was better produced than the final ever one </3

Epic.
20-05-2019, 02:16 PM
They have Nikki coming in of all people to be the BOTS psychologist :laugh2:

Tony Montana
20-05-2019, 02:18 PM
What?? Ugh knowing my luck I don't think I'll get the privilege of seeing her :(

I'll try and see if i can find it.

Tony Montana
20-05-2019, 02:18 PM
Rex also appeared on BOTS during BB12. :flutter:

Epic.
20-05-2019, 02:23 PM
Rex also appeared on BOTS during BB12. :flutter:

Yeah that's the one I'm on

Epic.
20-05-2019, 02:25 PM
They have Rebeckah dressed to be a video game character where she has to dance moves that will be implemented into game controls :joker:

"Hopefully... this video... will do exactly what I'm good at doing... dancing... and making geeky boys... part with their money."
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/12/rebeckah.png

Epic.
20-05-2019, 02:28 PM
https://i.makeagif.com/media/5-20-2019/ZkVVCa.gif

Liam-
20-05-2019, 02:29 PM
Rebeckah is honestly such a scream

Epic.
20-05-2019, 04:03 PM
I don't think BB12 deserves the labels it gets that indicate it as one of the worst series ever, but if there's one thing I don't like, it's the amount of pointless music video montages that completely break the immersion of what should just be a basic social experiment. The many recent Ch5 series, that were very mediocre anyway, were weakened further by random musical interludes, but it's not been as common as this series. Example of the most recent one: 'Don't Stop the Party' by Black Eyed Peas playing during edited footage of housemates cleaning the house :skull:.

Gross I'm just remembering how much this pissed me off in BB14 as well.

Epic.
20-05-2019, 04:28 PM
Day 16/17/18 Highlights (Aaron, Aden and Heaven nominated)
1. Heaven
2. Faye
3. Alex
4. Aaron
5. Maisy
6. Louise
7. Tom (+4)
8. Aden
9. Anton (+1)
10. Harry (+2)
11. Jay (-2)
12. Mark (-5)

Day 19/20 Highlights
1. Heaven (-)
2. Faye (-)
3. Alex (-)
4. Aaron (-)
5. Maisy (-)
6. Tom (+1)
7. Harry (+3)
8. Anton (+1)
9. Aden (-1)
10. Louise (-4)
11. Jay (-)
12. Mark (-)

Jake.
20-05-2019, 04:39 PM
Pre-Rylan Bots >>

Tony Montana
20-05-2019, 04:42 PM
Pre-Rylan Bots >>

Tea. Jamie, Emma and Alice were far better.

Although I grew to like Rylan ngl.

Epic.
20-05-2019, 04:46 PM
I still think they should've just relegated Brian to BOTS hosting and put Emma on the main show right from the start. His plus was always interviewer, and that's basically what the job is as a BOTS host, and he's always interested in asking questions to the housemates.

If it went like that, I wonder if Rylan would've even had a famous career :laugh:

Epic.
20-05-2019, 06:51 PM
Just when I thought the audience guests couldn't get any better, they have AHMED sent in! :love:
https://i.imgur.com/RZMJWLC.jpg

Matthew.
20-05-2019, 06:52 PM
Just when I thought the audience guests couldn't get any better, they have AHMED sent in! :love:
https://i.imgur.com/RZMJWLC.jpg

(adds BB12 back to my watch list)

Lostie!
20-05-2019, 06:55 PM
I always enjoyed Rylan but Alice was definitely missed in the later series.

Epic.
20-05-2019, 07:12 PM
Emma: Not gonna smash any plates?
Ahmed: NOOO :)
Emma: GOOD. Do you think they behave worse than your year?
Ahmed: NO WAY! NO WAY! That was a real FIGHT our year, y'know with the Jungle Cats and everything, Lip Gloss Bitches, THAT was something AMAZING, people were talking about it for years and years! This was... just small argument, nothing... nothing major. :rolleyes:

Ahmed recognising the casting was much better back in his series :clap1:

Epic.
20-05-2019, 07:57 PM
I know Aden's name has had several pronunciations but it's three weeks in and still none of the production team have told Brian to stop pronouncing it as "ORRRDEN" :skull:

Epic.
20-05-2019, 07:59 PM
I'm still hearing some 'Get Rebeckah Out' a week after she's been evicted :laugh2:

Epic.
20-05-2019, 09:18 PM
Heaven falling down the stairs on her way out :joker:
http://images.yuku.com/image/gif/2ab3621e3286a3c7d2e9e9a460c10506f2851a3e_r.gif

Epic.
20-05-2019, 09:21 PM
Now the crowd are chanting during her interview "YOU FE-ELL O-OVER! YOU FE-ELL O-OVER!" like it's a playground tease :skull:

Epic.
20-05-2019, 09:25 PM
For anyone who wants to know what the closest eviction percentage ever is, I'm pretty confident that surely it was Aden vs Heaven, Brian revealing there was half a percent between them :(.

This series could've been saved so much if they transcended the save and replace twist from BB11, because these first evictions are three of the most undeserved I've come across.

Epic.
20-05-2019, 09:44 PM
WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS BRIAN DOING IN THIS OPENING BOTS SHOT :laugh3:
https://i.makeagif.com/media/5-20-2019/o_o8Ss.gif

He clearly still felt so out of place with the show at this point.

Matthew.
20-05-2019, 10:25 PM
Caroline seeing Davina in the store room through the mirror and going right up to it to see her :skull:

Davina has to quickly run out while you can hear Caroline walk away from the mirror saying “Making a BLOODY liar of me! :inamood:”

Headie
20-05-2019, 10:27 PM
For anyone who wants to know what the closest eviction percentage ever is, I'm pretty confident that surely it was Aden vs Heaven, Brian revealing there was half a percent between them :(.

This series could've been saved so much if they transcended the save and replace twist from BB11, because these first evictions are three of the most undeserved I've come across.

Yeah less than half a percent between the two, and I can't imagine there were that many votes cast. Series was so close to being saved </3

It gets momentarily interesting for a week or two when the late entrant comes in but other than that it's a pretty uneventful series from here on out I'm afraid to say!

Epic.
20-05-2019, 10:30 PM
I meant to say less than half a percent between Aden/Heaven so the lacking viewing figures were a huge factor here

reece(:
20-05-2019, 10:53 PM
Kemal (as Zulekya) also appeared on BOTS during 2011. Although I can't remember if it was during CBB8 or BB12.

Wasn't Zulekya a regular on the spin the wheel game thing iirc

reece(:
20-05-2019, 10:55 PM
Yeah less than half a percent between the two, and I can't imagine there were that many votes cast. Series was so close to being saved </3

It gets momentarily interesting for a week or two when the late entrant comes in but other than that it's a pretty uneventful series from here on out I'm afraid to say!
And each vote was like 4p as well :skull: