BBUK Re-Watch/First Watch Thread (Part 3)

[RileyH]

HOWLING @ 'Mo I can see your penis :eek:'

[Tony Montana]

Mohamed and Alexandra's Argument over Cross Dressing is one of the funniest Arguments ever!

''Yeah take your Bra off Mohamed, Take your Bra Off''

*Awkward Silence*

*Both Burst into Laughter*

[RileyH]

BYE @ them speaking to the house with their question about Alex :skull: :skull: :skull:

[RileyH]

Sylvia butting in mid argument :joker:

'Don't take it out on me'
'NO ONE'S TAKING IT OUT ON YOU :oh:'

[Matthew.]

Science being evicted </3

[Epic.]

Science being evicted </3

50.5% </3

He could've actually won had he JUST survived over a girl who was likely to stay anyway since the audience thought they were wasting money on someone who wanted to leave.

If Orlaith wanted to leave so bad, she should've pissed off sooner

[y.winter]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b2/Big_Brother_UK_2012_Eye_Logo_to_be_used_for_both_n ormal_and_celebrity_editions.jpg
BB13 (Due to a request - upload in progress)
Week 1: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1Q4CpvT0pAQL0UhRebZXjUVccPrmuv0D6
Week 2: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1u-PpySZ_yTqK-amC0Oej0Jfjx2t2oJkL
Week 3: https://drive.google.com/open?id=12odK9XnDNXzhBpt9LXtlNhC3QBDW6sdx
Week 4: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1dHSO52PVKqm93cSICr-MxhhV3Z3f5eW0

[Matthew.]

50.5% </3

He could've actually won had he JUST survived over a girl who was likely to stay anyway since the audience thought they were wasting money on someone who wanted to leave.

If Orlaith wanted to leave so bad, she should've pissed off sooner

all Orlaith has done for the past week is complain about how much she wants to go but we get another week of her, and presumably another week of her complaining about how much she wants to go again

[Matthew.]

Week 7 - Vanessa evicted
1. Makosi (-)
2. Science (-)
3. Derek (+1)
4. Kemal (-1)
5. Vanessa (+1)
6. Craig (-1)
7. Anthony (+1)
8. Eugene (-1)
9. Orlaith (-)

I’m on the 7th week and it’s the first time that my favourite housemate has been the same as the week before :laugh:

Just shows how every week in this series is just so different

Week 8 - Science evicted
1. Science (+1)
2. Derek (+1)
3. Makosi (-2)
4. Kemal (-)
5. Eugene (+3)
6. Craig (-)
7. Anthony (-)
8. Orlaith (+1)

[Matthew.]

did anyone else think that Orlaith was pronounced the same way it is spelled before watching BB6 lmao

[Matthew.]

Big Brother using Science quotes as the morning’s alarm :skull:

“Citizen Science...Power to the people!” x100

[Matthew.]

Craig is actually obsessed with Anthony and it’s just a huge mess

[Daniel.]

Craig is actually obsessed with Anthony and it’s just a huge mess

Wait until the ambassaor's ball episode, I ha dto literally pause I was so cringed out

[Scoot]

Stuart’s taken it upon himself to list every single one of Penny’s faults at every opportune moment now that she’s been nominated. Pig.

[Scoot]

“All the guys in general in the house, ALL the guys, they’re just so... typical. If one of them gets up and goes in the lounge, they all get up and go in the lounge. It’s like they stick together, so... they’re just TYPICAL blokes. They’re all like a pack and I feel — and I’m being totally honest — that if I say anything, they’re gonna do a Penny on me and, ‘Oh, alright, let’s get her out,’ and that’s gonna be their reason for nominating me, so I’m a bit... well if I say anything it’s only gonna go against me. :/”

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/02/narinder.png Narinder CLOCKING the boys clique :clap1:

[Scoot]

akndfsadkagafv Penny reading all the housemates to a cackling Narinder and Brian, and Amma listening in, Amma walking into the room and Brian acting like he was telling a story the whole time. :joker:

[Scoot]

idk why but I screamed at Penny leaving and 'Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Man After Midnight)' BLARING the second she stepped foot out the door. A Channel 5 tea!

Actually her whole exit is kind of hilarious? Davina can hardly control her and she's running around barefoot :joker:

[Scoot]

NOT the lighting for the interview making it seem like an episode of 60 Minutes.

[Scoot]

BB2 - Week 1 Rankings
1. Narinder
2. Brian
3. Amma
4. Penny
5. Helen
6. Bubble
7. Elizabeth
8. Paul
9. Dean
10. Stuart

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/02/amma.png http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/02/brian.png http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/02/paulf.png http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/02/dean.png http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/02/elizabeth.png http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/02/helen.png http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/02/narinder.png http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/02/paulc.png http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/bw/uk/02/penny.png http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/02/stuart.png

BB2 - Week 2 Rankings
1. Narinder
2. Brian
3. Penny (+1)
4. Amma (-1)
5. Helen
6. Bubble
7. Paul (+1)
8. Elizabeth (-1)
9. Dean
10. Stuart

Not as much took place as in Week 1 but it's still been decent.

I'll miss Penny, though she was a bit more subdued after finding out she'd been nominated. Her cover of 'Big Spender' though oh me oh my. Stirring.

Bubble's shown he has a good heart this week so it's made me start to look over his annoyances.

Brian and Narinder continue to be the highlight of every episode. :lovedup:

Dean's been annoying me. Either he's been non-existent or rude.

Interested to see what I think of Josh when he enters in the incoming week, though I still think it should've been Anne or Natasha who went in. I don't remember that much of him tbh. :worry:

[Matthew.]

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/eugene.png

“Can anyone here do an impression of themselves?”

[Epic.]

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/eugene.png

“Can anyone here do an impression of themselves?”

C R I N G E

[Matthew.]

C R I N G E

aw i like him, i think he’s sweet

not one of the best housemates by any stretch but i like his quirkiness

[Tony Montana]

Eugene was a Horrible, Two-Faced, Cowardly little Prick who barely contributed.

He was awful to Science, Saying he Hoped Science would Physically Assault someone so he'd be removed or wtte. While most of the others cared very little for Eugene and barely made time for him, Science would always speak to and listen to his Stories for Hours.

He needs to have his own backbone and stop following Derek around like a Lost Puppy.

[Epic.]

Eugene was a Horrible, Two-Faced, Cowardly little Prick who barely contributed.

He was awful to Science, Saying he Hoped Science would Physically Assault someone so he'd be removed or wtte. While most of the others cared very little for Eugene and barely made time for him, Science would always speak to and listen to his Stories for Hours.

He needs to have his own backbone and stop following Derek around like a Lost Puppy.

There were loads of other stuff revealed too. In both his interview and to the press, Science mentioned an offscreen incident where Eugene burst into tears thinking Science would hit him just because Science was loud one day :umm2: . He also joked of poisoning Science's food, and in a diary room uncut I saw he compares him to a 'schoolyard bully despite the fact Science never once said or did anything to him. A bit rich comparing him to a schoolyard bully when Eugene's best friend was a 41 year old 'schoolyard bully' :laugh:

I think they left a lot of his worst traits out of the editing so that they could finally have someone in the cast who looks innocent to the audience, since a lack of that was one of the major criticisms of BB6 at the time.

"He's telling me 'Ooo language' WHO THE FACK IS HE? TO TELL ME?!"
https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article5651194.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Craig-Coates.jpg

[Tony Montana]

There were loads of other stuff revealed too. In both his interview and to the press, Science mentioned an offscreen incident where Eugene burst into tears thinking Science would hit him just because Science was loud one day :umm2: . He also joked of poisoning Science's food, and in a diary room uncut I saw he compares him to a 'schoolyard bully despite the fact Science never once said or did anything to him. A bit rich comparing him to a schoolyard bully when Eugene's best friend was a 41 year old 'schoolyard bully' :laugh:

I think they left a lot of his worst traits out of the editing so that they could finally have someone in the cast who looks innocent to the audience, since a lack of that was one of the major criticisms of BB6 at the time.

"He's telling me 'Ooo language' WHO THE FACK IS HE? TO TELL ME?!"
https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article5651194.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Craig-Coates.jpg

My Jaw Dropped when i first heard him utter those words. Even if he intended it as a joke, what a Horrible and Unforgiving Thought. It was this particular moment i realised The Whole Geeky 'Nice Guy' Image he portrayed himself was all an act and behind it was his true Nasty Self.

I'm glad Craig and Makosi clocked him and had his number. I loved it when
Makosi put him in his place over the whole Bin Cleaning Incident.

[Matthew.]

Anthony is drunk out his mind, and he’s raging, and Craig seems to think that he’s Anthony’s mum?

[Daniel.]

The most cringeworthy disturbing bb ep ever

[RileyH]

a HOWL

[Matthew.]

The most cringeworthy disturbing bb ep ever

i was so confused it was all over the place :laugh:

[Matthew.]

I’d like to think that if Kemal hadn’t got in that argument with Anthony, Orlaith would have been evicted?

[Matthew.]

The Diva has left the building! </3http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/kemal.png

[Epic.]

I’d like to think that if Kemal hadn’t got in that argument with Anthony, Orlaith would have been evicted?

It was too close to the lines closing for one fight to make a sudden difference. Orlaith survived and Kemal left because some people were starting to be offended by his and Derek's antagonising of her and voted him out to make her time easier, ironically making it worse :laugh: . That and the fact Orlaith said she'd walk anyway so people probably thought they were wasting money on her going

She still should've been out two weeks ago

[Epic.]

Anthony is drunk out his mind, and he’s raging, and Craig seems to think that he’s Anthony’s mum?

When he tried to make Anthony jealous by snogging Makosi and Orlaith, and humping Kemal within the same week<3

"ME AND ORRRLAITH ARE GETTING IT AWWWN!"
"JUMP ON ME! JUMP ON ME!"

[Matthew.]

It was too close to the lines closing for one fight to make a sudden difference. Orlaith survived and Kemal left because some people were starting to be offended by his and Derek's antagonising of her and voted him out to make her time easier, ironically making it worse :laugh: . That and the fact Orlaith said she'd walk anyway so people probably thought they were wasting money on her going

She still should've been out two weeks ago

she’s quite draining to watch

[Daniel.]

Kemal could have won if he wasn't seen as too similar to Nadia the year before

[Matthew.]

Week 8 - Science evicted
1. Science (+1)
2. Derek (+1)
3. Makosi (-2)
4. Kemal (-)
5. Eugene (+3)
6. Craig (-)
7. Anthony (-)
8. Orlaith (+1)

Week 9 - Kemal evicted
1. Makosi (+2)
2. Derek (-)
3. Kemal (+1)
4. Eugene (+1)
5. Craig (+1)
6. Anthony (+1)
7. Orlaith (+1)

[Epic.]

Kemal could have won if he wasn't seen as too similar to Nadia the year before

The fact that he was the launch night favourite too</3.

Him or Science would've probably been the best fit to win BB6 based on a storyline perspective. Not Anthony's bloody one that only happened because of Craig and Makosi

[RileyH]

Orlaith is underrated

[Tony Montana]

The fact that he was the launch night favourite too</3.

Him or Science would've probably been the best fit to win BB6 based on a storyline perspective. Not Anthony's bloody one that only happened because of Craig and Makosi

So Much Tea

[Matthew.]

Orlaith is messy as :skull:

Calling Derek evil :joker: (I mean I know he was a Tory at this time (he’s Lib Dem now, I think) but that’s a bit of an overreaction!)

Have to commend her use of the word “sleekit” though, that’s such an under appreciated word :clap1:

[Epic.]

*after Brian finds proper food in the storeroom for the first time in weeks*
Brian: TOBACCAH! :cheer2: WONTON NOODLES! :cheer2: PIZZA! :cheer2: *enters* FOOD! TOBACCAH, WONTON NOODLES, PIZZA! :cheer2: OH MY DAYS, LIFE IS BETTER! :cheer2: *exits bedroom with food* WOOOOOOO! *hops in the air*
Carole: ...Huh-ha-ha :laugh: .
Brian: *continues yelling in the distance*
Carole: I think that was your alarm folks! :smug: hahahaha :smug: Oh Big Brother, we've just taken your ALARM :smug: That's so funny :rolleyes: .

[Matthew.]

“Anthony... Sandy from the cartoon with all the dogs? Poor, Anthony, POOR! Get out!”
“Taxi! Can I not just take one?”
“Door’s open.”

[Daniel.]

BB5 - Week 5


1. Nadia
2. Michelle
3. Ahmed
4. Victor
5. Shell
6. Stuart
7. Becki
8. Daniel
9. Marco
10. Jason

Fantastic week! The nominations reveal episode was in particular great, and Michelle's meltdown, Victor vs Marco and Ahmed's meltdown were highlights of the week. Becki is a nice addition and I loved her telling Nadia she knew about her and wouldnt tell anyone :love:

I officially cant stand Jason, hes a rather nasty person with no sense of fun or anything, he bore the **** out of me. Glad to be ri of Marco, what a twat.

[Epic.]

Davina: You took BEING nominated for the fifth time quite badly for Tracey, because as you normally do, you normally "Deal With It", and actually you got quite upset this time, why?
Tracey: Why--Well I'll tell you, I had to be--the task this week was just WRONG.
Davina: You found it hard, you found it quite hard yeah, with the manners and everything.
Tracey: I mean come on, it's just not good in my hood that is.
Davina: Right?
Tracey: I was on my period! :/
*crowd laughter*
Davina: Well that's more information than we needed :notimpressed:
Tracey: Well that's a REAL, THING, it's EMOTIONAL... :/

[Epic.]

Davina: Kara-Louise and Carole nominated you because of this argument with Gerry, but he only REALLY lied about his age, why did you find that so difficult to handle.
Tracey: A) because I don't deal with people like that in my life, I don't HAVE liars in my life.
Davina: But it was a FIB! :rolleyes:
Tracey: DU-DU-DAH! He FIBBED me since the day he walked in there man and that's proper lying, I don't deal with em, WHY LIE about your age?! :suspect: What's all that about?! :suspect:

[Scoot]

This reads like the point Davina lost interest in the show. :worry:

[Epic.]

Ziggy: A lot of times the people that have gone are the people I've voted for :sad:

I should say so, you series ruiner!
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/laura.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/nicky.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/charley.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/amy.pnghttp://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/tracey.png

[Epic.]

Day 84/85 Highlights
1. Tracey (-)
2. Carole (+1)
3. Brian (-1)
4. Amanda & Sam (-)
5. Jonty (-)
6. Kara-Louise (-)
7. Liam (-)
8. Ziggy (-)

Day 86/87/88 Highlights (Tracey & Kara-Louise Evicted)
1. Tracey (-)
2. Carole (-)
3. Brian (-)
4. Jonty (+1)
5. Amanda & Sam (-1)
6. Kara-Louise (-)
7. Liam (-)
8. Ziggy (-)

SCREAMING at Carole joining the others dancing in the bathroom but then making them leave so she can use the toilet, singing "Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box" while sitting on it :laugh2:

[Matthew.]

Kinga nominating Makosi because she evicted her initially :skull:

I like Makosi but this grudge :clap1:

[Matthew.]

Kinga pished out her mind and Makosi’s having NONE of it!

“Stop it, people are trying to sleep.”

:joker:

[Matthew.]

well... that happened @ the end with kinga and her bottle

(i knew it was coming at some stage but i didn’t think it would be on her second day!)

[Epic.]

Kinga singlehandedly rescuing the series after the tragic Science and Kemal evictions :clap1:

[Babayaro.]

It's only been three days and Gerry is such an attention seeking dickhead omg :skull:


And I don't see why Seany gets the hate he does on here, as so far he's been really likeable, apart from the Lesley incident, which yes, was a pretty mean thing to do, but not exactly the worst thing in the world

[Matthew.]

Makosi crying about Kinga being loud - I’m pretty sure she’s upset because she’s louder than Makosi is, which means the spotlight is more likely to be on her

I like Makosi and all but she’s definitely jealous because Kinga’s getting more attention than her :laugh:

[Matthew.]

Derek being evicted over Eugene was a disgrace

I like them both but Derek being worse than Eugene? I think not :oh:

[Matthew.]

I don’t think I heard any booing for Derek <3

king of being liked

[Epic.]

It's only been three days and Gerry is such an attention seeking dickhead omg :skull:

And that's him when he's not nearly as annoying :skull:

He starts getting really insufferable around the Day 37/38 mark

[Epic.]

I don’t think I heard any booing for Derek <3

king of being liked

Him and Science getting more cheers than the actual final 2 got :clap1:

[Matthew.]

Him and Science getting more cheers than the actual final 2 got :clap1:

legends :clap1:

[Matthew.]

The producers putting together a montage of Derek’s best quotes :clap1:

“She puts makeup on to have a crap!”
“Science makes me want to join the BNP!”

[Matthew.]

Derek is bb6s ahmed

as in the best housemate of their series? i agree :flutter:

[Matthew.]

Derek describing Makosi and Orlaith as “the quickest way to make an erection go flat” nearly killed me :skull:

“Oh certainly not her!”

[Tony Montana]

“The Lady is not for Turning”

“Jokes are not my suit”

“That Brain Dead, Peroxide Blonde”

So many great one liners from Derek

[Epic.]

Derek describing Makosi and Orlaith as “the quickest way to make an erection go flat” nearly killed me :skull:

I think he was just talking about Orlaith because he said 'certainly not HER'

The best Orlaith drag since "BRAINDEAD! Peroxide BLONDE! *Orlaith enters* ...i don't think so... absolutely ridiculous... :/ " :flutter:

[Matthew.]

“The Lady is not for Turning”

“Jokes are not my suit”

“That Brain Dead, Peroxide Blonde”

So many great one liners from Derek

Derek speaking to himself in the kitchen :skull:

“Look around this room, where the bloody hell do I start? That Lesley, what do you make of that Lesley, she’s rather frightening. I mean she’s the authentic fishwife - tits hamging out, effing and blinding, knickers up her arse. My gosh, hard to believe in this day and age that they still produce people like that. She said she’s never eaten a parsnip before! Weird... I think she thought the parnsip was a vibrator or something, the way she looked at it.”

the BNP one, and the “That’s the quickest way to make an erection go flat” are my favourites :joker:

edit: “Dusty Derek’s got his pinny on!” “When I first saw boobs I thought they were a deformity!”

So many great quotes from him

[Matthew.]

Week 9 - Kemal evicted
1. Makosi (+2)
2. Derek (-)
3. Kemal (+1)
4. Eugene (+1)
5. Craig (+1)
6. Anthony (+1)
7. Orlaith (+1)

Week 10 - Orlaith walked, Kinga in, Derek evicted
1. Derek (+1)
2. Kinga (R/E)
3. Makosi (-2)
4. Eugene (-)
5. Craig (-)
6. Anthony (-)

[Matthew.]

oh wow Makosi and Kinga really have bad blood huh

Makosi has just taken all of Kinga’s cigarettes off the shopping list and Kinga’s in tears the poor thing </3

“Big Brother, I want that board back, now!”
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/kinga.png

[Matthew.]

it’s probably a really unpopular opinion amongst fans but the Anthony/Craig storyline is actually quite repetitive and not that interesting anymore?

It’s the same process each time - Anthony and Craig are having a laugh, Craig gets too comfortable with him, goes too far, Anthony loses his temper, rages at Craig, Craig has a cry. They soon make up. And repeat

[Epic.]

it’s probably a really unpopular opinion amongst fans but the Anthony/Craig storyline is actually quite repetitive and not that interesting anymore?

It’s the same process each time - Anthony and Craig are having a laugh, Craig gets too comfortable with him, goes too far, Anthony loses his temper, rages at Craig, Craig has a cry. They soon make up. And repeat

I suppose watching Craig emotionally manipulate Anthony and embarrass himself worse each time never wore thin for me<3

[Scoot]

Okay watching Little Brother as well was a cute concept but I can’t be arsed, wanna keep my momentum going :laugh:

[Scoot]

Narinder and Brian discussing Josh’s arrival :laugh:

Narinder: “We’ve only been here two weeks and we all hate each other, so...”

Brian: “:omgno: You ****ing little wi— you cant go round saying that!”

Narinder: “It’s brought home to me how BORING everyone else is. He’s...”

Brian: “:omgno:”

Narinder: “Not you, not you. CERTAIN people. It’s brought home to me how boring everyone else is and I want them OUT!!!”

[Scoot]

SCREAMING at Narinder and Helen’s argument

[Scoot]

Can't find the next episode ANYWHERE :fist:

So I'll just have to skip nominations and hope nothing else exciting happened. :laugh:

[Scoot]

lmao Elizabeth is so two faced but at the same time she's quite boring so it's not even fascinating to watch?

[Scoot]

Amma absolutely DESTROYED scumbag Stuart :clap1:

"I hope he gets ****ing chucked out on Friday and I hope the whole world ****ing HATES him! I really do!"

"I'm fed up with it! I'm sick of him! As I said - again, I'll repeat it, I don't mind - LEAVE!!!!! I WISH HE WAS GONE!! FRIDAY HURRY UP AND COME! VOTE HIM OUT, HE'S A ****ING S***! HE'S A SMUG D***, LEAVE THIS HOUSE BECAUSE I ****ING THINK YOU'RE SMALLLL, SMUGGGG, AND S***!!!! I HATE YOU!"

And then Stuart sealing his fate (if it wasn't already) by smugly laughing at it all :clap2:

[Scoot]

I'm Brian acting nice to Josh and then the second he drinks yelling at Josh "WE DON'T GET ALONG! WE DON'T!!!"

[Scoot]

If anyone knows where I can find Stuart's eviction (Day 22) that'd be greatly appreciated. :bawling:

[Matthew.]

The shade at Big Brother offering Kinga cigarettes to keep Makosi captivated in the air for a further half hour :joker:

“Makosi, where do you go wee wee?”
“On you!”

[Epic.]

The shade at Big Brother offering Kinga cigarettes to keep Makosi captivated in the air for a further half hour :joker:

“Makosi, where do you go wee wee?”
“On you!”

"Craig tell her I'm going to drink her cherry tango ;) "
"AAAAAAAAH! :laugh: THAT IS *EVIL* :cheer2:
"HAHAHAHA :hehe: "

[Matthew.]

Is Craig the first evictee to be evicted, be told they have 30 seconds to say goodbyes, then get their eviction outfit on and leave? (going well over the 30 seconds, mind you)

[*mazedsalv**]

Him and Science getting more cheers than the actual final 2 got :clap1:

Huh, really? I recall the Top 2 were the only housemates to get cheered.

[*mazedsalv**]

Amma absolutely DESTROYED scumbag Stuart :clap1:

"I hope he gets ****ing chucked out on Friday and I hope the whole world ****ing HATES him! I really do!"

"I'm fed up with it! I'm sick of him! As I said - again, I'll repeat it, I don't mind - LEAVE!!!!! I WISH HE WAS GONE!! FRIDAY HURRY UP AND COME! VOTE HIM OUT, HE'S A ****ING S***! HE'S A SMUG D***, LEAVE THIS HOUSE BECAUSE I ****ING THINK YOU'RE SMALLLL, SMUGGGG, AND S***!!!! I HATE YOU!"

And then Stuart sealing his fate (if it wasn't already) by smugly laughing at it all :clap2:

This episode will always, always have a place in my heart as one of my fave episodes ever solely because it was the first ever episode I watched in real time. I was 9, and my Dad was watching BB and i caught the episode (i am thinking it was the first day of the final half term holiday before summer so could stay up late? used to have either a final week May or first week June half term i think in primary school)... and my obsession began.

And yes, times have changed. I can;t imagine seeing a parent nowadays letting a 9 year old watch BB... but most in my year (circa BB3) was watching... and we were 10!!

[Matthew.]

Huh, really? I recall the Top 2 were the only housemates to get cheered.

nah Derek more or less got a winner’s reception

[Epic.]

Huh, really? I recall the Top 2 were the only housemates to get cheered.

They did but not as much as the two mentioned

Anthony even got a few boos<3

[Matthew.]

I’d have taken the money if I was in Eugene’s position as well

[Matthew.]

Week 10 - Orlaith walked, Kinga in, Derek evicted
1. Derek (+1)
2. Kinga (R/E)
3. Makosi (-2)
4. Eugene (-)
5. Craig (-)
6. Anthony (-)

Right it’s probably an unpopular way of thinking at this stage but here we go...

Week 11 - Craig evicted
1. Kinga (+1)
2. Makosi (+1)
3. Eugene (-1)
4. Anthony (+2)
5. Craig (-)

(when you take Craig out of it, it’s literally the eviction order on final, but backwards)

[reece(:]

Kween Kinga

[Matthew.]

watching the final now

i actually want Kinga to win :laugh:

[Matthew.]

bringing Sam, Maxwell and Orlaith back for the final

https://68.media.tumblr.com/8599528d1ed6cfeaf3be19b11146d14e/tumblr_oo0ybandeq1virl4go1_250.gif

[Matthew.]

oh my actual god @ kemal

[Matthew.]

“I’M MINGA KINGA!”
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/kinga.png

aw poor Kinga is mortified </3

[Matthew.]

“Well... I would not base my evidence on Craig because he probably wants to shag Anthony too!”

Makosi :laugh2:

[Matthew.]

I don’t think Davina likes Makosi all that much :worry:

[Matthew.]

“How hard was it being in the Secret Garden with Kinga and Orlaith with no clothes on?”
“Very hard indeed! No pun intended!”

:joker:

[Matthew.]

Ugh to think out of all the people in this series, the winner was Anthony

He’s a nice guy and all but come on

[Tony Montana]

Anthony’s Win is the only Downside to BB6

Other than that, it’s a Perfect Series

[Tony Montana]

Makosi was Robbed

[Matthew.]

Well that’s BB6 finished!

Big Brother 6 Ranking
1. Derek
2. Science
3. Makosi
4. Roberto
5. Kinga
6. Kemal
7. Eugene
8. Vanessa
9. Craig
10. Mary
11. Anthony
12. Saskia
13. Lesley
14. Orlaith
15. Sam
16. Maxwell

My new favourite series :love:

[Tony Montana]

I don’t think Davina likes Makosi all that much :worry:

This is a Very infamous BB incident, one that actually sparked controversy and backlash to how Makosi was treated and rightly so. Davina was an absolute bitch to her. even if she doesn't like her she should still be professional when interviewing her.

Davina is very Bias and favours some Housemates, while disliking others. She becomes worse later on.

if you think how she treated Makosi was bad, wait until you get to BB9 and 10

[Elliot]

Davina ends up having some DREADFUL opinions that’ll make you scream

[Scoot]

BB2 - Week 2 Rankings
1. Narinder
2. Brian
3. Penny
4. Amma
5. Helen
6. Bubble
7. Paul
8. Elizabeth
9. Dean
10. Stuart

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/02/amma.png http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/02/brian.png http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/02/paulf.png http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/02/dean.png http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/02/elizabeth.png http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/02/helen.png http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/02/josh.png http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/02/narinder.png http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/02/paulc.png http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/bw/uk/02/stuart.png

BB2 - Week 3 Rankings
1. Narinder
2. Brian
3. Amma (+1)
4. Helen (+1)
5. Josh (new)
6. Bubble
7. Paul
8. Elizabeth
9. Dean
10. Stuart

So I couldn't find the eviction, reveals more, and the highlights show after that so I've missed three/four days. :skull:
We shall carry on though!

I'll just pop the Amma/Stuart argument here to compensate
l3CXKohvryI

[Scoot]

bye i can't have Narinder going so soon

[Scoot]

Brian's contempt for Josh for being gay is lowkey a scream.

[Scoot]

Oh for **** sake the next eviction isn't on the site either. Why is BB2 suddenly so hard to watch?

Probably gonna abort this rewatch and just move onto BB3 tbh, no point watching if I'm missing all the key moments.

[Epic.]

Brian's contempt for Josh for being gay is lowkey a scream.

I think this is where the inspiration for 'only gay on the village' came from :joker:

[Scoot]

I think this is where the inspiration for 'only gay on the village' came from :joker:

omg really? That's amazing :joker:

[Scoot]

Okay I'm aborting my BB2 watch. I was enjoying it but it's just too difficult to watch and I'm getting too frustrated :fist:

For some reason when every series was on YouTube (those were the DAYS), I had the presence of mind to rip all of BB3 and download it so at least I won't have any problems in that regard. :laugh:

All you HOUNDS who constantly tell me to watch BB6 made this happen.

[Scoot]

It’s way past my bedtime but I’m starting BB3!

[Epic.]

Ziggy having a self-pity party about how he "regrets" things he said to Chanelle and Carole shutting it down :joker:

Ziggy: I think she could've won this, I think she could've won this :/
Carole: I don't know whether she would... she's up against the twins, Liam, Brian, you. *said while sitting right beside only other finalist Jonty*

[Epic.]

Day 86/87/88 Highlights (Tracey & Kara-Louise Evicted)
1. Tracey (-)
2. Carole (-)
3. Brian (-)
4. Jonty (+1)
5. Amanda & Sam (-1)
6. Kara-Louise (-)
7. Liam (-)
8. Ziggy (-)

Day 89/90 Highlights
1. Carole
2. Brian
3. Amanda & Sam (+1)
4. Jonty (-1)
5. Ziggy (+1)
6. Liam (-1)

[Matthew.]

I’ll probably start BB7 this weekend

[Scoot]

It’s way past my bedtime but I’m starting BB3!

Plot twist I fell asleep so I just watched it now! :laugh:

----

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/03/adele.png http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/03/alex.png http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/03/alison.png http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/03/jade.png http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/03/jonny.png http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/03/kate.png http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/03/lee.png http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/03/lynne.png http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/03/pj.png http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/03/sandy.png http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/03/spencer.png http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/03/sunita.png

BB3 - Launch Rankings
1. Alison
2. Alex
3. Kate
4. Lee
5. Jade
6. Lynne
7. Adele
8. Spencer
9. Sunita
10. PJ
11. Jonny
12. Sandy

Obviously with a launch there's very little to go on, so I didn't really hate anyone, but I got weird vibes from Jonny and Sandy :laugh:

[RileyH]

Alex, Adele, Spencer & Sunita :love:

[Headie]

Alison's stint as a BB housemate is really underrated which is ironic considering she's adored by the nation now

[Matthew.]

Wasn’t Alison remembered for breaking a table and admitting to peeing in the shower? :skull:

I haven’t seen BB3 so idk for sure but that’s what I’ve heard :laugh:

[Tony Montana]

Wasn’t Alison remembered for breaking a table and admitting to peeing in the shower? :skull:

I haven’t seen BB3 so idk for sure but that’s what I’ve heard :laugh:

I remember the Table incident but not the peeing in the shower

Although it’s been a while since I watched BB3

[*mazedsalv**]

I love BB3, but i do understand people when they say they find it overrated as it wasn't consistently amazing, but i personally loved it. I believe also BB3 was the year that started the entire "fans going crazy for the males" outside of the house as I recall there was a huge, huge thirst for both Spencer and Alex. Think of how Justin Beiber and 1D have their over the top female fans... Spencer and Alex were the 2002 version of that :joker:

[RileyH]

I remember being really disappointed by Alison when I watched

[RileyH]

Alex, Spencer :love:

BB3 was the year that started the entire "fans going crazy for the males" outside of the house as I recall there was a huge, huge thirst for both Spencer and Alex. Think of how Justin Beiber and 1D have their over the top female fans... Spencer and Alex were the 2002 version of that :joker:

Me clocked?

[*mazedsalv**]

Just cos I know that y'all Stuart Hosking fans so feast your eyes...

https://twitter.com/Stuartbigbro2/status/1028945156261769217

Tbh, for a 53 year old, he hasn't changed too much face wise.

[reece(:]

I remember being really disappointed by Alison when I watched

Sis was on the wrong side of the house

[reece(:]

Just cos I know that y'all Stuart Hosking fans so feast your eyes...

https://twitter.com/Stuartbigbro2/status/1028945156261769217

Tbh, for a 53 year old, he hasn't changed too much face wise.

Skeletor snapped

[Epic.]

Just cos I know that y'all Stuart Hosking fans so feast your eyes...

https://twitter.com/Stuartbigbro2/status/1028945156261769217

Tbh, for a 53 year old, he hasn't changed too much face wise.

James Jordan's conjoined brother found safe and well

[Matthew.]

Starting BB7 now

after ages of trying to find a way of watching it, mind you, but i’m sorted now, i found it :hehe:

[Matthew.]

omg Davina’s pregnant?

CBB17 teas

[Matthew.]

That diary room chair is awful :laugh:

I think I actually prefer the one when it was just a sofa in a field

[Epic.]

omg Davina’s pregnant?

"Channel 4 I did not host this to have a baby"
http://pictures.thisisbigbrother.com/userpics/makosi.jpg

[Matthew.]

“Ma name’s Bonneh am sexeh am funneh am everyfin an everyfin”

[Matthew.]

"Channel 4 I did not host this to have a baby"
http://pictures.thisisbigbrother.com/userpics/makosi.jpg

:joker:

[Matthew.]

“My name’s Bonneh”
“Bonnet?”
“BONNEH.”

:joker:

[Matthew.]

“Shahbaz says he knew he was gay when he watched Grease and wanted to be Olivia Newton John so he could bonk John Travolta”

[Matthew.]

“My name’s Bonneh”
“Bonnet?”
“BONNEH.”

:joker:

Shahbaz got it wrong as well :joker:

“Iya ma name’s Bonneh”
“Oh hi Bonna OH LOOK AT THIS PLACE!”
“It’s... it’s Bonnie.”

[Tony Montana]

BB7 Vts :flutter:

[Matthew.]

BB7 Vts :flutter:

They’re very “Maybe if I say something controversial or vain, I’ll seem interesting!” though, aren’t they?

[Tony Montana]

They’re very “Maybe if I say something controversial or vain, I’ll seem interesting!” though, aren’t they?

Pretty much, But that’s why I And many others love them. Bonnie’s vt in particular is adored on the Forum

[Matthew.]

Big Brother 7 Launch
1. Grace
2. Shahbaz
3. Nikki
4. Bonnie
5. Lisa
6. Imogen
7. Dawn
8. Pete
9. Glyn
10. Sezer
11. Richard
12. Lea
13. George
14. Mikey

hmmmm

[Matthew.]

Sezer is actually vile :yuk:

[Epic.]

Sezer is actually vile :yuk:

Makes Maxwell look like an angel

[Matthew.]

Makes Maxwell look like an angel

yeah I can definitely see what you didn’t like the first week, the way he is treating Shahbaz is disgusting

[Daniel.]

BB7's first four weeks > BB6 > BB5 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> rest of BB7

Lea <3

[Epic.]

BB6 > BB5 > BB7's 2nd-8th weeks > rest of BB7 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The first week of BB7

[Daniel.]

the first week is the worst of the four but seriously weeks 2 - 4 is the peak of Big Brother. Enjoy it.

[reece(:]

BB7's first four weeks > BB6 > BB5 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> rest of BB7

Lea <3

https://uploadir.com/u/04qad44o

[Babayaro.]

Jonathan and Brian are easily the best out of the four new guys. Liam and Billi are so dull!

[Matthew.]

I feel bad for Shahbaz in that he was being mistreated by other housemates, but I didn’t like it when Glyn was talking about he doesn’t like being touched and Shahbaz was trying to make out like he was some sort of homophobe

[Epic.]

Jonty HUNTING down Amanda with suncream all the way to the bathroom and Carole melting down about it :joker:

Carole: OH JONTY, BUGGER OFF WILL YOU.
Jonty: Big Brother said we had to use as much suncream as we could :smug:
Carole: Yes not in HERE; OUT! SIDE!
Jonty: Ohh :rolleyes:
Carole: And NOT near my washing, I tell you, I will absolutely KILL YOU if it's anywhere near my washing, I would!
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/carole.png

[Matthew.]

Richard encouraging the house to isolate Shahbaz and pretend as if he doesn’t exist is horrible

He definitely lives to to his name in terms of being a Dick

[Tony Montana]

Richard encouraging the house to isolate Shahbaz and pretend as if he doesn’t exist is horrible

He definitely lives to to his name in terms of being a Dick

:joker: He's my most hated Housemate of BB7

Also
The treatment of Shahbaz gets gradually worse, so prepare yourself to witness some of the most unforgettable, inexcusable and unforgivable actions in BB History

[Matthew.]

:joker: He's my most hated Housemate of BB7

Also
The treatment of Shahbaz gets gradually worse, so prepare yourself to witness some of the most unforgettable, inexcusable and unforgivable actions in BB History

I think he walks next episode? I’m on the episode labelled “Day 6” on the website?

Also I posted that quite a while after I saw the part where he said “Shahbaz is the only person who lives in this house” or something along those lines

[Headie]

https://uploadir.com/u/imbegwo5

[Tony Montana]

I think he walks next episode? I’m on the episode labelled “Day 6” on the website?

Also I posted that quite a while after I saw the part where he said “Shahbaz is the only person who lives in this house” or something along those lines

Yeah his final day is very uncomfortable viewing, extremely painful and brutal to watch.

[Matthew.]

Yeah his final day is very uncomfortable viewing, extremely painful and brutal to watch.

</3

i get that he does very little to help himself but the likes of Sezer and Richard have been absolute bastards to him

[Tony Montana]

</3

i get that he does very little to help himself but the likes of Sezer and Richard have been absolute bastards to him

I'd like to think without those two, there would've have been next to no problems between Shahbaz and the others, and whatever problems there were could've easily have been resolved.

Richard and Sezer were determined to turn the House against him and shame on the others for going along with it.

[Matthew.]

Omg they’re accusing him of being attention seeking because he’s reading the bloody welcome pack

What is wrong with these people

[glibberglobber]

BB7 is the worst ever series lol.. Worse than BB19

[glibberglobber]

What's the shortest series of BB?

[*mazedsalv**]

I'd like to think without those two, there would've have been next to no problems between Shahbaz and the others, and whatever problems there were could've easily have been resolved.

Richard and Sezer were determined to turn the House against him and shame on the others for going along with it.


He was terrible in the house.

He has done good lately in the last few years eg. charity events and helping the homeless.

[Matthew.]

What's the shortest series of BB?

BB17 was 50 days but Ultimate Big Brother was 18 days if that counts

[glibberglobber]

tbh may as well watch UBB then.. What about CBB?

[Matthew.]

tbh may as well watch UBB then.. What about CBB?

CBB1 was 8 days long

[Tony Montana]

He was terrible in the house.

He has done good lately in the last few years eg. charity events and helping the homeless.

Yeah i was surprised by what he's been doing in the last few years. He seems to be a changed man. I still wonder if he regrets how he treated Shahbaz

[Tony Montana]

tbh may as well watch UBB then.. What about CBB?

UBB was Boring, Watch BB17 Instead

[Daniel.]

Sezer is nowhere near as bad as painted to be and Shahbaz was a disturbing person, I can imagine it wasnt nice for them to live with him, yes it was horrible and bullying, but not as one sided as tibb say

[Epic.]

If anything TiBB don't hate Sezer enough, piece of underhated trash

[Epic.]

Day 89/90 Highlights
1. Carole
2. Brian
3. Amanda & Sam (+1)
4. Jonty (-1)
5. Ziggy (+1)
6. Liam (-1)

Day 91/92 Highlights
1. Carole (-)
2. Brian (-)
3. Jonty (+1)
4. Amanda & Sam (-1)
5. Ziggy (-)
6. Liam (-)

Will watch the final tonight and hopefully even get the full thoughts posted :fc:

[Epic.]

"CAROLE? HAVE YOU GOT CLEAN KNICKERS ON TODAY? :) "
https://i.makeagif.com/media/12-15-2018/S47dih.gif

[Epic.]

Carole getting predominantly cheered and Ziggy somehow getting more boos than her :joker:

[Epic.]

It says a lot about what worth Ziggy actually brought to BB8 when all of his interview was about his terrible showmance + a brief reference to the amount of times he's tackled Carole :skull:

[Matthew.]

well Dawn’s taking being nominated well

edit: or not getting her suitcase, as she claims

[Matthew.]

“Oh shut up, oh shut up, oh shut up”
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/07/dawn.png

[Daniel.]

Thoughts on BB7 so far?

[Matthew.]

Thoughts on BB7 so far?

This first week has been pretty hard to watch ngl, so not a great start :laugh:

But people have said that once you get past Week 1, it’s one of the best series so I’m going to stick with it

[Epic.]

This was posted by Hayden in the Part 2 thread but it wouldn't be a BB8 first watch of mine without one last iconic Shabnam moment to quote :joker:

Brian: "I do love Char, she's the South East London It Girl! *mimicks her* 'I know you stole my banana Shabnam'"
*Shabnam claps and laughs*
Davina: "And was living with Carole what you expected?"
Brian: "Ahh d'ya know what, when I first met Caro-"
Shabnam: (from the side) "-YOU KNOW I ORDERED THREE BANANAS. THREE OF THEM I ORDERED. THEY ALL CALLED ME A THIEF. THREE OF THEM. MWAH" *blows kiss*
https://uploadir.com/u/29bl3gkh

[Matthew.]

“Right, so ah want a pink hoodeh, it’s got a hood on it and it’s a hoodeh and it’s just like a jumper and it just says some writing on and it’s got like one pocket at the front”

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/07/bonnie.png

[Matthew.]

These Bonnie/Glyn nominations are so bad considering the number of dickheads that could have been up but instead two of the better ones are up

Wish Dawn hadn’t been ejected, because I think she could have gone anyway had she stayed

[Matthew.]

Big Brother 7 Launch
1. Grace
2. Shahbaz
3. Nikki
4. Bonnie
5. Lisa
6. Imogen
7. Dawn
8. Pete
9. Glyn
10. Sezer
11. Richard
12. Lea
13. George
14. Mikey

hmmmm

Week 1 - Shahbaz, Dawn, Bonnie out
1. Pete (+7)
2. Nikki (+1)
3. Bonnie (+1)
4. Glyn (+5)
5. Imogen (+1)
6. Shahbaz (-4)
7. Lisa (-2)
8. Dawn (-1)
9. (A fall from) Grace (-8) :hehe:
10. George (+3)
11. Mikey (+3)
12. Lea (-)
13. Richard (-2)
14. Sezer (-4)

i don’t like the ones in orange, i just dislike the ones in red slightly more?

[Jodie.]

Girl u mean Grace -8 x

Stupid STUPID!

[Matthew.]

Girl u mean Grace -8 x

Stupid STUPID!

thanks sorted it now

i initally put it as 9. George 10. Mikey 11. Grace and switched at the last minute so that’ll be why

[RileyH]

Legend Grace

[Epic.]

BB8 Full Thoughts


Cast: 6/10
Tasks: 8/10
Production: 6/10
Public Vote: 3/10
House: 7/10


Overall: 30/50

Housemate Ranking
Hate
Dislike
Below Average
Neutral
Above Average
Somewhat Like
Really Like
Love
Adore

22. Gerry - Hardly a surprise is it? Not only was he a patronising, petty prick bordering on aggressive, he was also infuriatingly smug in thinking he was smarter than he actually was. Going to museums and having an education doesn't make you superior to everyone, it makes you an arrogant twat. Imagine thinking you're intelligent when you don't know what slop means as well as repeatedly saying the N word casually in the company of a black person :umm2: . And how dare he moan about Charley being superficial and shallow when he was the one who was CONSTANTLY self-absorbed in his own ego and reputation, not to mention acting like a sulky baby just because he couldn't have any sex. His goading of Charley, Nicky, Carole, Brian, Tracey, and probably others, was insufferable and I couldn't even enjoy his eviction because he left on HIS terms. A bottom 5 housemate.
21. David - Possibly the most irrelevant housemate ever but also worth hating cause he was pathetically bitchy and bitter, and he started the unfair Amy hate campaign of JUST blaming her for him being up. He also called her a slag for it so glad he faded into obscurity after a week like he deserved.
20. Ziggy - Pretty much a less offensive version of Gerry. Also smug, patronising and self-entitled but at least made up for with him finding out he's made a fool of himself. It was the same ****e every night of antagonising Chanelle, pretending to feel bad about it, all the while keeping a fake bravado up for NINETY DAYS. I'll also never forgive him paving the way for the audience manipulators to come however in Darnell/Siavash/John James/Aaron. Only reason he's not lower is the "It's not you it's me" was an iconic moment of defeat, and I liked the love/hate relationship with Carole. He still sucks though.
19. Liam - Omg so boring and sneaky. His constant attempts to look rootable against Charley, Nicky and even Carole at one point we're so transparent, and I hated how he'd drop people he's close to as soon as they became unpopular with the house or public. And despite never interesting me, they still shown him in an important role several times and his lack of charisma slowed everything down. Another poor housemate who lasted way too long.
18. Seány - "Oh bitch..."
https://uploadir.com/u/d54vz6ru
17. Chanelle - Controversial choice I know, but I could never get behind Chanelle. She was okay at the beginning, but her obsession with hating Charley/obsession with love/hating Ziggy both became so annoying. It would be hard to find a diary room of her that DOESN'T have something to do with Charley or Ziggy. She was basically a plot device and eventually I HATED her because her Nikki-hysterics eventually became way too over the top and painfully irritating to watch, and getting mad at certain people for even associating with Charley as well as ignoring any affection Charley attempted on her was SPITE! FUL! She got a little better after Charley left with her Ziggy drags but by then it was too late. I actually ultimately blame her for ruining the series, because as much as I hate the relevance Gerry/Ziggy have, it was Chanelle who caused the house dynamic to be as imbalanced as it was so I feel justified putting her this low.
16. Billi - For the most part pretty dull and boring, but I loved the Charley arguments and "I PUT YOU UP! :oh: I PUT YOU UP! :oh: " causing his nominations to be voided and Charley lasting twice as long as she would have :love:
15. Shanessa - I didn't really care much for her but her hysterics were funny sometimes I suppose.
14. Kara-Louise - Another mediocre halfway housemate but I did like her last week including when she cackled calling Ziggy 'Goldilocks' repeatedly :joker:
13. Amy - Mostly by-the-book in terms of the whole 'hated glamour model' type of housemate but her storyline did temporarily revive the series after Charley left, plus "Basically, I've been made out to be a complete scheming *****" was a scream :joker:
12. Jonathan - Despite a bit of a rough start with how he was around Nicky, eventually Jonathan grew on me. He was a little rude to Charley sometimes, but some of his drags of her were pretty hilarious and I liked when he eventually managed to get on with her and Nicky even after all the feuds with them :love:
11. Amanda & Sam - Even though it took me a while to care about them and sometimes their ditziness felt forced (imagine having to show off your youth entering the house by parading around lollipops), eventually they grew on me like they did everyone in that house. Most of the series they were in the background but they had some great side moments and their quirkiness bounced off the house dynamic well.
10. Jonty - Like Jonathan, another one I have a pretty enigmatic opinion on. I didn't think I'd ever like a cross between Gerry and Eugene, but thankfully Jonty didn't have any of their weak traits and somehow I tolerated Jonty, even sometimes enjoyed him and his social awkwardness.
9. Emily - Lmao such a random ejectee. Her acting superior to others without realising it never wore thin and Lesley's hatred of her for it :joker: . Her saying the N word was wrong but I know she wouldn't normally have that kind of prejudice so not too bothering.
8. Laura - It's always fun to see an initially cheerful presence turn into a gossiping passive aggressive, yet righteous gossiper and Laura was a great example of this. Enjoyed her feud with Carole as well.
7. Tracey - Hard to sum up why I sort of enjoyed Tracey. She was pretty iconic during any argument with Gerry/Ziggy, and even the ones where she was in the wrong were hilarious ("SHUT UP SINGING SHOYTE" and "WOT AM I? A ROBOT?" being obvious examples :love: ). In her last week though, I'm glad there was a vulnerable side of her shown when the house all had to speak sophisticated and she broke down because she was incapable of doing it</3. For as confident and self-assured she acted, it was nice to see some humility as well.
6. Carole - Even though her emotional manipulation went a bit too far or repetitive at times, Carole was still a solid addition to BB8 and was pretty much the only one keeping the house dynamic alive after Charley left. Didn't like how she mistreated Nicky, but mistreating Chanelle by blanking her was such satisfying karma for the awful way she'd blank Charley<3. That's probably why Carole being a fun-sucker didn't bother me much. It being usually directed at the likes of Chanelle/Ziggy/Gerry made her pretty funny.
5. Brian - In my opinion the second most underrated winner next to Pete. Sometimes his quirkiness might've went too outside the box but really what 19 year old male on BB HASN'T acted overly quirky in some way. And for anyone accusing him of being fake, he literally said "No" when asked if he had a gameplan or if he knew who Shakespeare was before entering the house; asked during a lie detector test no less. He was a bundle of fun the whole way through for me and I empathized with his insecurities and need to impress Amanda. Tempted to say he's my favourite winner of the decline era.
4. Nicky - Although she didn't wow me the same way she does usual rewatchers, Nicky was still a rootable moody sod and was easy to sympathize with in the awful ways she had to overcome Gerry and Ziggy talking down to her. I liked her complexities in trying to prove she wasn't as moody as people taught but was cut tragically short when she lost an eviction to that ****ING IDIOT, as Gerry was called by her<3
3. Lesley - Never thought I'd be watching the female version of Derek from BB6 but had one here. Lesley may not have been around long, but every single line from her was comedy gold and words can't do her justice so I'll let this video do it
y37pEe__KOY
2. Shabnam - I don't even need to quote anything here. If you were keeping up the whole time, you'd have seen all of Shabnam's best moments summed up :love: . Easily my favourite first evictee so far, her total lack of self-awareness while trying to launch a professional TV Career out of the show while acting like a complete wannabe was iconic, since I love people who make complete arses of themselves inadvertently like that (literally (http://pictures.thisisbigbrother.com/BB8/17/normal_bb8-shabnam-evicted-037.jpg)).
1. Charley - The forum have already noted her praises and have made light of her many, many iconic moments, so I'll keep it brief by saying she was actually quite righteous in most of her arguments and it must've been hard to cope with the baiting by Gerry, the condescending from Ziggy and the exclusion by Chanelle, but she overcame so many obstacles all the while being absolutely hilarious in pretty much all her notable moments, and had great development in how she handled people over the course of eight weeks. One of the best housemates ever and deserving of the accolades she receives.

Edgic:

https://i.imgur.com/2WHlwV9.jpg

I dunno how to feel on this series overall. I really enjoyed it the first eight weeks and not just because of Charley, there was lots of great storylines not counting her and she was the last housemate to leave that I was really enjoying so it was hard to maintain interest after. This is definitely the one 90+ day series I wouldn't have minded being a little shorter since it got pretty stale after some point. It also took me the longest to watch any series, taking 2 and a half months, beating the length it took me to watch BB14 just before, but this series was thankfully much better! I'll look back on it fondly but for every Charley in the cast, there were also the Gerrys so a mixed opinion from me for sure

First Watch List:
BB6
BB13
BB7
BB10
BB5
BB9
BB14
BB8

Series yet to watch:
BB1
BB2
BB3
BB4
BB12
BB15

Possible rewatches:
BB11
BB16

Time for another poll! What should I watch next?
https://www.strawpoll.me/17048840

[Matthew.]

Charley’s edgic row :skull:

[Matthew.]

Week 1 - Shahbaz, Dawn, Bonnie out
1. Pete (+7)
2. Nikki (+1)
3. Bonnie (+1)
4. Glyn (+5)
5. Imogen (+1)
6. Shahbaz (-4)
7. Lisa (-2)
8. Dawn (-1)
9. (A fall from) Grace (-8) :hehe:
10. George (+3)
11. Mikey (+3)
12. Lea (-)
13. Richard (-2)
14. Sezer (-4)

i don’t like the ones in orange, i just dislike the ones in red slightly more?

1st Half of Week 2 - Aisleyne, Sam in
1. Pete (-)
2. Sam (N/E)
3. Nikki (-1)
4. Glyn (-)
5. Aisleyne (N/E)
6. Lisa (+1)
7. Imogen (-2)
8. Grace (+1)
9. George (+1)
10. Mikey (+1)
11. Lea (+1)
12. Richard (+1)
13. Sezer (+1)

The new housemates :love:

[Daniel.]

These Bonnie/Glyn nominations are so bad considering the number of dickheads that could have been up but instead two of the better ones are up

Wish Dawn hadn’t been ejected, because I think she could have gone anyway had she stayed

Umm it was one of the better results, shame who went tho

[Daniel.]

Imagine disliking Lea

[Epic.]

First eviction should've been Richard vs Sezer as punishment for rule breaking regarding exclusion, intimidation and bullying

[Daniel.]

BB5 week 6 is a lowkey slog :worry:

[Daniel.]

It isnt anymore

[Tony Montana]

1st Half of Week 2 - Aisleyne, Sam in
1. Pete (-)
2. Sam (N/E)
3. Nikki (-1)
4. Glyn (-)
5. Aisleyne (N/E)
6. Lisa (+1)
7. Imogen (-2)
8. Grace (+1)
9. George (+1)
10. Mikey (+1)
11. Lea (+1)
12. Richard (+1)
13. Sezer (+1)

The new housemates :love:

I love week 2 of BB7 and that ''Meal or no Meal'' challenge :love:

[Scoot]

(Finally) continuing BB3

I’m DYING at Jade getting stuck in the diary room with no way for them to speak to her :joker:

[Daniel.]

If you ever want to watch a non iconic BB5 episode, go with this one, it is HILARIOUS :love:

bsU_uPUDML0

[Epic.]

Shell: I couldn't spell something in Portuguese, Nadia
Michelle: Exactly we couldn't, could we?
Becki: I couldn't spell things in English--
Nadia: --OHH, DON'T GIVE ME THAT SUPPORT MORAL THING!
Other housemates: *laugh at Becki*
Becki: :(

:laugh2:

[Daniel.]

BB5 - Week 6

1. Nadia
2. Ahmed
3. Michelle
4. Shell
5. Victor
6. Stuart
7. Becki
8. Daniel
9. Jason

This cast :love: The week started off slow but the last two episodes have been hilarious from Nadia's meltdown over not being able to spell balloon, to the truth or dare game, to the silent protest to Ahmed smashing the statue to Big Brother burning Stuart's hat to Michelle stealing the Diary Room camera :love: It shows what a great series this is that there's only been one notable argument in three weeks but I'm still endlessly entertained.

Onto the iconic week 7

[RileyH]

Mohammed is such a fanny

[Matthew.]

Imagine disliking Lea

i can imagine it tbh

[Matthew.]

BB5 - Week 6

1. Nadia
2. Ahmed
3. Michelle
4. Shell
5. Victor
6. Stuart
7. Becki
8. Daniel
9. Jason

This cast :love: The week started off slow but the last two episodes have been hilarious from Nadia's meltdown over not being able to spell balloon, to the truth or dare game, to the silent protest to Ahmed smashing the statue to Big Brother burning Stuart's hat to Michelle stealing the Diary Room camera :love: It shows what a great series this is that there's only been one notable argument in three weeks but I'm still endlessly entertained.

Onto the iconic week 7

Week 7 <3333333
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/05/ahmed.png

[Epic.]

There's currently a tie in votes in the poll for which series I should watch between BB12 and BB15 so the next vote will be the decider

[Epic.]

Votes have closed and looks like the next series for me to first watch is BB15! :hugesmile::worry:

[Matthew.]

Votes have closed and looks like the next series for me to first watch is BB15! :hugesmile::worry:

Enjoy the Woo Woo!

[Liam-]

Perched for you to find love in Helly Woo Woo

[Matthew.]

Mikey and Sezer are being absolutely vile about Sam, the first thing Sezer said upon seeing Sam was “That’s a man” and Mikey’s encouraging Grace to call her “he”

thought the vicious behaviour would have stopped now that Shahbaz is gone

[Matthew.]

Don’t get me wrong, it’s sad that George felt as if ne needed to leave the house but is it really necessary for some individuals to act as if he’s died?

“The atmosphere in the house is just so **** now George isn’t here anymore”
Oh come on, he had the personality of a potato. And you didn’t react like that when it was Shahbaz, Dawn or Bonnie that left and they were all way bigger characters than him!

[Tony Montana]

George left because he fancied Grace and she wasn’t interested in him

That whole excuse about him not wanting the ‘Fame’ was BS

[Epic.]

Launch Part 1/Day 1 Highlights/Launch Part 2 (Pauline gets power; Helen gets pass to final)
1. Ashleigh
2. Toya
3. Kimberly
4. Mark
5. Helen :skull:
6. Matthew
7. Steven
8. Jale
9. Pauline
10. Winston
11. Tamara
12. Chris
13. Marlon
14. Christopher
15. Ash
16. Danielle

Ugh I liked the idea of a two part launch with BB14 but it's already so manufactured here. When people complain about Helen's pass to the final, it's usually directed at the fact that she's the one who receives it. And while there'll probably be some truth to that later on, my main issue is that Pauline was given power on the FIRST night from a poll that was only open for a few minutes, AND open after she was the last to enter on the first night. And it's so unfair as well. They try to make things balanced by getting her to watch the VTs of all the housemates who enter the second night so she can know everyone to pick who out of all of them deserves the final pass but obviously she was never gonna pick any of the 6 that entered the second night because she hadn't even had any conversations with them!

Pauline getting picked to have the power was also an unfair inevitability since she entered last so would be fresh in everyone's minds. If they wanted this twist, fine. But at least give it to someone after keeping the votes open for a few nights so viewers can properly get to know these people instead of it being rushed like this.

The housemates as a whole are also a pretty mediocre group :shrug:

[Matthew.]

Ik it’s a really trivial thing to notice but mess at Glyn being the first person eligble to nominate that comes alphabetically :skull:

Also I miss the living room being seperate from the rest of the house, I never realised that was just for one series

[Matthew.]

This year bringing it back :love:

the walk of shame across the garden <3

[brat.]

the BB15 pass to the final twist was literally one of the worst twists in history, i'm not too mad at it because of the result it gave us and helen being saved from a week 1/2 boot, but for the reasons you listed it was literally shambles

danielle deserves better on your rankings we LOOV our jesus shagger :love: agree with all your other rankings though

[brat.]

actually looking back I couldn't stand Danielle week one

it was only when her whole jesus act became such a piss take after she was nominated she became a scream

[Matthew.]

danielle deserves better on your rankings we LOOV our jesus shagger :love: agree with all your other rankings though

:joker:

she was awful in the first few days though but I agree that she’s one of the best housemates of that series

[Matthew.]

The Lea/Richard/Sezer nominations are perfect, could not be any better :flutter:

Was actually starting to like Richard (a phase) until he was horrible to Imogen calling her “dull, bland and boring”

And then Sezer came in, standing up to Richard in an attempt to save the day and look good to the audience! Like it’s none of your business, Sezer but go on, make yourself look even more of a tit than you already have :clap1:

[Matthew.]

(talking about Sezer)

“I think it’s just bollocks. WANKERS! Ooh, my Tourette’s is in context! Like when that happens!”
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/07/pete.png

[Matthew.]

The sign in the audience saying “Sezer is a sleazer geezer” :joker:

[Matthew.]

Richard saying “The only person who stood by me was Pete”

Hmm that rings a bell doesn’t it

[Daniel.]

I just DONT GET why Becki is hated

[Matthew.]

I just DONT GET why Becki is hated

She’s annoying and played up to the cameras imo. Also the Judas kiss probably did her no favours with the public

The hate she got was unnecessary though, taking into account Marco’s reception the previous week :umm2:

[Epic.]

I just DONT GET why Becki is hated

Her causing Marco's eviction saved the series from him probably being there the full 10 weeks so it's tragic how she's got more boos than any housemate who's ever been on the show, considering how low the standard of people go sometimes on this show

[Daniel.]

Her causing Marco's eviction saved the series from him probably being there the full 10 weeks so it's tragic how she's got more boos than any housemate who's ever been on the show, considering how low the standard of people go sometimes on this show

How? Had she not been there it would be Nadia vs Marco with Marco going

[Epic.]

How? Had she not been there it would be Nadia vs Marco with Marco going

She made his eviction a certainty though. He was still unbelievably popular with the public so him vs Nadia would've been dangerously close and Nadia could've been robbed before she properly came into her own

Him being against Nadia AND Michelle means his fans would've had trouble picking between two other favourites to try and save him

[Epic.]

There's also the fact that Becki had the opportunity to killer nominate anyone and pretty much everyone else would've lost a three-way eviction against Nadia/Marco EXCEPT Michelle, so she made a perfect choice

[Daniel.]

Nadia "I dont like this concept"


Mariah who

[Matthew.]

91.6% of people voting to evict Sezer, the highest percentage ever :skull:

[Daniel.]

91.6% of people voting to evict Sezer, the highest percentage ever :skull:

Not deserved

[Matthew.]

Not deserved

i agree, he deserved 100% of the votes to evict

[Epic.]

91.6% of people voting to evict Sezer, the highest percentage ever :skull:

At that point anyway, but unfortunately his record was surpassed two years later when Nicole got 94% in BB9 and it was also out of 3 people although the only reason she got that high was because she was up against two of the favourites

i agree, he deserved 100% of the votes to evict

:clap1:

If Helen is much more tolerable in BB15 than she was in BB16, he probably would be in my bottom 5 civilian housemates. Absolutely nothing to like and I don't get why he has ANYONE on the forum who tolerates him

[Daniel.]

Like, I dont like Sezer but the second week he was a comedy villain, I dont thnk he's anywhere near that bad

[Matthew.]

1st Half of Week 2 - Aisleyne, Sam in
1. Pete (-)
2. Sam (N/E)
3. Nikki (-1)
4. Glyn (-)
5. Aisleyne (N/E)
6. Lisa (+1)
7. Imogen (-2)
8. Grace (+1)
9. George (+1)
10. Mikey (+1)
11. Lea (+1)
12. Richard (+1)
13. Sezer (+1)

The new housemates :love:

Week 2 - George, Sezer out
1. Sam (+1)
2. Nikki (+1)
3. Pete (-2)
4. Imogen (+3)
5. Glyn (-1)
6. Aisleyne (-1)
7. Grace (+1)
8. Lisa (-2)
9. George (-)
10. Richard (+2)
11. Lea (-)
12. Mikey (-2)
13. Sezer (-)

I’ve decided Sezer is my least favourite housemate ever.

[Daniel.]

BB5 week 7 MIGHT just be my favourite week of the franchise.

[Headie]

I think I might rewatch CBB6 soon, I barely remember anything from it.

I really wanna rewatch BB5 and BB6 again tho :laugh: But they require more commitment

[Daniel.]

I'm screaming at Ahmed fake sneezing

me at work

[Matthew.]

If Helen is much more tolerable in BB15 than she was in BB16, he probably would be in my bottom 5 civilian housemates. Absolutely nothing to like and I don't get why he has ANYONE on the forum who tolerates him

(I hope this is secretive enough)

I haven’t seen BB16 but I know what Helen said to Brian Belo, she doesn’t go anywhere near as far as that in BB15

[Daniel.]

I think I might rewatch CBB6 soon, I barely remember anything from it.

I really wanna rewatch BB5 and BB6 again tho :laugh: But they require more commitment

I started BB5 a couple weeks ago and im already week 7, they're so addictive you'll finish soon

[Daniel.]

Helen is a rancid bullying skank in both

[RileyH]

Helen is a legend in both

tea.

[Epic.]

I think I might rewatch CBB6 soon, I barely remember anything from it.

I really wanna rewatch BB5 and BB6 again tho :laugh: But they require more commitment

Here for Coolio to be so unbearable that you cancel CBB6 to continue the BB6 watch + gifs :clap1:

[Matthew.]

when I get onto CBB6, if I ever hear Gangster’s Paradise after that, am I just going to have it in my head that he’s an arsehole?

[Tony Montana]

(I hope this is secretive enough)

I haven’t seen BB16 but I know what Helen said to Brian Belo, she doesn’t go anywhere near as far as that in BB15

While it's not on the same level as ''Rapist/Murderer''

What she said to Matthew during their argument was Horrible

[Daniel.]

The best episode in the show's history

x5kKmCzxe-w

[Daniel.]

Ahmed asking for Michelles jacket dfbgjaj

[Matthew.]

What is it with this bunch picking on the Scottish housemates? They pushed Shahbaz to breaking point, now Grace and Lea are being horrible to Sam!

And Richard can gtf with his “I don’t want to see anyone get bullied” act as if Shahbaz never even happened. Hypocrisy at it’s finest :rolleyes:

[Daniel.]

No one bullied Sam

[Daniel.]

Nadia SCALPING Jason

LEGEND

[Daniel.]

"I feel like you cant have a decent conversation with you Nadi-"

"I DONT WANT to have decent conversation with you Jason I DONT WANT OK!"

dhfhfjsk

[Matthew.]

No one bullied Sam

nah i wouldn’t call it “bullying”, more just being nasty to her for no valid reason

[Babayaro.]

Liking Billi so far

[Daniel.]

nah i wouldn’t call it “bullying”, more just being nasty to her for no valid reason

I would agree with nasty about her, but not to her

[Matthew.]

Nikki is cancelled for calling Sam a “manbeast” and a “ladyboy” :umm2:

Thought she was better than that tbh

[Headie]

Ok I've decided I'm doing CBB6, then BB5, then BB6 :clap1: Not sure whether I'll watch them all at once or take breaks/watch other stuff inbetween but it's a plan I suppose :clap1:

[Liam-]

Nikki is cancelled for calling Sam a “manbeast” and a “ladyboy” :umm2:

Thought she was better than that tbh

Really?

[Headie]

https://uploadir.com/u/2gv4et45

[Tony Montana]

Screaming @ the look Latoya gave Mutya

[Daniel.]

You’ll still get your £5!
*throws flip flop*
THAT IS AN ASSAULT

BB5 Week 7 > all C5 series combined